Generation 2: Chapter 3: At Least This Story Isn't About The Munch Family
Unfortunately this chapter features the Munch family. But hey, here's the two tolerable Munch's of the family, Lucas and Alina. Today Katrina has decided to visit her daughter to see how she's living as a Munch.
"Wait, this is where you and Lucas sleep?" Katrina asks.
"Yes, not much room since Wolfgang and Gunther haven't moved out." Alina answers.
But at least Katrina thinks her granddaughter, Mandy Munch is adorable. So there's at least three Munch's that Katrina likes.
"Oh dear, I don't think I'm supposed to be able to sit down while holding a toddler!" Katrina exclaims "It's a glitch! Help me!"
"Mother, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" said Alina.
"She's a goner, I'm sorry sweetie." Lucas affirms.
Will Katrina survive this dastardly bug? We'll have to wait and find out!
Until then let's watch the Munch family continue to be a family of degenerates.
Wolfgang, please don't punch the dinosaur! It did nothing wrong!
WOLFGANG, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"See wife, I told you Wolfgang wasn't right in the head." Gunther says in a dismissive manner.
"I want a divorce." Gunther's wife responds.
MEANWHILE AT THE WHAT HOUSE! General Grunt was giving President Baxter a report about the current war.
"Good news Mr President! The Invasion is going well!" Buzz exclaims with joy. "We have taken complete control of Mexico!"
"Mexico isn't part of the United States, General." Edward replied.
"Minor details." General Grunt brushes off the comment "What matters is we have America on the ropes. They'll have no choice but to surrender!.....In about a decade or so. Probably sooner if we can manage to take Canada!"
"Canada isn't part of the United States either. It's its own country and I'm pretty sure we're violating the Geneva convention by invading them as well." Malcolm Landgraab adds "What is wrong with you?"
"You know, come to think of it. I'm feeling pretty old today." General Grunt responds before immediately turning into an elder in front of their very eyes.
"Ah, that explains why you can't remember very basic details. You're just old as dirt!" Edward realizes. "You sure you're in the right state of mind to lead my armies?"
Let this face answer your question, Mr President.
"Ah wonderful. My General has dementia!" Edward says sarcastically.
MEANWHILE AT THE BAXTER HOUSE! Mira is angry.....no reason. Just angry. Poor girl, even when she's angry she's still adorable.
Mira stop trying to be angry. No one can take you seriously when you do this.
Oh look, Malcolm Landgraab II is here! Whatever could he want?
"Wanna go on a date?" Malcolm answered the author.
Uh oh. Mira's still angry. You better say something that could cheer her up, Mr Landgraab.
"I'm paying." Malcolm answers yet again.
THAT got her in a good mood.
MEANWHILE AT THAT.....Less than fancy restaurant.
Oh look, it's Mira's older....much older, sister, Dina getting turned away by the staff. She's just not classy enough for this less than classy restaurant.
"Why couldn't we go to that super fancy place next door?" Mira asks.
"Grandma says the food there isn't edible. Like it's hard to call it food. At least here you could get a halfway decent burger." Malcolm adds.
"Oh boy, rich brats." The Waiter says as he approaches the table "What do you trust fund nerds want?"
Despite the hostile service, Mira and Malcolm were having a wonderful time! I mean, look at Malcolm over there wooing the heck out of Mira.
"Excuse me." Yuki Behr says "I've been waiting for three hours. Can I get a table soon?"
"It's always 'table table table' with you people." the server says rudely "What do you think this is? A restaurant?"
"Hey, just going to throw your food onto the table from behind you. Hope you don't mind." the Waiter says before tossing the food.
"This looks great!" Malcolm exclaims as he looks at his salmon.
"Is it though?" Mira says as she looks down at her....very green steak.
Unfortunately it tastes as green as it looks.
Despite the fact that Mira's going to have food poisoning tomorrow, she had a wonderful time.
Too wonderful of a time. We need Nancy Landgraab to come here to break up the hanky panky!
Good news is, Malcolm's very much into this.
And so Mira and Malcolm had their first kiss. I mean, he's no Gene Pancakes, but he'll be fine.
"Your lips didn't get caught in my braces did they?" Mira asks with concern.
"Nah, you're fine." Malcolm responds.
LATER THAT NIGHT! Mira and Edward came home at the same exact time.
"Hey Kiddo. How was your night?" Edward asked.
"Wonderful. I found love again!" Mira exclaims. "How was yours?"
"Not great. Thanks to Buzz Grunt we're at war with America, Mexico, Canada and somehow Greenland." Edward adds "I don't even know how he thought Greenland was part of the United States."
Edward went in the backyard to find Katrina had made hotdogs. Oh yeah, she survived that horrible glitch earlier.
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