What do you refer yourself as to your sims?

Well, mine refer to me as “The Mysterious Voice”; the conceit of my blog is that I’m the disembodied narrator and my Sims cans hear and respond to what I say. (It’s a recurring thing that one will ask what my exact role in the world is beyond an annoying house guest they can’t see. Most seem to know that I have some level of control over the world, but to what degree is up for debate.)