Dear little sims,

"EveryDaySim;c-16721880" wrote:
Dear Little Sims,

Please do not wear yellow ankle socks with strappy high heels.

What about if they were yellow strappy heels? :D

Dear little sims guests,

When visiting my (sims) home, please do not help yourself to my (sims) computer. It's rather rude. You were invited over to socialise, not to ignore everyone while you do your own thing.

Your scary creator, who is prone to taking revenge on annoying sims.

Dear Little Sims,

Please refrain from going in and picking up the baby(s) from their cribs the moment they finally fall asleep! You're stressed out and tired and just need a good long nap and a wakeful nooboo is a crying nooboo! Go to bed already!

Love,
Your not-always-benevolent god

Dear Little Sims,

Thank you. We finally have worked out on your whims of getting the pool & the bee box. But, why do you turn into an alcoholic? Are you mad at me? Are you so stressed? Or, should I just get rid of the Globe Bar? I'm sure I gave you a karaoke machine, because you seems like enjoy singing, ever since we returned from San Myshuno. I would rather you sing (although, you can't actually sing!), instead of getting a drink every now and then. Your teenage kids have been following your footstep. I caught them getting a drink after they return from school! Let's work on this, because you're not getting younger anymore. You'll be elders in a few weeks. If you're nice, I'll give you a vacation, because I know that you need it. ;)

Love,
Your Creator

Dear sim when you refuse to do what i ask you and you tey to cancel my command, i pause it to undo what you tried to override with and you stand there and laugh at me for a minute, that's not the way to respect your god you know what I can do to you...

Dear Sims,

I have been so kind as to give you a large dining table for you and your kids. Please use said dining table when eating. It is not appropriate to sit on the toddler bed while the toddler is sleeping in it.

Dear Sims,

You have a toilet. Please use it.

Dear Sims,

When a blizzard happens, you change into your Cold Weather clothes. Then you seek shelter immeadiately. You do not continue grilling tofu dogs before you nearly freeze to death.

Dear Sims,

You have a couch. Just PLEASE sit in it when you're watching that expensive TV I bought for you.

Sincerely,

Your awesome creator.

My dear Sim,

I know you're probably tired of me making you have babies with Travis Scott, but please, consider yourself lucky. I've played a lot of baby challenges over the past year or so. You are the only one as of yet that I have made a teeny exception for. You get a job, which provides you with free daycare for your (somewhat) whiny babies and toddlers, and a bunch of money to custom build a great house. I have blessed you with you four beautiful daughters, and these other wonderful things, and I expect you to work hard for me in return. As you probably know, if I wanted to I could give you a mansion, a husband, a couple promotions and a vacation to Selvadorada. However because of your continuing disobedience, as well as my desire NOT to make you a spoiled brat, I have not given you those things. If you are interested in getting a Selvadoradian vacation you will: Sit down on the couch when watching tv, wash ALL your dishes in the kitchen sink, be aware of when you have to relieve yourself so that it doesn't end up all over yourself, stop putting your crying toddler in and out of the highchair unless I give you explicit permission, don't let your occasional houseguests play on your computer instead of socializing with you, stop rebelling against the list of things I have set up for you, and finally, be an obediant, brainwashed sim!

Lovingly,

Your Supreme Ruler,
Creator of The Universe,
The Goddess and Light of Your Life,
Maddie <3

Dear Little Sims,

I regret to inform you that I may be removing sinks from your homes if your habit of constant water drinking remains an issue. You don't need that much water, I promise. It is good to stay hydrated, but the amount of water you drink compared to the number of times you visit the toilet is worrying.

Much love,
Your creator who, unlike you, doesn't have a bladder of steel.

Dear sims,
Learn some manners and don't come to another's home trash it and visit their stuff.

Dear Sims,

Don't stand there and complain about the pile of trash on the floor. Try picking it up. Yes, that's right. You've got the idea. Now carry it over to that trash can. That's ri - no wait, not there!

Oh great, you've just moved it from the kitchen floor to the living room floor. *sigh*

Dear Little Sims

Please refrain from using the toilet while drinking your tea, that's just so unsanitary.
When your spouse is working hard to get in shape with an exercise video, please don't switch the channel. That's pretty rude, you do have Good Manners after all.
Please refrain from constantly holding the cat when you have been directed to write or program, if you don't get your skills levelled up, you won't get that promotion you want.
Please stop mopping up the puddles outside when it's raining, I know you are a neat freak, but come on! That's a little over the top already!
Speaking of being a neat freak, when your spouse is hard at work on the computer, can you please not spray his computer with cleaning product!
When you are done repairing the teapot, please just pick the trash up and put it in the garbage can that's right there in the kitchen instead of complaining about said trash. Same goes for that puddle of water you made when you hopped out of the shower, don't complain about it, clean it up!

Just a few things I'd like you to work on,

Your loving creator