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dosman2233
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1 year ago

Star Wars Jokes

A Jedi contacts an IT Technician.

Jedi: I have a problem with my computer; it keeps freezing up.

IT Technician: Have you tried Force-Quit?

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    EA_Pulsar
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    1 year ago

    Which Star Wars character had the worst language?

    R2D2. They had to bleep* out everything it said.

  • What did the Mandalorian say to the porridge?

    This is the whey.

  • How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday?

    He felt his presents

  • There was a conflict happening between various Body Spray brands: it became known as the Cologne Wars

    What do you call a lazy Jedi?
    Ah-Sofa Tano

    What is a Jedi's favourite gaming system?
    Nintendo Sifo-DS

    What is a Jedi's favourite alcoholic beverage?
    Qui-Gon Gin

  • Why did Yoda fail his driving test?

    Because he had trouble following Jedi-ctions!

  • Anakin Skywalker graduated from College, but he didn't get a Master's Degree

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