Generation 1: Chapter 19: Father of the Bride Par-Oh Wait.
Finally, Alina and Tina have been married off and moved out on their own. Now Edward and Katrina have the house all to theirsel-Oh wait. Mira's still here for at least another decade.
Later that day, Mira had her BFF Forever Mei over to hang out.....Get it!
"Is there anything I can get for you?" Jiggles the Butler asks while the kids are playing around.
"Nope. But you're doing an amazing job today!" Mira says happily.
"I have worked with this family for almost 10 years, and not once have I been complimented." Jiggles responds before bowing "Thank you young Madame. That means a lot."
"Actually now that you mention it, we could use some hotdogs." Mira says before waving her little butler bell.
For the first time since serving the Baxter family has Jiggles felt happy after being given an order by these people.
"Man, I wish I had a butler." Mei said disappointed.
Oh look, Rina's here to visit! How nice, it's always great when the kids come over.
Oh, and she's pregnant again.
"I swear, you kids are just trying to make sure that we're bankrupt when Christmas time comes around." Katrina scolds.
"Wow, Jiggles actually looks happy. I wonder what's putting her in such a good mood!" Katrina exclaims as Jiggles cooks the ever loving crap out of whatever she's cooking.
"Wow, I don't know what these are. But they look delicious!" Edward says looking at the fresh plate Jiggles made.
Looks like the Baxters are enjoying this dish.
"This is the greatest thing I've ever eaten." Katrina says with pure joy.
"Wow, we should compliment Jiggles more often!" Edward exclaims.
"No seriously, you really should." Jiggles answers from the other room.
Let's do another timeskip, baby! Let's say......8 years!!! It is now the year 2065. Here is 50 going on 51 year old Edward Baxter. Oh Wright, Edward is........He's Maximum fat!
His face has seen some serious wear and tear as well.
Oh well, 69 year old Katrina is maximum fat as well. So it's not like they can judge each other, the couple that gets fat together stays together.
On that same note, Mira is now 15 years old. As you can see by her uniform, her parents managed to transfer her to a different school, a BETTER school! No more will she be called President Pee Pants!
"Hey kiddo, you want me to help you with your homework?" Edward asked.
"No offense Dad, but I'm pretty sure this stuff is out of your league." Mira answers.
"Ha, she called you stupid." Katrina says before taking another sip of her coffee.
Later that night, Mei came over to bring Mira out on a night on the town!
"Ah Mei Feng. I enjoy it when you come over." Edward says with a smug tone. "When I see your face I can see your father's face, and when I see his face I'm reminded of my victory."
"Alright, see you later!" Mira says as she and Mei leave the house.
"Umm, unfortunately I'm going to be following you for a little while. Gotta get to the What House and do some President things. Just pretend I'm not even there." Edward says as he starts walking towards the sidewalk.
And now we're at....This bar in San Myshuno! I don't know the name of it, but here we are.
"Hey can we get a few drinks over here?" Mira asks the bartender.
"Pfft, no. I know you're not old enough to drink." The Bartender responds.
Meanwhile, here's Mira's longtime boyfriend. Gene Pancakes. They've been dating since they were like....12. I know, you're probably thinking how is Gene lucky enough to get a girl like Mira? No, the real answer is, how is Mira lucky enough to get a Pancake?!
Hey young man, you watch where you put those hands! This is a PG-13 story!
Oh forgot to mention, braces. Mira has them. She's not as lucky as her sisters to have had a nice mouth of straightened teeth. 
"So you wanna enter the Karaoke contest with me?" Mira asks.
"I can't sing." Gene answers.
"Neither can I! But it'll be fun." Mira explains.
And so Mira unfortunately entered the contest alone and sang her heart out.
"Is that the sound of a dying cat?" Gene asks.
"No, that's your girlfriend attempting to sing Journey." Mei answers bluntly. 
Now let's get over to the What House to see what President stuff President Baxter has to take care of.
"Good news Mr President." General Grunt says with an evil grin. "The war with China is over, and all we had to do was send wave after wave after wave of men at the capitol before they surrendered."
"Please tell me you didn't launch any nukes." Edward asks with concern.
"But China's not our real threat." General Grunt continues "Now that we've taken them down it's time to aim our sights at the big boys.....America."
"Boy that sure sounds like a stupid idea." Vice President Landgraab says, butting into the conversation. "Pretty sure they have a good track record when it comes to people who declare war against them."
"But you don't get it!" General Grunt says enthusiastically. "I already have a fool proof plan for a full scale invasion of America! We could take their entire country over before they even have a chance to send a single man to our country. We've got this in the bag!"
"You planned a full scale invasion of America behind my back?!" Edward said in pure astonishment.
"Do you even listen to what they're saying?" Jesminder asks Miko curiously.
"Nah, it's always war talk when Buzz enters the room." Miko responds. "I usually just drown them out."
"Listen, if we're going to war against America, I'm going to need to hear from the only person I truly trust in this Administration." Edward says with authority. "And that man is....Bob Pancakes......Where's Bob?"
"He said he was going to use your daughter's rocket to see if the Moon's really made of cheese." Malcolm answers. "He should be back soon." 
Unfortunately while Trina was able to fly that rocketship because she's a literal child genius, Bob was not. So as he was attempting to land the rocket, he ended up crashing it into the ground. Killing himself in the process. RIP Bob Pancakes 2010-2065.
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