Generation 1: Chapter 3: Announcements and....Well, a lot of Announcements!
Edward Baxter sat alone in his apartment watching TV late at night.
I.....Think he was watching the TV that is. He truly is an enigma of a man.
"Hello, Mayor Feng here, breaking into your apartment because I can do what I want." Victor Feng said after casually strolling into Edward's apartment.
"Hi, Edward Baxter here, confused about you casually committing a felony." Edward said rather stoically to the Mayor.
"Edward let me cut to the chase here, I've been preparing to be the head of Simerica's Government all my life." Mayor Feng explained.
Edward just raised an eyebrow "We've only had a Government for about four years now."
"AAAAND I've been preparing to lead a potential Simerican Government all my life!" Victor snapped back at him.
"And if you keep standing in the way of my takeover, I will destroy you." Victor said with a warm smile "I mean like....literally destroy you. Second I get elected I'll have some guys smash your door down and take you down for whatever reason I make up!" 
Edward just soaked up everything Victor said and frowned "That's a lot of threats for someone who's smiling."
"I know...." Victor said menacingly before stomping out of the apartment, leaving Edward to sit on the threats that were hurled his way.
That's when Katrina Caliente stepped out of the room to see what all the commotion was about.
"Get back to bed, babe." Edward said without even turning around.
THE WILLOW CREEK PRISON!!.....Which is where Victor Feng should be at this point, instead someone else is held here....
Edward stood outside his mother's jail cell for his regular visitation.
"Hey Mom guess what, I'm about to announce that I'm running for Mayor of San Myshuno!" Edward exclaimed to his incarcerated mother.
"Oh that's wonderful sweetie." Aria gushed to her son, "Hopefully you're able to help out as many people as you can when you get elected." She continues with a frown "You know, except me. Turns out asking stupid questions is punishable by life in prison."
That's when the Prison Warden showed up to chastise Edward in a particularly over the top screeching speech "AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
Edward groaned in response "Oh come on, is visiting your parent in prison a crime in this country?"
"Edward please be careful." Aria responded "Visiting your parents isn't a crime, but you just asked a 'stupid question' right in front of a cop."
"Good point, I'll be leaving now." Edward said before running out of the prison in fear.
THE NEXT MORNING! Edward headed out to the busiest part of San Myshuno to hold a press conference.
"Alright folks, you all know me. Don't let my obscene hand gestures fool you, I am here for the utmost serious reasons." Edward said to his audience.
"For the last few years I have been rallying the people here because quite honestly, this country blows and we need to fix it!" Edward said, making some pretty obscene hand gestures.
At least he seems to have an audience forming around him. Two people is a good turn out in a country that has JUST gotten its first taste of politics.
"And THAT'S why today I'm formally beginning my Mayoral Campaign!" Edward announced to his excited audience.....
That now consists of one person because the other woman left. Like I said, great turn out!
"Well at least there's one person out there that was into the announcement." Edward said while being totally bummed by the turnout.
"Actually Ed." Katrina responded....with a bit of a glow. "I'm just here to tell you that I'm pregnant."
"Ah, nice." Edward replied "Now if you excuse me, I'll give you the appropriate response to that."
Edward then screamed a blood curdling scream at the top of his lungs. 
"I know?! Aren't you excited?" Katrina gushed about the reveal.
To be Continued.
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