So, we had the “Dear Little Sim” thread where we discussed what we would tell our sims, if we could. But, I’m wondering what our sims might want to say to us. I think my Sim would say “Hey Watcher! I know I live alone, but if I want to grill a platter of burgers and leave them on the kitchen counter, it’s my life and my simoleans!”

"Hey Watcher! Who are YOU to complain about me drinking water and washing the glass in the bathroom sink?? You left the game running and I saw your quirks. Get off my back!"hehehe

"Hey, Watcher, I feel compelled to watch my wife juggle a soccer ball, move over here with a No autonomy mod ASAP!""Hey, Watcher, there's only so many screenshots one can take of a cat eating my meal, could we purlease go on with the game now?"

"Hey Watcher! Believe it already, I destroyed my plants IN PURPOSE every night! I don't LIKE gardening! And you keep cheating those back up all over again!"

"Hey Watcher! I want my 1x1 pool, and I want it now! You OWE ME! Because... uh... because I don't have one! Yeah!"

"Bark! Ow-wow-wow-wow! Bark! Yip yip. Yip..."Translates: "Hey Watcher! Don't touch my ball! I hid it in the yard for a reason! I don't want to play with it inside. The house is too spooky..." :'( "Bark bark yip!""And the red lady might steal it!"

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Reddestiny921
Seasoned Veteran
3 years ago
"Hey Watcher! Who are YOU to complain about me drinking water and washing the glass in the bathroom sink?? You left the game running and I saw your quirks. Get off my back!"

hehehe
EnkiSchmidt
Hero
3 years ago
"Hey, Watcher, I feel compelled to watch my wife juggle a soccer ball, move over here with a No autonomy mod ASAP!"

"Hey, Watcher, there's only so many screenshots one can take of a cat eating my meal, could we purlease go on with the game now?"
Ellupelluellu
Hero
3 years ago
"Hey Watcher! Believe it already, I destroyed my plants IN PURPOSE every night! I don't LIKE gardening! And you keep cheating those back up all over again!"
VWoodsong
Seasoned Observer
3 years ago
"Hey Watcher! I want my 1x1 pool, and I want it now! You OWE ME! Because... uh... because I don't have one! Yeah!"
kukkahilla
Seasoned Hotshot
3 years ago
"Bark! Ow-wow-wow-wow! Bark! Yip yip. Yip..."
Translates: "Hey Watcher! Don't touch my ball! I hid it in the yard for a reason! I don't want to play with it inside. The house is too spooky..."

:'(

"Bark bark yip!"
"And the red lady might steal it!"
InuMiroLover
3 years ago
"Hey Watcher! I know you really really really need me to shower and eat something before work, but like have you seen this nightstand?! IT'S AMAZING. Im totally digging the contemporary aesthetic. You gotta just let me give it a round of applause for a couple seconds!"
BabblingStacey
3 years ago
"Hey Watcher! I don't want to do all those tasks you queued up for me! You don't understand, I NEED to dance right now!
Karababy52
New Spectator
3 years ago
"Hey, Watcher! I heard you groan when I farted in my new wife's face right after we got married, but I heard you giggle too. You thought it was funny, just like she did. I did it because I knew she'd laugh, I love her laugh. One of the reasons I married her!"

"Oh and sorry for running off to shower woo hoo with her and spoil your waterfall screenshot plans. We just couldn't wait! Why did we not do it after running all the way there anyway? Well, see, we were actually thinking the bed might be a better idea. But thanks for convincing us to woo hoo in the shower like originally planned though. Woo hooing in the bed with our dirty barefeet probably wouldn't have been the best idea.

"One last thing, please stop selling all the drinks I make and leave on the bar. I was saving those for later! They wouldn't have spoiled if that's what you were thinking would happen. Why not you ask? I'm a Fresh Chef, remember? D'uh!"

Fresh Chef doesn't count for bar drinks though dear.

"It doesn't? Oh... well, hmm... I'm going to keep doing it anyway. Someone might stop by and drink them, right? 'Be prepared' it's part of the scouts motto!" *puffs out chest in pride*

You've never went to scouts though.

"That's YOUR fault, not mine, so there!" *sticks out tongue*

Careful, remember who you're talking to here. I can end you with the click of a button.

"Ha! As if, you love me too much and would never do that!." *winks*

*sigh* He's right. <3
Ellupelluellu
Hero
3 years ago
“Hey Watcher! I drink glass of water from sink as often as I want to!”
Frn0731
Seasoned Scout
3 years ago
Hey watcher! I want to shovel snow all day.