Dear little Sims,
STOP using the radio to dance to music when you cook, you almost burned the whole house down the last time. Concentrate on your cooking. Learn from your mistakes. Don't risk your children's life. I put it there so you could listen to music while you EAT.
If you are both tired and hungry, please go and eat something first before you go to sleep, instead of waking up in the middle of the night panicking because you are close to dying. You can think for yourself for a couple of seconds if I'm focusing on another sim.
Get all the dirty dishes when I ask you to take the dishes, do not leave half of it and then go and force your child out of the bathroom when you realize you have dishes left and need to use the sink.
I appreciate that you love your wife, but when you are extremely hungry after a long work day, and decide to make out with her instead of eating, and don't listen to me when I tell you do knock it off and eat, it's kind of your fault when you then complain about almost dying.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT leave your crying child in the highchair to go and play on your computer.
If your child wakes you up in the night crying after seeing a monster under his bed, and asks you to go and spray on it to get it away, don't ignore him by just walking past him to instead play on the computer. It's extremely callous.