"GoddessByline;c-17856453" wrote:
I see. Not enough power tools for you? I guess a vacuum doesn't count?
That’s right Goddess, there’s not enough power tools for me and the vacuum suc.ks too hard.
How bout De-Kennefying these dude sims once and for all and add a pretty bodyhair menu to start off with. What’s this? 7 years of Plastic Land?
Next: Don’t be afraid to say it folks. We need some more TRADITIONAL dude stuff. From CAS to BB and everything in between:
- For every lip gloss we need a beard.
- For every lady hairdo we need a dude hairdo.
- For every dress we need a man pants. Not these uncomfortable looking pipe cleaners. Give them some more normal and some more space for crying out loud. Please.
My dude sim doesn’t want to use that lovely vanity table. He wants to be able to shave his whiskers someplace.
And I agree, my dude sim also doesn’t want to flirt the same way all the ladies flirt and bat his eyelashes every time some pretty girl or boy blows a cute little heart kiss at him. My sim is Rambo. And no I’m not playing the wrong game. I’m playing Sim Rambo.
Give us the manly man trait so he doesn’t walk so awkward whenever he’s dying to take a slash.
My dude sim doesn’t want to wiggle his butt whenever he’s about to go for a woohoo. And yet he’s forced to wiggle his butt. It’s sad. She can wiggle her butt if she wants to. Rambo doesn’t want to.
How bout some urinals in the Karaoke Club so the men can all sing together in the bog room. There’s nothing wrong with urinals you know? Or is there something wrong with urinals in 2021?
I know a lot of us want cars and garages, but men want it more. (I want it more).
One day I want to say out loud and proud to all my mates :
“
Do you know what I did today dudes?”And they say:
“What did you do today dude?”And I say: “
Today....I played The Sims FOAH.”And they go
“WOOOOW, DUDE”. *
punching my shoulder really really hard* .
“THAT’S CLASS!! “And then hopefully they’ll buy me a drink again.