CASTING CALL ~ The Selection Challenge ~ Happily Ever After || CLOSES FEB 14
https://i.imgur.com/N4SbPZe.jpg ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Are you looking for love? What about that happily ever after with castles, princes and magic? Ok...
Name: Xandra Bates Age: 24 Town: Oasis Springs Occupation: Self-proclaimed Journalist Aspiration: Friend of the World Traits: Hot-Headed, Outgoing, Creative
Tell us a little bit yourself: "I know what you’re thinking: exactly what ‘they’ want you to. My inner telepathic contacts in the 8th – no – 18th dimension have informed me that we’re living in a simulation. It is controlled by a secret group of ‘elite’ llama, disguised as human. I am the single woman standing between us and total enslavement. And no, I didn’t just sit in a dark room and come up with this theory, or anything. Something isn’t right with the Royals, and by connecting the dots between apparently unconnected people and situations… and species, I began to see the whole tapestry."
Why did you apply? "Somehow, the reception to my SimTube channel wasn’t as… positive as I’d hoped. Clearly the llamanoids have organised for my influence to be stunted. That’s why I get roughly 2 views a year. This is me taking a stand, the world can’t ignore me when I’m filling their screens, exposing the truth right under their noses. It’s a good thing that TV doesn’t have a dislike button.
I like to keep my friends close, and my enemies closer. By doing so, I’m about to prove once and for all that the Royal family are llamas. Sniff out any skeletons that might be hiding in closets. All while I have the prince eating grass out of the palm of my hand. If I have one message, it’s that: I’m onto you!"
(I'm sorry in advance about her hat, she can't part with it: has to protect herself from that Government brain-washing and such.)
