DoodlyDoofus Presents:.........This (Now on Generation 10)

Seasoned Newcomer

4 years ago

Generation 1: Chapter 9: Yikes, This Got Darker.

The day after Aria was executed, Edward called his daughters in the kitchen.

"Hey kids, come meet your grandma!" He said loudly. This WOULD have been their first time meeting their Grandma.....But umm.......Yeah, needless to say they weren't too happy.

Luckily Alina and Tina are still too young to understand the concept of death so they can continue having fun and being adorable.

In-Law has been executed? This is the perfect motivation to write a new hit song! She'll call it, "Firing Squad Granny." It's more of an upbeat song than it sounds like.

Edward's father, Edgar came over to visit after news of her execution reached him. Can you believe that? His wife gets executed and he finds out through Facebook! What is this world coming to?

"Wow Dad, you look god awful." Edward said quite bluntly.

"Yeah I know, I really let myself go when your Mom got arrested in the first place." Edgar responded.

The kids came into the room and sat on the couch with their Grandfather.

"Grandpa, can you tell us about how you met Grandma?" Rina asked innocently.

"Of course I can!" Edgar exclaimed joyously, happy to relive his earlier memories. "You see, I met her in the far off year of....2004!"

FLASHBACK TO 2004!!!!

"Hard to believe it, but I was just a young man back then." Edgar explained. "Living in Pleasantview back then, before Pleasentview was nuked by the Sixamsians of course. But I felt like my heart skipped a beat the second I saw her."

"There she was, Aria. The only girl in my heart....Well, after I broke up with Bella Bachelor that is." Edgar continued.

"When we kissed it was like magic. Well, I told her it was like magic." Edgar continued "You see, once you kiss Bella Bachelor, everyone else is a downgrade. But hey, Aria was still a good kisser though, can't deny that."

"And things were much better back then because we could do more raunchier things like grabbing them by their as-" Edgar continued.

"DAD STOP NOW, NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS!" Edward yelled.

FLASHBACK OVER!!!!

"Grandpa, how comes things looked so weird in 2004?" Trina asked curiously.

"Things didn't look weird." Edgar says defensively "They looked different. If you were there back then you'd think things looked charmingly rustic compared to today. In fact, plenty of people back then would think things started looking weird back in 2014. But I think things look just fine today. Don't judge like that, kiddo."

After Edgar left, Rina chastised Trina for her comment.

"For crying out loud, Trina. You can't just make claims about things in the past looking 'weird'. That's rude!" Rina snapped.

Edgar went to go cry at Aria's urn and absolutely bawled his eyes out.

"I'm single again, but at what cost?!" Edgar sobbed.

After that Edgar went off to go play with his other grandchildren.

"Boy are these toddlers adorable or what?" Edgar said before hugging little Tina.

Some time later, Edward and Katrina went off on a date night to keep their romance alive....And not doing a good job at it if they're sitting so far away from each other.

Much better. Like I said, Edward is doing everything he can to keep the romance in the air from going the way of the Dodo.

And by Golly, is it working or what? After Edward continued to woo Katrina, she certainly paid it forward if you know what I mean? I'm saying Edward got lucky tonight.

Now who doesn't like a good timeskip? That's right baby, we're going 6 years into the future, 2046!!!

Here's the man himself, Edward Baxter at Age 32. After all these years Edward was finally able to convince Nancy Landgraab to let him ditch the leather chaps.

However, he's gotta wear these pants instead. His approval ratings took a small dive, but jumped right back after he squeezed into these things. Voters are weird.

Speaking of our favorite folks getting older, you know who's really getting up there? Katrina at age 50. Honestly, she had 45 good years. She deserves to let herself age more gracefully.

Edward still digs it though. He still thinks she's as good looking as she was when they first had their affair.

Also you know who else is old? Edgar Baxter. He's 58 now. That's not THAT old, but he's pretty pathetic now so he moved in with Edward and Katrina.

On the bright side, he's finally following a dream that doesn't make him look silly.

"I finally did it!" Edgar exclaimed "I'm officially a freelance writer! Goodbye steady paychecks, hello unruly clients!"

Edward and Katrina were enjoying a good movie together when Katrina decided to go get some coffee.

Oh come on Edward, you may be wearing sunglasses but we can see where those eyes are looking at.

Speaking of the adults, they weren't the only ones to get older. Here's 11 year old Trina

And over here is 11 year old Rina!

If they're 11, then that means Tina and Alina are 9 years old.

Rina's been acting out a lot more these days. Just making messes wherever she goes.

However, Alina's been cleaning up after her everywhere she goes. Good Alina, you're slowly becoming the favorite.

Well time for Edward to do more Mayor stuff.

"Heh heh, 12 years as the Mayor and I still have no idea what I'm doing." Edward chuckles to himself before grabbing a glass of whiskey.

One moment the girls will remember with Grandpa is that day they all went shopping together. Was pretty nice.

"Would you look at this piece?!" Edgar exclaimed "It looks so stupid? Who would pay a thousand simoleons for it?"

"I know right?" Edward chuckled along.

Edward bought it.

"I mean honestly, no one ever said us Baxters were good at spending money." Edgar said.

Well looks like Rina wanted to buy this outfit.

That's when the Baxter girls were suddenly introduced to.....Alina Caliente......Nina Caliente's daughter. Did not know she was going to share the same name as OUR Alina.

Unfortunately Edgar didn't live with the family for too long. You see, there was this fire.

Unfortunately Edgar's outfit is very flammable.

Even worse, for some reason....the family just stood there and watched. They didn't panic, they clearly wanted to help, but they just.....didn't. They just watched him burn to death.