One day Morgyn was going about his business, when he suddenly found himself yanked into the Magic Realm. He bumped into Aine, and she told him that a Maxis playtester had just entered the Realm and it needed to be populated with spellcasters. Morgyn tried to explain that he already had a part-time gig walking dogs in Brindleton Bay, but Aine just shrugged and told him that dog walker wasn't a life state, and he was flagged as a spellcaster now so he'd better figure it out.
Optimistic by nature, Morgyn decided he would make the best of it. Spellcasting didn't sound so bad, and it did rain an awful lot in Brindleton Bay. He'd always envied the NPCs who had indoor gigs. Maybe he could work his way up to being named as an official Glimmerbrook NPC, and live in a nice little house with weird staircases that went nowhere. A few days later he was hanging out in the Glimmerbrook bar, hoping to find a few quirky housemates with no chins, when Aine appeared again, dressed in a green apron.
"Sorry to spring this on you so suddenly, but someone called for a gardener and I got assigned. We need a new Untamed Magic Sage."
"Wait, what? Me? But I only just got here. And I thought you guys had special invisible properties that made you into sages and stopped you leaving your location?"
Aine shrugged again, gestured vaguely with her trowel and vanished.
Morgyn sighed, and finished his Dim and Gusty. Sage it was, then. He'd keep an eye on the jobs on his phone, though. After all, the employment situation in the Realm didn't seen stable at all, and they always needed baristas at the cafes in Windenburg.