Townie, Play, or Kill It With Fire
Sometimes I do a sort of variation on the Kiss Marry Kill game for a bit of fun and potential inspiration for story bits in my game. I do this with the CAS option to start a new sim using the question...
Forum Discussion
First up: Man In Black! My thoughts about him below the screenie.
https://i.imgur.com/XulC1KK.png
He seems to have a whole black-and-white thing going on, even incorporating his hair into the theme. I think he went prematurely grey because of his six messy kids, which is also why he developed his obsession with neatness in addition to his dislike for kids in general. Pretty sure all of that drove his wife out of his life along with the messy kids. But not to worry, our man has the big bucks to handle all the alimony and child support payments. And now that they're out of the house, he can enjoy his secret passion and do his cross-stitching without having to hide it from his pesky family. People think he's a gardener, but a guy in his line of work does need a legit excuse for digging holes and having so many sharp objects in his possession, right? I wonder what's buried in that bed of roses over there...
Next is ORANGE HAIR MAN. Yes, it's very loud.
I think this dude's got some seeecrets. For one thing, how does a glutton stay so very, very thin? Maybe it has something to do with how he acquired his interest in mixology. That's all I'll say about that. Pretty sure he's an investigative journalist, so maybe he joined the military to write some kind of expose. Or because of the mess hall. There has to be huge amounts of food there.
Next up: Woman Who Thinks She's A Cartoon.
She wants to be a body-builder? Really?
Next is Purple Pony-tail Guy.
I think he chose that mad purple hair and those orangey-yellow eyebrows because he thought it would make him more interesting. Did it work? Yes, I have opinions...
Next we have Woman Who Uses Hair-Must-Match-Shoes Fashion Rule.
She's kinda cute, isn't she? And for a wonder, her traits and things seem to make sense. Shock! :astonished: Wait. Another Glutton? And another thin one, at that? Ok, scratch the making-sense thing.
Next up: Ginger Girl.
Looks-wise one might think "hot and spicy" and maybe she is. I guess that'll help with her plans to create all those kids in her big happy family someday.
And finally, The Usual Pear.
Ok, so this is familiar. This is the kind of stuff the game is so very good at generating. At first I thought I'd have nothing to say about this guy because he's just so... I mean, his stats are all over the place. Apparently he's a good-hearted bum who has to tell the ladies lined up to meet him that he can't commit to just one of them. Because he's that much of catch and he won't be caught. I guess they give him gifts to try and win him over, which he promptly sells to finance his dreams of exploring jungle ruins so that he can tidy them up. It'll take a long time, though, with those tiny brushes...
Next up: Your Play, Townie, or Kill It With Fire ratings (or just thoughts). :smiley:
https://i.imgur.com/XulC1KK.png
He seems to have a whole black-and-white thing going on, even incorporating his hair into the theme. I think he went prematurely grey because of his six messy kids, which is also why he developed his obsession with neatness in addition to his dislike for kids in general. Pretty sure all of that drove his wife out of his life along with the messy kids. But not to worry, our man has the big bucks to handle all the alimony and child support payments. And now that they're out of the house, he can enjoy his secret passion and do his cross-stitching without having to hide it from his pesky family. People think he's a gardener, but a guy in his line of work does need a legit excuse for digging holes and having so many sharp objects in his possession, right? I wonder what's buried in that bed of roses over there...
Next is ORANGE HAIR MAN. Yes, it's very loud.
Spoiler
https://i.imgur.com/imFqzEW.png
I think this dude's got some seeecrets. For one thing, how does a glutton stay so very, very thin? Maybe it has something to do with how he acquired his interest in mixology. That's all I'll say about that. Pretty sure he's an investigative journalist, so maybe he joined the military to write some kind of expose. Or because of the mess hall. There has to be huge amounts of food there.
Next up: Woman Who Thinks She's A Cartoon.
Spoiler
https://i.imgur.com/JUTzSDD.png
She wants to be a body-builder? Really?
Next is Purple Pony-tail Guy.
Spoiler
https://i.imgur.com/92w6NaJ.png
I think he chose that mad purple hair and those orangey-yellow eyebrows because he thought it would make him more interesting. Did it work? Yes, I have opinions...
Next we have Woman Who Uses Hair-Must-Match-Shoes Fashion Rule.
Spoiler
https://i.imgur.com/rq6vOdq.png
She's kinda cute, isn't she? And for a wonder, her traits and things seem to make sense. Shock! :astonished: Wait. Another Glutton? And another thin one, at that? Ok, scratch the making-sense thing.
Next up: Ginger Girl.
Spoiler
https://i.imgur.com/SI7ZXgd.png
Looks-wise one might think "hot and spicy" and maybe she is. I guess that'll help with her plans to create all those kids in her big happy family someday.
And finally, The Usual Pear.
Spoiler
https://i.imgur.com/BIcbHzM.png
Ok, so this is familiar. This is the kind of stuff the game is so very good at generating. At first I thought I'd have nothing to say about this guy because he's just so... I mean, his stats are all over the place. Apparently he's a good-hearted bum who has to tell the ladies lined up to meet him that he can't commit to just one of them. Because he's that much of catch and he won't be caught. I guess they give him gifts to try and win him over, which he promptly sells to finance his dreams of exploring jungle ruins so that he can tidy them up. It'll take a long time, though, with those tiny brushes...
Next up: Your Play, Townie, or Kill It With Fire ratings (or just thoughts). :smiley:
