Anyone else have their town modeled after the map of Springfield?

spreadpanic4 wrote:
I think one thing that is important to remember with any Springfield Map is that even on the show they don't have an official layout of Springfield, or even the Simpsons' house. The layout of the town (or even what state it falls in) will change depending on what is needed in the episode (If you've played any of the Simpsons driving video games, you know that the layout of Springfield will even change from level to level).

There are some things that I just have to do - Flanders' house, Simpsons' house, and brown house in a row, King Toots next to Moe's, Bart's treehouse and Homer's hammock in the Simpsons' back yard. These are pretty consistent on the show (except when the brown house is the cool brown house, or the house that George Bush moves in, or maybe a shortcut from the interstate...). There are a lot of other things that are consistently inconsistent.

These maps are super cool, and it's a good *interpretation* of how Springfield might be laid out, but they are not canon, and you should feel free to put things wherever you want to make your town functional.

Very true, and great points. Using the map, and following Bravewall's additions (which he uses actual images from the show), you can get a fair representation of what Springfield possibly looks like. That's why this game is so cool. You can make Springfield look however you feel!

rockyb2006 wrote:

4junk3000 wrote:

rockyb2006 wrote:
I posted this question in the Springfield showcase thread, but I received no responses. The general discussion board is the place to be, so I thought I would repost my question:

So, I am following the Springfield Guide map and have my town modeled after it to get the most accurate Springfield I can. The hard part, is when a new building comes out, and I have to search over the entire map to see if I can find the building on it. I was wondering if there is a LIST of all buildings that are on the map. I don't see one on the official page, but I didn't know if anyone had put a list together. It would be extremely helpful.

Here is the map if anyone is interested in following the guide like I do:

http://adn.blam.be/springfield/

I'm getting tired of people referring to this map as if it was authentic. It's not. It is not designed by Matt G.. It is a fan creation.

I have been building my SF to match the opening sequence of the show, since i started.
But the show has no official map, and town features have been illustrated in many, many, variations.

Have fun using any thing you want as a reference, but please do not propagate the misconception that this fan art is "accurate". Anyone's SF is equally accurate.

I'm curious why this bothers you so much? How does this effect your life? No one said this was the end all be all map of Springfield. It IS a good reference for sure, but the fact that it bugs you that people think it's an accurate map is curious, lol. Point me to a better map and I'll use it. But as you pointed out, the layout has changed many times on the show. But when did I say it was the true Springfield?

It doesn't bother me that much, which is why i edited my wording. I'm not bothered, but it is a mistake to suggest it's "accurate", or an official reference guide.

People in general frequently make a slight distortion to truth each time they repeat it. Repeated enough times, it usually becomes a completely different message, yet will still be delivered as it it were true when it's not. THIS IS SOMETHING THAT BOTHERS ME.

ive spent a lot of discussion time attempting to correct the distortions of truth propagated by people who regurgitate lies rather than verify the erroneous claims they are repeating.

This instance refers to something innocuous, like a video game. But when it refers to real life stuff, like healthcare, politics, or education, i take it seriously.

Thanks for asking!

4junk3000 wrote:

rockyb2006 wrote:

4junk3000 wrote:

rockyb2006 wrote:
I posted this question in the Springfield showcase thread, but I received no responses. The general discussion board is the place to be, so I thought I would repost my question:

So, I am following the Springfield Guide map and have my town modeled after it to get the most accurate Springfield I can. The hard part, is when a new building comes out, and I have to search over the entire map to see if I can find the building on it. I was wondering if there is a LIST of all buildings that are on the map. I don't see one on the official page, but I didn't know if anyone had put a list together. It would be extremely helpful.

Here is the map if anyone is interested in following the guide like I do:

http://adn.blam.be/springfield/

I'm getting tired of people referring to this map as if it was authentic. It's not. It is not designed by Matt G.. It is a fan creation.

I have been building my SF to match the opening sequence of the show, since i started.
But the show has no official map, and town features have been illustrated in many, many, variations.

Have fun using any thing you want as a reference, but please do not propagate the misconception that this fan art is "accurate". Anyone's SF is equally accurate.

I'm curious why this bothers you so much? How does this effect your life? No one said this was the end all be all map of Springfield. It IS a good reference for sure, but the fact that it bugs you that people think it's an accurate map is curious, lol. Point me to a better map and I'll use it. But as you pointed out, the layout has changed many times on the show. But when did I say it was the true Springfield?

It doesn't bother me that much, which is why i edited my wording. I'm not bothered, but it is a mistake to suggest it's "accurate", or an official reference guide.

People in general frequently make a slight distortion to truth each time they repeat it. Repeated enough times, it usually becomes a completely different message, yet will still be delivered as it it were true when it's not. THIS IS SOMETHING THAT BOTHERS ME.

ive spent a lot of discussion time attempting to correct the distortions of truth propagated by people who regurgitate lies rather than verify the erroneous claims they are repeating.

This instance refers to something innocuous, like a video game. But when it refers to real life stuff, like healthcare, politics, or education, i take it seriously.

Thanks for asking!

Listen, I'm not trying to cause a problem, but it seems like this does really bother you. Can you please quote me and show where I said this was an authentic Springfield? Or where I said it was an accurate Springfield? My statement clearly says that I am being as accurate as possible to the MAP. No where did I state it was the actual no questions asked Springfield. It seems you made some assumptions?

Since i just said it doesn't bother me, but you arent accepting that, I could assume you ARE trying to cause me problem.

But I'll ignore it and answer your question.

THE TITLE OF YOUR THREAD states " the REAL Springfield". Then you refer to the guide. This implies the guide design is real and accurate, when in fact it is not. I assumed nothing and read what you wrote.

Thanks for asking!

Here is a list. The starred items are in the game already. Let me know if I missed anything. :)
Mt. Splashmore
Catfish Lake
*Camp Krusty
*Rancho Relaxo
Mount Seldom
Mt. Embolism
Lake Flaccid
Frigid Falls
Littleneck Falls
Terror Lake
*Lake Springfield
Baldwin/Basinger House
Tenderfoot Gorge
Kill Zones
Wildlife Sanctuary
Groovy Groves Natural Farm
Mt. Swarzwelder Historic Cider Mill
Grand Chasm
To Spittle County
Bloodbath Gulch
Ghost Town
Army Proving Ground
Area 51A
World's Largest Toilet
*The Seething Sisters
*Springfield Gorge
Widow's Peak
*The Murderhorn
The Carter-Nixon Tunnel
West Springfield
Badlands
Alkalai Flats
*Mt. Carlmore
Mt. Useful Visitor's Center
Mt. Useful Strategic Granite Reserve
Oil Fields
Mingled Waters Health Spa
*Springwood Minimum Security Prison
Stagnant Springs Spa
Snuggler's Cove B&B

To;
Blockoland
*Duff Gardens
Itchy and Scratchy Land
Little Pwagmattasqurmsettport
Baby Seal Beach

U-Trawl Boat Rentals
Campgrounds
Springfield National Forest
Springfield Dam
Rolling Stones Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy Camp
Santa's Christmas Village
Storytime Village and Praiseland
Grant Conner's Cabin
Makeout Creek
Inspiration Point
Trout Hatchery
Springfield Meadow
Crystal Lake Campground
Springfield Nature Preserve
Water Park
Thorn Valley Roses
Old Quarry
Poppa Wheelie's Springfield Speedway
Animal Refuge
Wild Animal Kingdom
*Slaughter House
Museum of Barnyard Oddities
*Springfield Nuclear Power Plant
*Old Simpson Farm
Amos Pearson's Moose Farm
Discount Lion Safari
Snake's Hideout
*Sneed's Feed and Seed
Diz Nee Land Historical Park
Civil War Site
*Old Springfield Town
*Fort Sensible
Ye Olde Candlemaker Shoppe
Three Season's Motel
Donnie's Discount Gas
Esther's Motor Shop
*Cletus' House
Springfield Mystery Spot

Fort Fragg
Greaser's Cafe
*Shotkicker's
Enriched Learning Center for Gifted Children
BetterthanTV.com
*Stomach Staples Center Plastic Surgery Clinic
*Mr. Burns' Estate
The Flapjack Stack
Mrs. Wickerbottom's Pre-Nursery School
Springfield Bentley
The Pharm Team
West Springfield Elementary School
Springfield University
New Bedlam Home for The Emotionally Interesting
Magic Palace

John Ford Center for Alcoholic Cowboys
*Quimby Compound
Trent Steele's House
*Springfield Preparatory School
*Ranier Wolfcastle's House
*Stacy Lovell's House
Grateful Gelding Stables
Rommelwood Military Academy
*Springfield Downs
*Big T
Marine World
The Fighting Hellfish
*Springfield Cemetery
*Springfield Pet Cemetery
*Lighthouse 1 of 2

*Springfield Glen Country Club
Pro Shop
Clubhouse
Springfield Labs
*. Mary's Catholic Hospital
The Jazz Hole
*Springfield Museum
Springfield Historical Society
You Thai Now
Cafe Kafka
The Legless Frog
Village Apts.
Springfield Center for the Performing Arts
Rock & Roll Museum
*Springfield Buddhist Temple
Bob's Big Buddha
Cookie Kwan Realty
*Luigi's Italian Restaurant
Eatie Gormet's
Toys 'L' Us
*Jake's Unisex Hair Palace
Pate LaBelle
Tiffany & Co.
Hotel Pillowmint
Alternative Knifestyles
Armistead Mopeds
*Springfield Convention Center
Sales From the Crypt Mortuary
Springfield Dinner Theater
UGLI
*The Gilded Truffle
One Night Stan's
Sconewall Bakery
Fab Abs
Victor Victoria's
Hal Roach Apartments
Phil's Gas
Yuk-ingham Palace
*Up, Up and Buffet
Bookaccino's
*The Frying Dutchman
*She She Lounge
La Snotteria
Springfield Aquarium
Springfield Antiques
Chez Guevara
Java the Hut
French Confection
Skate Rental
*South Street Squidport

Springfield Bowl
Springfield Zoo and Botanical Gardens
*Springfield Observatory
*Lemon Tree
*Calmwood Mental Hospital
*Fat Tony's Compound
*Schtickfare Krusty's Estate
Troy McClure's House
* Springfield Heights Institute of Technology
*Stonecutter's Lodge
Fiesta Terrace
* Republican Party HQ
* Springfield Heights Promenade
* Abercrombie and Rich
Prodigy Barn
* Victor's Secret
* Things Unnecessary
Springfield Orphanage
* Tar Pits
Springfield Presbyterian Hospital
K-JAZZ
* Springfield Museum of Natural History
* Happy Sumo
I.B. of J.D., P.C. & N.T. Local 643
Museum of Sadness and Oppression
Springfield Youth Center
Springsonian Museum
Municipal Building
Hairy Shearers
Opal's Fortune
Karma-ceuticals
Pawn Shop
* Skips' Diner
* Android's Dungeon
Gas
Bail Bonds
* P.Q. Butterfat's Ice Cream Parlor
* Giant Magnifying Glass
* Springfield Police Dept. and Jail
Barney's Apt.
The Escalator to Nowhere
Springfield Primate Institute
* Popsicle Stick Skyscraper
Springfield Civic Auditorium
Springfield Trade Center (and Millionaire's Club)

To Heavenly Hills Mall
Springfield Ampitheater
Sabertooth Meadow
Springfield A&M University
Buck McCoy's House
* Honest John's Computers
Springfield Robotics Club
* The Java Server
Stoner's Pot Palace
Styx & Stones Records
Omni Pave
* Red Blazer Realty
Berger's Burgers
* Springfield High School
* Mt. Springfield
Emily Winthrop's Canine College
Low Expectations Dating Service
Laff 'n' Brew
The Tea Factory

* Spinster City Apartments (P&S Apt 1601)
* Hibbert Moneymaking Organization
* Springfield Arms (CBG apt)
Taco Mat
Lotsa Books
Dress Up Plus
Springfield Community College Ext. Center
* Fireworks, Candy, & Puppydogs
* Retirement Castle
* Apu's Apt. Bldg
* Springfield Elementary School
Synagogue
* First Church of Springfield
Springfield Christian School
* Springfield Community Center
Suicide notes
Pizza
Discount Fashion
Thrift Store

* Herman's Military Antiques
Snippy Longstockings
News stand
Bob's Big Poi
Discount Frame
Grandma's World
Barber Shop
* Legitimate Businessman's Social Club
Total Disaster Insurance Co.
*. Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls

Juvenile Court
Hall of Records
* Court House
Wee Monsieur
Pet Shop
* Public Library
Veteran's of Popular Wars
Springfield Armory
Naval Recruitment Center
Veteran's Park

* Springfield Town Hall
Old Library
* DMV
* Post Office
* Noiseland Video Arcade
Travel Agency
Costume Shop
Electronics
* Unemployment Office
Vinegar Parlor
Turn Your Head and Coif

* Statue of Jebediah Springfield
Superior Court
Social Security Office
Pawn Shop
* Aztec Theater
Art Store
Books, Inc.
Party Shop
* Krusty Burger
Law Offices
Wee World 1 of 2
Horseradishery
Family Jewels
Videos of SP.
Palais de Donut

Top It Off
* Zesty's Pizza
Springfield Travel
Mort's Deli
House of Tires
Market
Hardware
Hotel
* King Toots
* Moe's
John Balls Fish & Chips
* It Blows
Neat & Tidy
Piano Movers
Chinese Smorgasbord
Springfield Friar's Club
Larry's Chinese Theater

* Springfield Revolving Restaurant
Springfield Palace Hotel
Springfield Junior High School
Springfield Psychiatric Center
Girls, Girls, Girls
Cheap Guns
Bert's Market
* Dr. Marvin Monroe's Family Therapy Center
Hair Loss Clinic
Toupee Town

*Springfield Knowledgeum
IMAX
Medical Library
Ye Olde Anchor Shoppe
* Springfield General Hospital
* Center for Geriatric Medicine
* Dr. Julius Hibbert Family Practice
Veteran's Hospital
Burn Ward
Screaming Monkey Medical Center

Palace of Fine Arts
The Burns Wing

Kent Brockman's House
Snowball II Municipal Cat Park
* Pet Shop ( all our pets are flushable)
Professor Von Bowser's Sanitorium for Dogs
Miss Tillingham's School for Snooty Girls and Mama's Boys

* Ayn Rand School for Tots

Pressboard Estates
Evergreen Street and * Simpsons House

Christian Science Reading Room
Adult Center
4H Club
Springfield Hardware
Royal Majesty
Video Village
Candy Most Dandy
Rags for Less
Sew and Sew
Lamps
Laundromat
Speakers Bureau
Divorce Law Specialists
* Kwik-E-Mart

Semi Painless Dentistry
Ye Olde Butcher Shop
12 Day Cleaners
Big T Building
Home Security Trust
Swampy's Liquor
Mr. Boy
Video Matchmaking
Let's Get Fiscal Financial Services

Pizza on a Stick
Barber College
Little Ludwig's Music School
Pay & Park & Pay
Jewelry To Go
Heinrich's Monocle Shop
Cathedral of the Downtown
* Springfield Grocery
* National Bank of Springfield

First Bank of Springfield
McMahon & Tate Ad Agency
* Monorail Station
Springfield State Building
J.R.R. Toykins
Bakery
3rd Street Subway Station

Springfield Bell
Men's Shelter
* Costington's
Dr. Nick Rivera
OTB
Pawn Shop
* Sprawl Mart
Music World
Cinderblock Village
Organ Bank
Hal's Liquor
Springfield Donuts

Harrigan's Bar
* Bank
Pharmacy
Animal Hospital
City Morgue
Plasma Center
Merry Widow Insurance Co. The Perm Bank
* Big T Theater
Sovuvazz
* All Night Gym
Potholder Barn
Lullabuy$
Stinking Fish Realty

Louvre American Style
Auction House
A-1 Baby Crutches
Floppy's
Bigger Brothers
Two Guys From Kabul
* Stu's Disco
Thai Palace
Foxy Boxing

* Springfield Wax Museum
Museum of Crime
Beth Israel Hospital
World's Largest Speedbump
* Springfield Bachelor Apartments
* Springfield YMCA

Worst Western Hotel
Izzy's Diner
Jewish Walk of Fame
* Coffee Shop
Temple Beth Springfield
Girlesque
The Gutter Room
99cent Porno Store
The Hate Box
Blotto's
Tannen's Fatty Meats
Yiddle's Jokes
* Maison Derri?re (Belle)
(K) Mart
L.L. Beanie
I Can't Believe It's Not Trayfe
Fantastic Shlomo's
Bakery
Springfield Communist Party
* Helter Shelter

Legal Clinic
Hangover Hamlet
Hard Luck Cafe
Dexter Colt, PI
99cent Store
66cent Store
33cent Store
The Happy Gypsy Boarding House

Rendering Plant
Lap(land) Dancing
The Rat's Nest Neighborhood
*Florence of Arabia
The Bloated Liver
The Aristocrat
Springfield X
Liquor Store
* Museum of Swordfish
* Mr. Burns' Casino (demolished)
Hotel Majestic

Ye Olde Off Ramp Inn
Sapphire Lounge
U-Break-It Van Rental
Auto Land
Jittery Joe's Coffee Shop
* SLeEp-eAZY Motel
Circus of Values
Ad Agency
A Bug's Death Exterminators
Red Devil Realty
Bob's RV Roundup
Tam O'Shanter
Kliffs Kar Chalet
Elec-taurusZip Boys
The O.K. Car-al (Canyonero Dealership)
Aladdin's Magic Carpets
Bus Depot
Sit n' Stare Bus Lines
* Bloodbath and Beyond Gunshop
Springfield Railroad Station
Stor-Ur-Stuff
* Barney's Bowlarama
Junior's Garage
Nick's Bowling Shop
Discount Meat Hut
High Pressure Tire Sales
Broken Home Chimney Repair
Car Wash
Straight and Narrow Storage
Pre-School
Smog Check
Dentz Auto Repair
Splitsville Ice Cream Sundaes

Texas Cheesecake Depository
Greasy Joe's Bottomless Barbeque Pit
P.J. O'Harrigan's
* The Spruce Caboose
* Overpass Diner
Motherloving Sugar Corp.
Plumbing Supplies
* The Hungry Hum
* P. Piggly Hogswine's Super-Smorg
The Slaughter House
Stern Lecture Plumbing
1-Hour Dry Cleaners
Just Chloroform
Face Stuffers
Vicious Cycles
* Singing Sirloin
Professor V.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium & Great
American Steakery
Lil' Vicki Valentine's School of Dance
Wee World 2 of 2
* The Vast Waistband
Sha-Boom Ka-Boom
Pitiless Pup Attack Dog School
VHS Village( formerly Beta Barn)
Eastside Ruff-form School
* Lugash's Gym

Springfield Shopper
* KBBL Radio
* Itchy & Scratchy International
* Ah Fudge Chocolate Factory
The Reality Channel
Polystar Pictures
Thrift Store
Baby Get Well Cards, Inc.
Museum of Sandpaper
Neon Signs
Second Worst Western Hotel
By The Numbers Productions
Canal Ocho
Classified Records
* Channel 6
* Krusty Lu Studios

* Duff Brewery
Toy Town
Fireworks Testing Range
Box Factory
* Slide Factory
* Southern Cracker Factory
Caramel Factory
* Play-Doh Factory
Peanut Factory
Acne Grease and Shovel

Happy Sailor Tattoo Parlor
Sea Cap'n's Bait 'n Barg'n B'n
Springfield Naval Reserve Base
SS Springfield
The Rusty BarnacleOld Boardwalk
Lighthouse 2 of 2


Springfield Elementary My Dear Watson Detective School
Crazy Vlaclav's Place of Automobiles
Pool Sharks
Big T Burger's and Fries
Broken Dream Storage Lockers
Bob's All Night Furniture Store
Doughy's Pizza
Mom & Pop Hardware
* Shorty's
The Seatery
The Spaghetti Factory
* Sporticus
Krusty's Clown College
* Try 'N' Save
* Springfield Mall
* SHOP
* Lardlad Donuts
Boris Kar Loft
* Krusty Burger
* Springfield Googolplex
* Planet Springfield
Future Megastore
*'s Buttons
Painful Memories Party Supplies
CostMo
* Wall E. Weasle's
Lackluster Video
Springfield Drive-In- Theater
* Municipal House of Pancakes
* Der Krazy Kraut
Just Take Me home Taxo Cab Co.
Springfield Lumber Yard
Springfield Square Garden
Boob Tubery
Repo Depot
* Duff Stadium
*Yahoo Search Engine Area (formerly Springfield Colosseum)
PetroChem (proud makers of caustic Polypropylene and Malibu Stacy)
Springfield Dog Pound
Fudge Brothers Ice Cream
Fake Vomit, Inc.
Fake Street
Bart's Factory (demolished)
Oatmeal Works
Spirograph Factory
Aqua Car Factory

Davy Jones Hamper
Call Me Delish-mael Taffy Shop
Barnacle Billy Anger Management Center
Waterfront area


Senor Ding-Dong's Doorbell Fiesta
Monstro Mart
Lumber King
Leavelle's Bodyguard Academy
* Route 18 Flea Market & Drive In Theater
Starlight Motel
Aphrodite Inn Fantasy Rooms and Conference Center
* Springfield Ice Skating Rink
The Happy Earwig Motel
Kozy Kourt Motel
Buckingham Palace Quik Lube
Gary's Waterbed Warehouse
Native American Ice Cream Co.
Books, Books, and Additional Books
Big 5 Sporting Goods
* Gulp 'n Blow
Arby's
Casa Nova
Crystal Cathedral
Nut's Landing Dog Neutering
Used Cars
Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific Arena
Medieval Times
Springfield Fairgrounds
* Sir Putt-A-Lot's Merrie Olde Fun Center
The Golden Banana
Who's to Know Motel
Dairy Queen
Springfield Dogtrack
Mud City
* Little Black Box
Springfield Airport
Kids First Industries
Flight School
Morningwood Penitentiary (condemned)
Springfield US Air Force Base
Springfield Police Academy
* Springfield State Prison
Springfield Women's Prison
Galoshes Factory
* Uriah's Heap
* Ajax Steel Mill
Fireworks Factory
Smoke Factory
Day Care Center
* Little Lisa Recycling Plant
* Springfield Tire Yard Fire
Auto Wrecking Yard
* Springfield Dump
Toxic Waste Dump
Garbage Island

4junk3000 wrote:
Since i just said it doesn't bother me, but you arent accepting that, I could assume you ARE trying to cause me problem.

But I'll ignore it and answer your question.

THE TITLE OF YOUR THREAD states " the REAL Springfield". Then you refer to the guide. This implies the guide design is real and accurate, when in fact it is not. I assumed nothing and read what you wrote.

Thanks for asking!

If I am being called out (which you did since you quoted me and then began to talk negatively about what I posted), then I will defend my statements accordingly. I feel you are making unfair assumptions, so I am calling them out.

You are right that I used the word "real" in the title, and I agree it was not the right word. But I never implied REAL Springfield, like all other versions are wrong, as YOU are implying I said with your all caps "REAL". You ARE assuming that I think the map is canon, or you wouldn't have posted. Here is what I know: you are angry for some unknown reason that people follow this map. So much that you decided to post about it. You could have put out a thoughtful rebuttal like the poster below your first comment did and you can see I agreed with him. I just disagree with your assumptions and replied. I guess we can agree to disagree.

EllieGuseman wrote:
Here is a list. The starred items are in the game already. Let me know if I missed anything. :)
Mt. Splashmore
Catfish Lake
*Camp Krusty
*Rancho Relaxo
Mount Seldom
Mt. Embolism
Lake Flaccid
Frigid Falls
Littleneck Falls
Terror Lake
*Lake Springfield
Baldwin/Basinger House
Tenderfoot Gorge
Kill Zones
Wildlife Sanctuary
Groovy Groves Natural Farm
Mt. Swarzwelder Historic Cider Mill
Grand Chasm
To Spittle County
Bloodbath Gulch
Ghost Town
Army Proving Ground
Area 51A
World's Largest Toilet
*The Seething Sisters
*Springfield Gorge
Widow's Peak
*The Murderhorn
The Carter-Nixon Tunnel
West Springfield
Badlands
Alkalai Flats
*Mt. Carlmore
Mt. Useful Visitor's Center
Mt. Useful Strategic Granite Reserve
Oil Fields
Mingled Waters Health Spa
*Springwood Minimum Security Prison
Stagnant Springs Spa
Snuggler's Cove B&B

To;
Blockoland
*Duff Gardens
Itchy and Scratchy Land
Little Pwagmattasqurmsettport
Baby Seal Beach

U-Trawl Boat Rentals
Campgrounds
Springfield National Forest
Springfield Dam
Rolling Stones Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy Camp
Santa's Christmas Village
Storytime Village and Praiseland
Grant Conner's Cabin
Makeout Creek
Inspiration Point
Trout Hatchery
Springfield Meadow
Crystal Lake Campground
Springfield Nature Preserve
Water Park
Thorn Valley Roses
Old Quarry
Poppa Wheelie's Springfield Speedway
Animal Refuge
Wild Animal Kingdom
*Slaughter House
Museum of Barnyard Oddities
*Springfield Nuclear Power Plant
*Old Simpson Farm
Amos Pearson's Moose Farm
Discount Lion Safari
Snake's Hideout
*Sneed's Feed and Seed
Diz Nee Land Historical Park
Civil War Site
*Old Springfield Town
*Fort Sensible
Ye Olde Candlemaker Shoppe
Three Season's Motel
Donnie's Discount Gas
Esther's Motor Shop
*Cletus' House
Springfield Mystery Spot

Fort Fragg
Greaser's Cafe
*Shotkicker's
Enriched Learning Center for Gifted Children
BetterthanTV.com
*Stomach Staples Center Plastic Surgery Clinic
*Mr. Burns' Estate
The Flapjack Stack
Mrs. Wickerbottom's Pre-Nursery School
Springfield Bentley
The Pharm Team
West Springfield Elementary School
Springfield University
New Bedlam Home for The Emotionally Interesting
Magic Palace

John Ford Center for Alcoholic Cowboys
*Quimby Compound
Trent Steele's House
*Springfield Preparatory School
*Ranier Wolfcastle's House
*Stacy Lovell's House
Grateful Gelding Stables
Rommelwood Military Academy
*Springfield Downs
*Big T
Marine World
The Fighting Hellfish
*Springfield Cemetery
*Springfield Pet Cemetery
*Lighthouse 1 of 2

*Springfield Glen Country Club
Pro Shop
Clubhouse
Springfield Labs
*. Mary's Catholic Hospital
The Jazz Hole
*Springfield Museum
Springfield Historical Society
You Thai Now
Cafe Kafka
The Legless Frog
Village Apts.
Springfield Center for the Performing Arts
Rock & Roll Museum
*Springfield Buddhist Temple
Bob's Big Buddha
Cookie Kwan Realty
*Luigi's Italian Restaurant
Eatie Gormet's
Toys 'L' Us
*Jake's Unisex Hair Palace
Pate LaBelle
Tiffany & Co.
Hotel Pillowmint
Alternative Knifestyles
Armistead Mopeds
*Springfield Convention Center
Sales From the Crypt Mortuary
Springfield Dinner Theater
UGLI
*The Gilded Truffle
One Night Stan's
Sconewall Bakery
Fab Abs
Victor Victoria's
Hal Roach Apartments
Phil's Gas
Yuk-ingham Palace
*Up, Up and Buffet
Bookaccino's
*The Frying Dutchman
*She She Lounge
La Snotteria
Springfield Aquarium
Springfield Antiques
Chez Guevara
Java the Hut
French Confection
Skate Rental
*South Street Squidport

Springfield Bowl
Springfield Zoo and Botanical Gardens
*Springfield Observatory
*Lemon Tree
*Calmwood Mental Hospital
*Fat Tony's Compound
*Schtickfare Krusty's Estate
Troy McClure's House
* Springfield Heights Institute of Technology
*Stonecutter's Lodge
Fiesta Terrace
* Republican Party HQ
* Springfield Heights Promenade
* Abercrombie and Rich
Prodigy Barn
* Victor's Secret
* Things Unnecessary
Springfield Orphanage
* Tar Pits
Springfield Presbyterian Hospital
K-JAZZ
* Springfield Museum of Natural History
* Happy Sumo
I.B. of J.D., P.C. & N.T. Local 643
Museum of Sadness and Oppression
Springfield Youth Center
Springsonian Museum
Municipal Building
Hairy Shearers
Opal's Fortune
Karma-ceuticals
Pawn Shop
* Skips' Diner
* Android's Dungeon
Gas
Bail Bonds
* P.Q. Butterfat's Ice Cream Parlor
* Giant Magnifying Glass
* Springfield Police Dept. and Jail
Barney's Apt.
The Escalator to Nowhere
Springfield Primate Institute
* Popsicle Stick Skyscraper
Springfield Civic Auditorium
Springfield Trade Center (and Millionaire's Club)

To Heavenly Hills Mall
Springfield Ampitheater
Sabertooth Meadow
Springfield A&M University
Buck McCoy's House
* Honest John's Computers
Springfield Robotics Club
* The Java Server
Stoner's Pot Palace
Styx & Stones Records
Omni Pave
* Red Blazer Realty
Berger's Burgers
* Springfield High School
* Mt. Springfield
Emily Winthrop's Canine College
Low Expectations Dating Service
Laff 'n' Brew
The Tea Factory

* Spinster City Apartments (P&S Apt 1601)
* Hibbert Moneymaking Organization
* Springfield Arms (CBG apt)
Taco Mat
Lotsa Books
Dress Up Plus
Springfield Community College Ext. Center
* Fireworks, Candy, & Puppydogs
* Retirement Castle
* Apu's Apt. Bldg
* Springfield Elementary School
Synagogue
* First Church of Springfield
Springfield Christian School
* Springfield Community Center
Suicide notes
Pizza
Discount Fashion
Thrift Store

* Herman's Military Antiques
Snippy Longstockings
News stand
Bob's Big Poi
Discount Frame
Grandma's World
Barber Shop
* Legitimate Businessman's Social Club
Total Disaster Insurance Co.
*. Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls

Juvenile Court
Hall of Records
* Court House
Wee Monsieur
Pet Shop
* Public Library
Veteran's of Popular Wars
Springfield Armory
Naval Recruitment Center
Veteran's Park

* Springfield Town Hall
Old Library
* DMV
* Post Office
* Noiseland Video Arcade
Travel Agency
Costume Shop
Electronics
* Unemployment Office
Vinegar Parlor
Turn Your Head and Coif

* Statue of Jebediah Springfield
Superior Court
Social Security Office
Pawn Shop
* Aztec Theater
Art Store
Books, Inc.
Party Shop
* Krusty Burger
Law Offices
Wee World 1 of 2
Horseradishery
Family Jewels
Videos of SP.
Palais de Donut

Top It Off
* Zesty's Pizza
Springfield Travel
Mort's Deli
House of Tires
Market
Hardware
Hotel
* King Toots
* Moe's
John Balls Fish & Chips
* It Blows
Neat & Tidy
Piano Movers
Chinese Smorgasbord
Springfield Friar's Club
Larry's Chinese Theater

* Springfield Revolving Restaurant
Springfield Palace Hotel
Springfield Junior High School
Springfield Psychiatric Center
Girls, Girls, Girls
Cheap Guns
Bert's Market
* Dr. Marvin Monroe's Family Therapy Center
Hair Loss Clinic
Toupee Town

*Springfield Knowledgeum
IMAX
Medical Library
Ye Olde Anchor Shoppe
* Springfield General Hospital
* Center for Geriatric Medicine
* Dr. Julius Hibbert Family Practice
Veteran's Hospital
Burn Ward
Screaming Monkey Medical Center

Palace of Fine Arts
The Burns Wing

Kent Brockman's House
Snowball II Municipal Cat Park
* Pet Shop ( all our pets are flushable)
Professor Von Bowser's Sanitorium for Dogs
Miss Tillingham's School for Snooty Girls and Mama's Boys

* Ayn Rand School for Tots

Pressboard Estates
Evergreen Street and * Simpsons House

Christian Science Reading Room
Adult Center
4H Club
Springfield Hardware
Royal Majesty
Video Village
Candy Most Dandy
Rags for Less
Sew and Sew
Lamps
Laundromat
Speakers Bureau
Divorce Law Specialists
* Kwik-E-Mart

Semi Painless Dentistry
Ye Olde Butcher Shop
12 Day Cleaners
Big T Building
Home Security Trust
Swampy's Liquor
Mr. Boy
Video Matchmaking
Let's Get Fiscal Financial Services

Pizza on a Stick
Barber College
Little Ludwig's Music School
Pay & Park & Pay
Jewelry To Go
Heinrich's Monocle Shop
Cathedral of the Downtown
* Springfield Grocery
* National Bank of Springfield

First Bank of Springfield
McMahon & Tate Ad Agency
* Monorail Station
Springfield State Building
J.R.R. Toykins
Bakery
3rd Street Subway Station

Springfield Bell
Men's Shelter
* Costington's
Dr. Nick Rivera
OTB
Pawn Shop
* Sprawl Mart
Music World
Cinderblock Village
Organ Bank
Hal's Liquor
Springfield Donuts

Harrigan's Bar
* Bank
Pharmacy
Animal Hospital
City Morgue
Plasma Center
Merry Widow Insurance Co. The Perm Bank
* Big T Theater
Sovuvazz
* All Night Gym
Potholder Barn
Lullabuy$
Stinking Fish Realty

Louvre American Style
Auction House
A-1 Baby Crutches
Floppy's
Bigger Brothers
Two Guys From Kabul
* Stu's Disco
Thai Palace
Foxy Boxing

* Springfield Wax Museum
Museum of Crime
Beth Israel Hospital
World's Largest Speedbump
* Springfield Bachelor Apartments
* Springfield YMCA

Worst Western Hotel
Izzy's Diner
Jewish Walk of Fame
* Coffee Shop
Temple Beth Springfield
Girlesque
The Gutter Room
99cent Porno Store
The Hate Box
Blotto's
Tannen's Fatty Meats
Yiddle's Jokes
* Maison Derri?re (Belle)
(K) Mart
L.L. Beanie
I Can't Believe It's Not Trayfe
Fantastic Shlomo's
Bakery
Springfield Communist Party
* Helter Shelter

Legal Clinic
Hangover Hamlet
Hard Luck Cafe
Dexter Colt, PI
99cent Store
66cent Store
33cent Store
The Happy Gypsy Boarding House

Rendering Plant
Lap(land) Dancing
The Rat's Nest Neighborhood
*Florence of Arabia
The Bloated Liver
The Aristocrat
Springfield X
Liquor Store
* Museum of Swordfish
* Mr. Burns' Casino (demolished)
Hotel Majestic

Ye Olde Off Ramp Inn
Sapphire Lounge
U-Break-It Van Rental
Auto Land
Jittery Joe's Coffee Shop
* SLeEp-eAZY Motel
Circus of Values
Ad Agency
A Bug's Death Exterminators
Red Devil Realty
Bob's RV Roundup
Tam O'Shanter
Kliffs Kar Chalet
Elec-taurusZip Boys
The O.K. Car-al (Canyonero Dealership)
Aladdin's Magic Carpets
Bus Depot
Sit n' Stare Bus Lines
* Bloodbath and Beyond Gunshop
Springfield Railroad Station
Stor-Ur-Stuff
* Barney's Bowlarama
Junior's Garage
Nick's Bowling Shop
Discount Meat Hut
High Pressure Tire Sales
Broken Home Chimney Repair
Car Wash
Straight and Narrow Storage
Pre-School
Smog Check
Dentz Auto Repair
Splitsville Ice Cream Sundaes

Texas Cheesecake Depository
Greasy Joe's Bottomless Barbeque Pit
P.J. O'Harrigan's
* The Spruce Caboose
* Overpass Diner
Motherloving Sugar Corp.
Plumbing Supplies
* The Hungry Hum
* P. Piggly Hogswine's Super-Smorg
The Slaughter House
Stern Lecture Plumbing
1-Hour Dry Cleaners
Just Chloroform
Face Stuffers
Vicious Cycles
* Singing Sirloin
Professor V.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium & Great
American Steakery
Lil' Vicki Valentine's School of Dance
Wee World 2 of 2
* The Vast Waistband
Sha-Boom Ka-Boom
Pitiless Pup Attack Dog School
VHS Village( formerly Beta Barn)
Eastside Ruff-form School
* Lugash's Gym

Springfield Shopper
* KBBL Radio
* Itchy & Scratchy International
* Ah Fudge Chocolate Factory
The Reality Channel
Polystar Pictures
Thrift Store
Baby Get Well Cards, Inc.
Museum of Sandpaper
Neon Signs
Second Worst Western Hotel
By The Numbers Productions
Canal Ocho
Classified Records
* Channel 6
* Krusty Lu Studios

* Duff Brewery
Toy Town
Fireworks Testing Range
Box Factory
* Slide Factory
* Southern Cracker Factory
Caramel Factory
* Play-Doh Factory
Peanut Factory
Acne Grease and Shovel

Happy Sailor Tattoo Parlor
Sea Cap'n's Bait 'n Barg'n B'n
Springfield Naval Reserve Base
SS Springfield
The Rusty BarnacleOld Boardwalk
Lighthouse 2 of 2


Springfield Elementary My Dear Watson Detective School
Crazy Vlaclav's Place of Automobiles
Pool Sharks
Big T Burger's and Fries
Broken Dream Storage Lockers
Bob's All Night Furniture Store
Doughy's Pizza
Mom & Pop Hardware
* Shorty's
The Seatery
The Spaghetti Factory
* Sporticus
Krusty's Clown College
* Try 'N' Save
* Springfield Mall
* SHOP
* Lardlad Donuts
Boris Kar Loft
* Krusty Burger
* Springfield Googolplex
* Planet Springfield
Future Megastore
*'s Buttons
Painful Memories Party Supplies
CostMo
* Wall E. Weasle's
Lackluster Video
Springfield Drive-In- Theater
* Municipal House of Pancakes
* Der Krazy Kraut
Just Take Me home Taxo Cab Co.
Springfield Lumber Yard
Springfield Square Garden
Boob Tubery
Repo Depot
* Duff Stadium
*Yahoo Search Engine Area (formerly Springfield Colosseum)
PetroChem (proud makers of caustic Polypropylene and Malibu Stacy)
Springfield Dog Pound
Fudge Brothers Ice Cream
Fake Vomit, Inc.
Fake Street
Bart's Factory (demolished)
Oatmeal Works
Spirograph Factory
Aqua Car Factory

Davy Jones Hamper
Call Me Delish-mael Taffy Shop
Barnacle Billy Anger Management Center
Waterfront area


Senor Ding-Dong's Doorbell Fiesta
Monstro Mart
Lumber King
Leavelle's Bodyguard Academy
* Route 18 Flea Market & Drive In Theater
Starlight Motel
Aphrodite Inn Fantasy Rooms and Conference Center
* Springfield Ice Skating Rink
The Happy Earwig Motel
Kozy Kourt Motel
Buckingham Palace Quik Lube
Gary's Waterbed Warehouse
Native American Ice Cream Co.
Books, Books, and Additional Books
Big 5 Sporting Goods
* Gulp 'n Blow
Arby's
Casa Nova
Crystal Cathedral
Nut's Landing Dog Neutering
Used Cars
Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific Arena
Medieval Times
Springfield Fairgrounds
* Sir Putt-A-Lot's Merrie Olde Fun Center
The Golden Banana
Who's to Know Motel
Dairy Queen
Springfield Dogtrack
Mud City
* Little Black Box
Springfield Airport
Kids First Industries
Flight School
Morningwood Penitentiary (condemned)
Springfield US Air Force Base
Springfield Police Academy
* Springfield State Prison
Springfield Women's Prison
Galoshes Factory
* Uriah's Heap
* Ajax Steel Mill
Fireworks Factory
Smoke Factory
Day Care Center
* Little Lisa Recycling Plant
* Springfield Tire Yard Fire
Auto Wrecking Yard
* Springfield Dump
Toxic Waste Dump
Garbage Island

THANK YOU! How in the world did you do this?

Longest. Scrolldown. Ever.

rockyb2006 wrote:

4junk3000 wrote:
Since i just said it doesn't bother me, but you arent accepting that, I could assume you ARE trying to cause me problem.

But I'll ignore it and answer your question.

THE TITLE OF YOUR THREAD states " the REAL Springfield". Then you refer to the guide. This implies the guide design is real and accurate, when in fact it is not. I assumed nothing and read what you wrote.

Thanks for asking!

If I am being called out (which you did since you quoted me and then began to talk negatively about what I posted), then I will defend my statements accordingly. I feel you are making unfair assumptions, so I am calling them out.

You are right that I used the word "real" in the title, and I agree it was not the right word. But I never implied REAL Springfield, like all other versions are wrong, as YOU are implying I said with your all caps "REAL". You ARE assuming that I think the map is canon, or you wouldn't have posted. Here is what I know: you are angry for some unknown reason that people follow this map. So much that you decided to post about it. You could have put out a thoughtful rebuttal like the poster below your first comment did and you can see I agreed with him. I just disagree with your assumptions and replied. I guess we can agree to disagree.

What's with all this assumption talk? I didn't have to assume anything, because i just read the words you wrote and disagreed with what it said.

I also didn't think i was calling anyone out to anywhere. So i don't know why you're defending anything. And since you did change your title, removing the word REAL, it seems we DO agree.

My whole point, when i reply to threads exactly like yours, which have come up more than once and may come again, is that the Guide to which you refer to, has no official map penned by Matt G, and that the website map created "following the SF Guide" is also not penned by Matt G.

That's all.

If anyone wants to follow it, as Bravewall and many others have for years, that's great! It's very cool to attempt to follow any trail blazed by a previous pioneer and Simpsons fan.

But i don't like posts that contribute to the misconception that the map was penned by Matt G, especially on this forum where many people are looking for inspiration for their towns. Stating it was the real SF just isn't right, and that's why title is different now. Sorry we had to go in circles to reach the same point, but people love arguing with me here and i figure you're just another one looking to defend your hill when we're actually on the same level field. Happens all the time.

Cheers!