First -- there is already a thread going -
https://forums.galaxy-of-heroes.starwars.ea.com/discussion/comment/862769#Comment_862769Second -- as you can see by @JediGhost117 comments in that section regarding Padme... he actually got his name because Natalie Portman suck ed the force right out of him, leaving him a poor, shriveled husk of the Jedi he once was....
Dude, we all understand. It's hard to be you. Then you see Padme's name and you just... lose it! It's okay, we're here for you. It's a cry for help and we got you man!
(EDIT: didn't think the action one does with a straw would get filtered.)