Just what my game needed… Joe Trader.

So my Sim sits down at a café, just trying to live her best digital life.

The guy sitting directly in front of her? Joe Trader.

Tell me why I instantly pictured him handing out frozen orange chicken samples and two-buck chug in the middle of Willow Creek. Like sir, are you here to flirt with my Sim or open a Trader Joe’s franchise across from the Goths’ place?

The Sims name generator really said: “Trader Joe’s, but backwards.” And honestly, I can’t stop laughing.

At this point, I think I need a new hobby, or at least a hobby in general outside of The Sims.