Generation 1: Chapter 18: Father of the Bride Part II
Alina came back home from a hard day at work as a Stylist and.....Wait, THAT'S her uniform? What the heck, I hope she gets a promotion soon because that's just ridiculous.
One Promotion Later.....It still looks ridiculous but at least the girl doesn't go to work in a bikini anymore.
Some time later, Edward was playing chess with Mira to help develop her smarts.
"Now Kiddo, this is Chess. The game of intellectuals." Edward says "The greatest minds on the planet are masters at this game."
"Wait, why is the knight a horse? Isn't he supposed to be a man? That's stupid. Chess is stupid!" Edward says angrily.
So Tina and Katrina came home from work at the same time. This is the uniform they're making this poor girl wear. She's not wearing a bikini, but she has the most unflattering suit I've ever seen. Though I'll give them credit for trying to match her coat with her hair. Didn't do a great job, but they tried.
"I feel older than I really am." Katrina says bluntly.
Turns out Katrina was aging up to an Elder. Makes sense since she's.....60.
"Arg, everything hurts all of a sudden!" Katrina exclaims in pain.
Well well well, today's the day of Tina's wedding....And it's at the same venue Trina was married at.
When Edward says he's going to make this the best wedding for his little girl he really means he keeps it to a strict template that all his children will get eventually.
Yep. Katrina is now an old Grandma but Edward still loves her as much as the day he knocked her up.
Oh it's been a little while since Katrina has seen Trina. Wonder how she's doing.
"I'll answer that for you, should be a few more months before this kid comes out." Trina states bluntly.
"Gee Bella Goth, for a woman that my Dad dated back in Highschool, you sure look good for your age." Edward says with a compliment "Tell me, what's your secret?"
"It's funny you ask that." Bella answers "Before I answer that, Is that an alien right behind you?!"
As Edward turned around to see this alien, Bella took off running.
Well time for Tina and Alexander to tie the knot. Looks like Alexander's excited to be marrying Tina, he's literally jumping for joy.
"Oh yeah, I picked the right guy." Tina says happily.
Who's going to make it to the marriage ceremony first? Nina, the woman with the slowest walkstyle in the entire world?
Or Trina, the woman walking around with a baby in her second trimester? Surprisingly it's Trina, guess Pregnancy Waddling is still faster than that awful walkstyle Nina has.
What a romantic moment. Nothing can ruin this moment.
"Why do I have to stand?! I'm Mortimer Goth! I deserve a seat!" Mortimer demands angrily.
"Heh heh, my dress sparkles." Mira states in amusement.
I now pronounce you, Mr and Mrs Goth.
Immediately after the wedding, Alexander and Tina went home to make little Goth babies.
A few months later.....Now It's Alina's wedding!!!
"Seriously? Same venue as Tina's?" Katrina says in disappointment.
"Hey, they give you a good deal if you had a wedding here before." Edward answers.
Gotta save money, even if you're the President.
Meanwhile, Lucas Munch really enjoyed standing at that fireplace.
Well it's been a few months, so Trina's no longer pregnant! She gave birth to a healthy baby boy.
Now it's TINA'S turn to be the preggo at the wedding!
Trina approached Alina while no one else was around.
"You sure you want to marry him?" Trina asks "He's a Munch. The Munch family is weird!"
"After all, THAT guy is going to be your brother in law." Trina states.
That's when Mila Munch approached Lucas when no one else was around.
"You sure you want to marry her?" Mila asks "She's a Baxter. The Baxter family is weird!"
"After all, THAT woman is going to be your sister in law." Mila states.
"Wait, what's wrong with me?" Rina asks having heard that whole statement.
It was time for the ceremony. Lucas delivered a solid hour and forty three minutes worth of love poetry he wrote for Alina...Which of course gave the family plenty of time to get to the ceremony.
The Munch family is weird, but at least Alina likes one of them.....just one. So that's good enough for her.
I now pronounce you, Mr and Mrs Munch.
"I'm not feeling well. Need to go to the bathroom for a few minutes." Alina states before leaving the party.
"I told you she wasn't good enough for you, Lucas!" Gunther states angrily "Getting sick at your wedding, how dare she!"
"I'm sure she has a good reason." Lucas answers.
"Hey Lucas guess what, I'm Pregnant! You're going to be a father!" Alina says cheerfully.
"I'm finally going to be a Grandma? This is wonderful!" Mila says joyously. "Too bad my older sons couldn't do that soon enough for me."
Mila says before slowly dropping to the ground dead.
"Just remember Gunther, this is your fault! You should've had kids earlier!" Mila says with her last breath.
"Yeesh, death at a funeral. Hope this doesn't become a habit." the Grim Reaper states as he approaches the fresh corpse.
"I don't want to be THAT guy." Edward starts "But I think that's what she deserves after dissing my family."
"Wait, Alina's pregnant too?!" Tina questions "She's going to steal my thunder!"
"Hey, this is my wedding!" Alina responds "This whole thing is supposed to be MY thunde-"
Before Alina can finish her statement, she had to stop herself from puking all over her dead Mother in law.
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