Any ideas for a good name (for a dumpster baby)?

Probably not the greatest, but how about Dysona after the Dyson vacuum or Swyff after the Swiffer duster/mop? Or even Gladys after the Glad trash bags?

Trashley

I hadn't thought to fiddle with Swiffer, that can go on my short list, and Trashley is very funny. I'm going to use a randomiser once I have a few to choose from. Thanks!

I like Trashley. lol How about Broomhilda? Gar Bahge, Junko (irl Japanese girl's name), Filthea, Dirty Harry/Hairy, Trashington, Mildew, Scullery and Molder (X Files ref).

CoCo Charnal, Taylor Swiffer, Decaytie Perry, Muddonna.

I like a few of those, Junko especially. As soon as 'placeholder' is a toddler I'll random number generate a new name for her.

edit - Knox wasn't supposed to be a dad (mcc) so I'm making him unable to father any more children! They were supposed to bring up her baby with her first boyfriend (he died of flies).

Cinderella

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I just posted that too before I refreshed the page. lolol