Are you really cheating on your spouse if you woohoo with a scarecrow?

it shall perhaps depend on what level of alive the scarecrow is while the woohoo takes place

can it really be called woohoo if one person takes advantage of nearby inanimate tree dude? i don't think so

but if the said tree dude is very much alive and out there stealing your wife then yes maybe it would be considered cheating.

Of course it is cheating. Look at that scarecrow reclining suggestively on that haystack. They're practically inviting you to commit to infidelity. Try as you might to have your sim keep to their vows, Patchy's come-hither stare will eventually wear them down. It's inevitable -- no sim can resist -- but it is cheating. We all succumb.

Technically, a scarecrow is basically a Sim in a costume, so yes.

"catmando830;c-17750425" wrote:
Does anyone have screen shots of this??? It sounds so bizarre!!!

As soon as I figure out how to add them to the post, I'll do so.

Yes, because the scarecrow is a being, not an inflatable doll or other "Adult funtime toy".

Unless, of course, your spouse and you are polyamorous and don't consider it cheating, or another arrangement in which mutual exclusivity isn't a shared goal, by choice.

"PenguinFoop;c-17750498" wrote:

"catmando830;c-17750425" wrote:
Does anyone have screen shots of this??? It sounds so bizarre!!!

As soon as I figure out how to add them to the post, I'll do so.

Gotcha covered! Scarecrow closet woohoo with a vampire:
https://i.imgur.com/rnXfxAYl.png?1

And scarecrow vampire coffin woohoo also:

https://i.imgur.com/Omrehvjl.png?1

..and even Scarecrow/Vampire bed woohoo!

https://i.imgur.com/gsSuOv6l.png?1

...and this is that same Scarecrow when he changes clothing! Talk about pretty babies!
https://i.imgur.com/Yb7d54bl.png?1

I'm pretty sure I have him downloadable for anyone to enjoy, on my Gallery but going to double-check on that now...

Awesome! Thanks for sharing! It's sad to think that all of that beauty is cursed to live behind a bunch of straw. lol

Cheating is cheating, there are no exceptions.

I absolutely love that we're having a conversation about woohooing with a straw bale! :lol:

"PenguinFoop;c-17750510" wrote:
Awesome! Thanks for sharing! It's sad to think that all of that beauty is cursed to live behind a bunch of straw. lol

You can actually change that just by altering his outfits in CAS. I'm sorry he's a vampire for those who don't want that (had forgotten he got turned in my game save) but that can also be fixed with cheats. Ain't he purdy? He's a keeper. He also charmed me by being about the sweetest guy Sim in gameplay. Not sure if that translates through the download/reiteration process, but I hope it does.

But be aware, because he was added to an existing household (I separated him temporarily from spouse and baby so I could share him alone on the gallery) he no longer operates as a garden scarecrow, but as a normal household Sim.

However, any purchased garden scarecrow can become animated and even engage in romance interactions if your Sim spends the time to interact enough for the scarecrow to hop off the pole at a certain time each day, and through interactions, can become involved and even then a household member (at which point, they stop going back to the pole, and interestingly, another scarecrow spawns in their place! HAHA

He's Patchy FitzPatrick, on the account Gamertherapy if anyone else wants a copy of him. :)