The Worst Kit/Pack you can Imagine...

Pet Rocks Kit

Eyeball Extravaganza Kit. Now your sims can match their favorite eyeball ring to the rest of their fetching ensembles! Eyeball tiaras, eyeball crop tops, eyeball fanny packs, and more! Guaranteed to add no unnecessary game play to your game, just fabulous eyeballs! Now everyone will have their eyes on your sims!

(Disclaimer: I would actually buy this.)

Roadkill: A Wildlife Exhibit kit. Build a museum of stuffed animals. No gameplay included. Is it a car hint? No.

"Larrikateven;d-1008281" wrote:
A couple of days ago, I ran across a thread where someone, as a joke, had mentioned an imaginary pack called "Croptastic Crop Tops". Immediately, my mind was filled with images of Sims in bright, garishly-colored crop tops, some of them with giant flower prints and others with multicolored stripes. One had a freezer bunny.

Everyone, this image is so terrible in my mind that I need something equally terrible to help me forget.

I hate to break it to you, but the kit of your nightmares already exists. Its official name is Carnaval Streetwear, although it might as well be called "Townie Fashion Kit". No freezer bunnies as far as I know, but other than that, it fits your description.

As for me, um... Imagine a kit that promises to expand male CAS with modern outfits, but then it turns out that half of the items are actually women's clothes made for masculine frames, and the other half is grandpa sweaters with holes... Oh, wait! This kit already exists, too! Never mind. (That being said, I don't hate Modern Menswear, and it's one of the few kits I actually own. But I use most of it for my drag queens rather than modern manly men.)

It was me, the Croptastic Crop Tops gal :lol:
that might just be the worst for me
since crop tops are item I very rarely use
but yet we have them in every pack for mysterious fashion reasons
and a little crumplebottom on my shoulder always complains about it

Now what other horrors may I think of hmm maybe "Spirit Animal kit"
thats just all the different animal costumes for adults they could come up with.
No, theres no kids costumes just adult sized ones.

also all the horse "hints" just pointed to the horse costume that comes in this kit

Oh! or Creepy Crawlies kit
yeah thats about worse it would have me traumatized for entirely other reasons
just kit full of bugs n stuff I'm sure some people would love it but please no

The Captivating Crotch pack, full of trousers that have an abnormal/stretched/weird crotch area.

It could add to the 46* pairs we already have.

*disclaimer: number chosen at random

"GrumpyGlowfish;c-18261123" wrote:

"Larrikateven;d-1008281" wrote:
A couple of days ago, I ran across a thread where someone, as a joke, had mentioned an imaginary pack called "Croptastic Crop Tops". Immediately, my mind was filled with images of Sims in bright, garishly-colored crop tops, some of them with giant flower prints and others with multicolored stripes. One had a freezer bunny.

Everyone, this image is so terrible in my mind that I need something equally terrible to help me forget.

I hate to break it to you, but the kit of your nightmares already exists. Its official name is Carnaval Streetwear, although it might as well be called "Townie Fashion Kit". No freezer bunnies as far as I know, but other than that, it fits your description.

As for me, um... Imagine a kit that promises to expand male CAS with modern outfits, but then it turns out that half of the items are actually women's clothes made for masculine frames, and the other half is grandpa sweaters with holes... Oh, wait! This kit already exists, too! Never mind. (That being said, I don't hate Modern Menswear, and it's one of the few kits I actually own. But I use most of it for my drag queens rather than modern manly men.)

I actually like the carnival kit. And my female teens do wear the glittery crop tops to party in, lol. Male crop tops I can do without. Luckily I haven’t seen my sim townies dressed in dresses yet ( from the menswear kit ). But I do like the sweaters from the Menswear kit.

Cupcake Galore kit, adds a bunch of new versions of the cupcake machine in various styles, all still huge and barely fitting in anyone's kitchen.

"Simmingal;c-18261124" wrote:
It was me, the Croptastic Crop Tops gal :lol:
that might just be the worst for me
since crop tops are item I very rarely use
but yet we have them in every pack for mysterious fashion reasons
and a little crumplebottom on my shoulder always complains about it

Now what other horrors may I think of hmm maybe "Spirit Animal kit"
thats just all the different animal costumes for adults they could come up with.
No, theres no kids costumes just adult sized ones.

also all the horse "hints" just pointed to the horse costume that comes in this kit

The furry kit would actually be pretty cool. Imagine putting werewolves in them for their transformations. You could get bootleg werecats, werebirds, werepigs.