The Worst Kit/Pack you can Imagine...

"Larrikateven;c-18265722" wrote:

"Coconut27;c-18265653" wrote:
Invisible items kit.

That's devious! Especially if the kit has a bunch of small, moveable items. Invisible guitar? Is it where you left it? Hidden in a corner? In one of your Sims' inventories? Nobody knows!

"GrimlyFiendish;18261454" wrote:
A 90s rave kit designed by people who have no idea what 90s rave is. :D

I'm oddly curious about this one, having no experience of 90s rave culture. What would be in it? What would be left out? (This might make me the perfect person to design this kit. Maybe colorful clothes and big boomboxes? That's about as far as I can get...)

Lol….I think a rave kit would be like going to a concert where it is packed with sims and your sim is up gyrating to the music and singers/band so much they are always hitting other sims and knocking them down or bruising them ( as was explained by my youngest daughter who attended a couple of them as a teen ).

This is such a fun thread! Loved reading all the ideas (Captivating Crotch particularly cracked me up. ??)
Have to admit I actually quite like the idea of kits featuring bugs, neon or eyeballs.

Okay, so for a truly terrible kit, how about this...

You had Bust the Dust, now it's the turn of the bathroom clean in the new Unclog The Bog Kit!

Sinks can now get visibly dirty, baths and showers can fill up with plug hair and toilets can fill up with realistic visuals of all three P's! Who left that floater in there? ?

With scented cleaning products (Eco and Luxury), toilet air fresheners and themed plungers, your Sims can clean, unblock and polish their plumbing to perfection. Be sure to keep on top of the cleaning though or all that gunge might evolve into a bathroom bog monster!

Also comes with new 'Grossed Out', and 'Revolted' emotions.

Or... how about the Fantastic Farts Kit?
Focused mainly around the Noxious Cloud prank, Sims can purchase ingredients and construct different potions to alter the smell, colour, sound and distance of their ventrilo-farts. Want to make your High School teacher sound like a passing ship? No problem. Want to smell like designer roses if you accidentally let one off at the awards ceremony? No problem either.

"WhatCobblers;c-18267034" wrote:
This is such a fun thread! Loved reading all the ideas (Captivating Crotch particularly cracked me up. ??)
Have to admit I actually quite like the idea of kits featuring bugs, neon or eyeballs.

Okay, so for a truly terrible kit, how about this...

You had Bust the Dust, now it's the turn of the bathroom clean in the new Unclog The Bog Kit!

Sinks can now get visibly dirty, baths and showers can fill up with plug hair and toilets can fill up with realistic visuals of all three P's! Who left that floater in there? ?

With scented cleaning products (Eco and Luxury), toilet air fresheners and themed plungers, your Sims can clean, unblock and polish their plumbing to perfection. Be sure to keep on top of the cleaning though or all that gunge might evolve into a bathroom bog monster!

Also comes with new 'Grossed Out', and 'Revolted' emotions.

Or... how about the Fantastic Farts Kit?
Focused mainly around the Noxious Cloud prank, Sims can purchase ingredients and construct different potions to alter the smell, colour, sound and distance of their ventrilo-farts. Want to make your High School teacher sound like a passing ship? No problem. Want to smell like designer roses if you accidentally let one off at the awards ceremony? No problem either.

What is wrong with me that I would actually buy these?!? ?

"Rouensims;c-18267862" wrote:

"WhatCobblers;c-18267034" wrote:
This is such a fun thread! Loved reading all the ideas (Captivating Crotch particularly cracked me up. ??)
Have to admit I actually quite like the idea of kits featuring bugs, neon or eyeballs.

Okay, so for a truly terrible kit, how about this...

You had Bust the Dust, now it's the turn of the bathroom clean in the new Unclog The Bog Kit!

Sinks can now get visibly dirty, baths and showers can fill up with plug hair and toilets can fill up with realistic visuals of all three P's! Who left that floater in there? ?

With scented cleaning products (Eco and Luxury), toilet air fresheners and themed plungers, your Sims can clean, unblock and polish their plumbing to perfection. Be sure to keep on top of the cleaning though or all that gunge might evolve into a bathroom bog monster!

Also comes with new 'Grossed Out', and 'Revolted' emotions.

Or... how about the Fantastic Farts Kit?
Focused mainly around the Noxious Cloud prank, Sims can purchase ingredients and construct different potions to alter the smell, colour, sound and distance of their ventrilo-farts. Want to make your High School teacher sound like a passing ship? No problem. Want to smell like designer roses if you accidentally let one off at the awards ceremony? No problem either.

What is wrong with me that I would actually buy these?!? ?

Nothing at all. I think I'd buy a farts pack too (or anything that would spice the mischief pranks up a bit). I just really don't like cleaning, in real life and in the Sims, so the worst kind of pack for me would be a pack centred around chores (am still baffled as to why, for a Stuff pack featured around rustic living, the marketing team chose doing laundry as the main selling point).

Another terrible kit idea:

The 50 Shades of Grey Kit. Literally fifty different types of lamp shade, all in different shades of grey.

Weed Kit

Tired of Sims' perfectly manicured lots? Want something that reflects your summertime reality? Wish no more. Comes with dandelions, crabgrass, and kudzu. Also a non-functional lawnmower.

Discipline Kit.

Tired of being a casually neglectful parent? Sick of your children being taken away because you can't get them to focus long enough to eat a full meal? This Kit gives you the ability to (lists all sorts of awful things). Now your children will be taken away from you for good reason - unless you can cover it up!

"MVWdeZT;c-18268726" wrote:
Weed Kit

Tired of Sims' perfectly manicured lots? Want something that reflects your summertime reality? Wish no more. Comes with dandelions, crabgrass, and kudzu. Also a non-functional lawnmower.

Yet another kit I would actually buy! ?

How about a Garden Clutter kit that is nothing but gnomes.....ugly, creepy, little gnomes.



(they already made my wosrt kit I think, its the underwear one. I literally never leave my sims in their unmentionables!!LOL).

Snot n' Slime Kit.

Sims gain several new mischief interactions involving bogeys. Slob Sims can pick their nose, unclog their earwax and leave both in piles around the house.
New items: usable tissue boxes, slime creation lab, silly putty for children, several types of slime balls to play with (like the clay) including glitter slime, neon slime and extra gooey slime.
Slimes can be used to trap or trip other Sims and malfunctions in the slime lab can also cause Death by Slime.

"Watership Drown" kit.

Now your Sims can drink more water, all day, every day! Water for your Elders, water for your Toddlers, even your Infants can have water in their baby bottles! And don't forget the Occults! Vlad and Lilith will be drinking from that murky spring on the daily in their new black and gothy go-cups! Ghosts will have their own glo-water and Spellcasters can brew and boil it in their cauldrons! Werewolves will lap it up from puddles and Mermaids will bust out an endless supply at all times because, why try? Comes with fifty new ways to water your plants (sorry, no Plant Sims) and a new, shortened bladder system that leaves your Sims pee-walking to the furthest loo day and night. Watch your pets pee for hours while the kids play in it! Comes with a brand new death, "drown in a glass"!