Alien Sim Greentext Meme

Be my sim
Be Queen of San Myshuno
Be also very obviously an alien

not even pretending to be human
everyone knows
everyone

Court day in the penthouse throne room peasants and courtiers lined up to ask for “royal guidance”

First guy walks up looks like he hasn’t slept since City Living released

“Your Majesty… I’m paranoid… I think aliens might abduct me.”

I stare at him I stare harder I stare so hard my eyes do the little alien glow animation

Bro I am the alien

Next court guest comes up “I’m worried about an alien invasion.”

Buddy Look around The invasion already happened It’s me I’m the invasion I’m the monarch, I am your alien overlord, You’re in my court.

Another Sim: “I fear aliens might be disguising themselves as humans.”

I’m not even in disguise.

Someone else: “I heard rumors aliens are living among us.”

I raise my hand The room goes quiet

“My guy… I’m right here.”

He nods like I just told him the weather

Sims logic.exe brain fog intensifies

Court continues
Every few minutes someone else comes up with:
“I’m scared aliens will abduct me.”
“I think aliens are plotting something.”
“I don’t trust aliens.”

Meanwhile I’m sitting on a throne speaking in reverb

They still don’t connect the dots

San Myshuno is doomed Long live the Alien Queen