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Black History: Prizes Walkthrough

Band In The U.S.A. Pt. 1

If the user has Janie: Janey starts
If the user doesn't have Janie: Auto starts

Janey: Hey Lisa, Lewis and I are in a new band. Would you like to join?
Lisa: Really? But aren’t we frenemies?
Janey: Eh, it depends on the episode. I guess the writers need us to pal it up for this one.
Lisa: Okay! I’m in.
Janey: Hold on. You have to audition first.
Lisa: Audition? But this is a kids band.
Clarissa Wellington: Not just any kid’s.
Lisa: Clarissa Wellington! You’re a famous singer! You beat me on Krusty’s “Li’l Starmaker” show and became a star.
Clarissa Wellington: I remember winning. I remember becoming a star, but I don’t remember you. Hm. I hope you play sax better than you leave impressions.
Lisa: *annoyed growl*
Clarissa Wellington: Alright, make with the toots, toots. Chop chop.

Task: Make Lisa Blow Clarissa Away Sax-Wise
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary

Clarissa Wellington: Not bad, Pineapple. You’re in.
Lisa: Pineapple?!
Janey: She gives everyone a nickname so she doesn’t have to remember their actual names. I’m “Matchy Matchy” because my socks match my dress.
Lewis Clark: I’m “Wendell” because I was standing next to Wendell when she met me.
Clarissa Wellington: And you’re “Pineapple” cuz those jazz licks were sweet and tart.
Lisa: Oh, I guess that’s not so…
Clarissa Wellington: And your dumb hairdo looks like a pineapple.
Lisa: *annoyed growl*

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Band In The U.S.A. Pt. 2

Lisa starts

Lisa: I don’t want to play in a band with such a rude prima donna.
Clarissa Wellington: Suit yourself. Guess you don’t like making money.
Lisa: You’re playing paid gigs?
Clarissa Wellington: Of course I am.
Janey: C’mon Lisa. You know you need money for your college fund.
Lisa: It’s true. It’s slowly becoming Bart’s Legal Defense Fund. I better think about this.

Task: Make Lisa Ponder, Consider, and Ruminate Over It
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary

Lisa: Fine, I’ll do it. So what are we doing? Playing birthday parties? Street fairs?
Clarissa Wellington: I’m going on a summer tour. Five hundred cities in ninety days.
Lisa: Whaaaaaaaaaa???!!!!
Moe: Hey, that's my catchphrase! But you can borrow it if you let me in this story.
Clarissa Wellington: Lisa, can you tell your friend the Hunchback King to go away? We’ve got to rehearse!
Moe: Wow. Nobody ever called me no king before. *wipes tear* Thank you.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Band In The U.S.A. Pt. 3

Clarissa Wellington starts

Clarissa Wellington: Alright. The first stop is going to be the Krusty the Clown Show.
Lisa: How exciting!
Clarissa Wellington: All of our tour bookings are based on how we do there. If it goes great, I’ll be rich! As will you, to a much, much lesser extent.
Lisa: What if the show doesn’t go great?
Clarissa Wellington: I will make it my personal mission in life to break my foot off in your tush. Sorry. My mom-ager says I’m not allowed to say ass.
Offscreen Mom: Clarissa!
Clarissa Wellington: Sorry, mommy!

Task: Make Clarissa Wellington Put Two Thousand Dollars in the Swear Jar
Time: 4h
Location: Krustylu Studios or Brown House

Lisa: Well, Janey is great on piano, and Lewis is a maestro on bass.
Lewis Clark: Don’t sell yourself short either. You are just as renowned for your talents as we are for ours.
Janey: We’ll do great. So when are we doing the Krusty show? In a month or two?
Clarissa Wellington: At five o’clock today. That’s two hours from now, so let’s start writing the original song we’re gonna perform.
Moe: Whaaaaaaa???!!!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Band In The U.S.A. Pt. 4

Lisa starts

Lisa: We can’t come up with an original song on the fly!
Clarissa Wellington: We need the rights to perform a song on TV, dummy. And it’s too late to get them now!
Lisa: Hmm. Not if the song is over a hundred years old. Then it’s public domain!
Clarissa Wellington: I don’t want to sing some dusty old song about frankfurter sandwiches. I want a song that means something.
Janey: What about “Lift Every Voice and Sing”?
Lewis Clark: The Black National Anthem?
Lisa: Of course. Mr. Largo already taught it to us for the Black History Month Showcase. And it just turned a hundred years old!
Clarissa Wellington: Hmm. That could work. Let’s try it out. A-one, and a-two, and a-one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve come-on-in-on-thirteen…

Task: Make Clarissa Wellington Jam Out to "Lift Every Voice and Sing"
Time: 4h
Location: Krustylu Studios or Brown House

Clarissa Wellington: Wow! That was great. No wonder Beyoncé did it at Coachella. We’re gonna blow the Krusty audience away!
Lewis Clark: There is no audience. They do it pre-taped now ever since Robby Fry the Animal Guy was mauled to death by that panther.
Lisa: Oh, right. Poor Robby Fry. They never did find out where that panther came from.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Band In The U.S.A. Pt. 5

Krusty starts

Krusty: Alright. Before you ask, no you can’t use my private bathroom, the check is in the mail, and my producer will cue you in after my “Baby Garbage Man” sketch is done. Break a whatever.
Lisa: Do we have to perform on this chalk outline of Robby Fry?
Krusty: Of course you don’t. Here’s a mop. Knock yourself out.
Clarissa Wellington: Alright. Are you small time saps ready for the big time? You better be, or you’ll be busking on the sidewalk for Canadian loonies.
Lewis Clark: You know, we don’t like it when you talk to us that way.
Clarissa Wellington: You… you don’t?
Lisa: Of course not! It’s rude.
Clarissa Wellington: I’m… sorry. I thought part of being a star was acting like a total B all the time.
Bumblebee Man: Do not bring me into this. I treat my crew with mucho respeto.
Clarissa Wellington: I am so sorry. If we kill this performance, I promise to spend the rest of the tour making it up to you all.

Task: Make Clarissa Wellington Kill This Performance
Time: 4h
Location: Krustylu Studios or Brown House

Lisa: Wow, Clarissa, you were amazing! I was moved to tears!
Krusty: Hey hey, kids! The phones are lighting up like crazy ! Everyone’s calling in to say…
Lisa: Uh huh…
Lewis Clark: Uh huh…
Clarissa Wellington: Uh huh…
Janey: Uh huh…
Krusty: That they can’t see a thing. The satellite feed must’ve cut out during my sketch. I’m so sorry that the American TV audience never got a chance to see me play a garbage man in a diaper.
Clarissa Wellington: When can we come back to perform? Tomorrow? Next week?
Krusty: Try ten months from now. My forty week hiatus starts today. I’d love to have you back though. Assuming I don’t die from all the things I plan to do during my time off.
Clarissa Wellington: *sigh* Well, I guess the tour's off. But I learned a valuable lesson along the way.
Lisa: To treat people the way they’d like to be treated?
Clarissa Wellington: No. To stop doing local TV. This type of thing would never happen on The View!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Starlight Pt. 1

If the user has Lindsey Naegle: Lindsey Naegle starts
If the user doesn't have Lindsey Naegle: Auto starts

Lindsey Naegle: There’s my favorite client! Opal, darling! Give me a hug, you magnificent daytime supernova! What brings you to the office?
Opal: I’m tired of doing my talk show. It’s so boring! “Troubled Toddlers”, "Cannibal Cooking Tips for the Apocalypse”, “My husband’s cheating on me with a serial killer”. It’s all so mundane! I want to take my talents to the silver screen!
Lindsey Naegle: As your agent, I totally support your creative ambitions.
Lindsey Naegle: But as someone who makes her leech-like living off of you, I don’t think this is a great idea. There’s way less money in movies. How about you make a luxury perfume instead?
Opal: Get me in a movie, or you’re fired.
Lindsey Naegle: Yes, ma’am! I’ll get some feelers out right away.

Task: Make Lindsey Put Some Feelers Out
Time: 4h
Location: Krustylu Studios or Brown House

Lindsey Naegle: So, I got my feelers out there…
Opal: Stop saying “feelers”. It’s gross.
Lindsey Naegle: And I found out that Drederick Tatum is producing a biopic about the life of Shirley Chisholm. Such an important story. So inspiring. So timely.
Opal: You don’t know who that is, do you?
Lindsey Naegle: No, but my assistant is summarizing her Wikipedia page then tweeting it to me.
Opal: She was the first black woman to run for president of the United States!
Lindsey Naegle: Right. And what a president she was!
Opal: Just set up the audition.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Starlight Pt. 2

Opal starts

Opal: Hi, I'm here for the audition.
Squeaky Voice Attendant: Sign your name here and wait for the—OMG! You’re TV’s Opal! My mom loves your show! She’s always telling me to shut up when it’s on. And again after it’s over.
Opal: Always nice to meet the emotionally abused son of a fan.
Squeaky Voice Attendant: Say, you must get this all the time, and I’m sorry to ask, but can I get…
Opal: An autograph?
Squeaky Voice Attendant: No. A new car. No hybrids!
Opal: What? I’m not gonna give you a car!
Squeaky Voice Attendant: Why not? You give em away on your show all the time!
Opal: That’s a television show. This is the real world... sort of.
Squeaky Voice Attendant: Hand over some car keys or you’re not auditioning for squat.
Opal: Why you little punk! You’re lucky I brought a spare today!

Task: Make Opal Hand Over the Keys to Her Spare Car
Time: 4h
Location: Krustylu Studios or Brown House

Squeaky Voice Attendant: Ooh. A Canyonero roadster. Nice!
Opal: I hope you crash into a gas station.
Squeaky Voice Attendant: Fingers crossed. Then I can sue you for gifting me a death trap!
Opal: D'oh!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Starlight Pt. 3

If the user has Anger Watkins starts: Anger Watkins starts starts
If the user doesn't have Anger Watkins starts: Auto starts

Anger Watkins: Is that my old friend Opal I see?
Opal: Anger Watkins! Helloooooooo! Give it up for Anger, everyone!
Anger Watkins: There’s no one here but us.
Opal: Sorry. Force of habit. What are you doing here?
Anger Watkins: I’m auditioning for the role of the karate teacher with a mysterious past.
Opal: Oh, must be a different movie.
Anger Watkins: It’s the Shirley Chisolm biopic.
Opal: I’ve gotta read that script. So, what’s new, Anger?
Anger Watkins: I just wrote an autobiography. It’s called “Untreated Anger Issues”.
Opal: Sounds wonderful!
Anger Watkins: It is, dammit! Which is why I was hoping you could put it on your Opal’s Book Club list.
Opal: Oh, well. I’d have to read it and see if it fits with…
Anger Watkins: Pish posh, girl! Hook a brother up with some sales. I’m trying to buy me a Tesla Cybertruck!
Opal: Oh Lord.

Task: Make Opal Try to Politely Decline
Time: 4h
Location: Krustylu Studios or Brown House

Anger Watkins: Don’t you politely decline me!
Opal: Anger, honey, sports books aren’t right for my book club.
Anger Watkins: Well, make it right, or else I’ll tell my good friend Drederick Tatum not to put you in his movie.
Opal: Fine. I’ll play ball, you jerk. But If I don’t get this movie, I’m going to kill you…r career as a sports journalist. *whispers to self* Whew, saved it.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Starlight Pt. 4

If the user has Drederick Tatum: Drederick Tatum starts
If the user doesn't have Drederick Tatum: Auto starts

Drederick Tatum: Opal! My goodness. The fact that a star of your caliber would think to audition for a role is both humbling and awe-inspiring. I am inspired with awe.
Opal: I’m happy to do it, Drederick. I have been working with a method acting coach.
Boxing Drederick Tatum: A meth-head acting coach? Wow, that sounds like a challenge. Good for you. Alright, whenever you’re ready, begin.

Opal: Okay. Give me a moment to BECOME Shirley.

Task: Make Opal Give the Audition of a Lifetime
Time: 4h
Location: Krustylu Studios or Brown House

Boxing Drederick Tatum: Goodness gracious. That was incredible. I don’t need to see anyone else audition. Tell Viola Davis to respectfully take a hike. Opal you technically knocked out the champ, metaphorically of course.
Opal: Oh, thank you Drederick. I promise I’m not going to let you down!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Starlight Pt. 5

Krusty starts

Tuxedo Krusty: The nominees for best actress in a lead role are… Scarlett Johansson in “The Imelda Marcos Story”, Viola Davis in “The Respectful Hike”, and Opal in “Chisolm’s Choice”.
Drederick Tatum: You’re a shoo-in, Opal.
Lindsey Naegle: I always believed in you, superstar. Even when I didn’t!
Anger Watkins: It’s all you girl!
Squeaky Voice Attendant: And I’m here too!
Opal: Oh, man. I hope I get this.
Tuxedo Krusty: And the winner is….

Task: Make Opal Cross Her Bejeweled Fingers
Time: 4h
Location: Krustylu Studios or Brown House

Tuxedo Krusty: Opal, in “Chisolm’s Choice"!!!
Opal: Oh my God!
Opal: There are so many people I’d like to thank. But first, let me air out the grievances I have with all the terrible people I had to deal with to get here.
Lindsey Naegle: Uh oh.
Opal: Lindsey Naegle, my agent who didn’t think I should be in movies. You’re fired!
Lindsey Naegle: And rightfully so.
Opal: The Squeaky Voice Teen, whose name escapes me at the moment, who made me give him a car. Screw you, you little twerp.
Opal: And Anger Watkins, America’s least talented loudmouth sportscaster. I promoted his terrible book so that he wouldn’t bad mouth me to Drederick.
Opal: But even the Opal bump couldn’t help sell that garbage heap of a memoir.
Anger Watkins: It’s true. My life isn’t interesting!
Opal: Whew. It feels good to vent. Now to thank everyone who actually believed in me, starting with Drederi— *cut-off by music*
Opal: D'oh!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Nature Walk Pt. 1

Abraham Simpson I starts

Abraham Simpson I: Can I have some wheel cakes, Mommy? I’m hungry.
Mabel Simpson: You just ate half a dozen!
Abraham Simpson I: Now I can eat the other half.
Mabel Simpson: No, you’ll spoil your supper.
Abraham Simpson I: D’oh. Um, can I go swimming instead, Mommy?
Mabel Simpson: That river current is too strong for you. Just play around the house where I can see you.
Abraham Simpson I: Okay, I’m gonna go wash behind my ears, then play outside. Heh heh.

Task: Make Abraham Simpson I Play Outside
Time: 1h
Location: Deep Dark Woods or Brown House

Abraham Simpson I: Being outside sucks. Hm. Sucks. I wonder if anyone’s ever used that word as an insult. Maybe I just invented it! Woo hoo!
Abraham Simpson I: *singing* Suck suck suck. Everything sucks. The trees, and the bees, and nature sucks. *Gasp* Ooh, a beautiful butterfly. I wanna smash it!
Abraham Simpson I: C’mere you! Lemme smash you and put you in a book, so I can gaze at your beauty forever!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

ature Walk Pt. 2

Abraham Simpson I starts

Abraham Simpson I: Where did you go, butterfly? Come back! I won't smash you, I’ll just starve you under a glass. Isn’t that better?
Abraham Simpson I: Uh oh, I don't recognize this part of the woods. It’s kinda scary. Maybe a witch lives here. Or a troll. Or an old man who sits around writing poetry all day! *shrieks*
Abraham Simpson I: I can hear the river, maybe I can follow it home.

Task: Make Abraham Simpson I Follow the River
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House

Abraham Simpson I: Ugh. Following rivers takes forever. It goes so much faster than me. Just look how fast those logs in it are going. Hmm. That gives me a brilliant idea.
Abraham Simpson I: Abraham Simpson the First, you are the smartest boy in the whole world!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Nature Walk Pt. 3

Abraham Simpson I starts

Abraham Simpson I: I’ll explain my idea to myself out loud, just to make sure I got it.
Abraham Simpson I: I’ll get on top of one of these driftwood logs on the riverbank, kick it into the river, then ride that log like a horsey all the way home.
Abraham Simpson I: When I get to a place I recognize, I’ll safely stop and get off the speeding river somehow. Here I go!

Task: Make Abraham Simpson I Ride That Log Like a Horse
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House

Abraham Simpson I: Gah! This is nothing like riding a horse! It’s scary, it smells bad, and it’s hurting my crotch!
Abraham Simpson I: I'm going too fast. Help! Help!!!
Virgil Simpson: Abraham Simpson, is that you, son?
Abraham Simpson I: Which Abraham Simpson are you looking for?
Virgil Simpson: The first!
Abraham Simpson I: Yes, it’s me, Poppa! Help! It’s an emergency!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Nature Walk Pt. 4

If the user has Virgil Simpson: Virgil Simpson starts
If the user doesn't have Virgil Simpson: Auto starts

Virgil Simpson: Son! What’re you doing on that log?
Abraham Simpson I: I was trying to ride it home. I thought it was the local, but it must be the express.
Virgil Simpson: I’m gonna throw you this rope. Grab onto it!
Abraham Simpson I: Okay. I’m gonna put all my focus on catching the r-- Ooh, there’s that butterfly!

Task: Make Abraham Simpson I Catch the Rope
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House

Abraham Simpson I: I got it!
Virgil Simpson: I’m gonna pull you in. Do not drop the rope to grab the butterfly.
Abraham Simpson I: Okay, but now that you said it, it’s all I can think about.
Virgil Simpson: Don’t drop that dang rope, boy! If you drown today, I’m gonna give you such a spanking!
Abraham Simpson I: Yes, sir.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Nature Walk Pt. 5

If the user has Mabel Simpson: Mabel Simpson starts
If the user doesn't have Mabel Simpson: Auto starts

Mabel Simpson: Look who’s home. Where have you two been? And why is Abe all wet?
Abraham Simpson I: I was, uh, out chasing butterflies when I fell in the--
Virgil Simpson: --horse’s water trough! Clumsy little man. Just got a little wet is all. Certainly didn’t risk death, or anything.
Mabel Simpson: Alright, get ready for supper you two.
Abraham Simpson I: Wow, thanks for covering for me, Poppa. If Mommy woulda found out I was by the river, she would’ve spanked me somethin’ awful.
Virgil Simpson: I’m not gonna tell her, son. Because you’re gonna give me all your wheel cakes for a month.
Abraham Simpson I: Awwwww. Is it too late to just drown instead?

Task: Make Abraham Simpson I Wish He'd Drowned
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
  • Running With the Bullies Pt. 1

    Bully Boss starts

    Bully Boss: Welcome, young bully. I see you've come seeking my counsel.
    Nelson: Nah, I'm just here to throw rocks at trains.
    Bully Boss: But I am the Boss of all Bullies! The Master of Mayhem! The Wizard of Wedgies!
    Nelson: Do you live in that box?
    Bully Boss: Your training shall begin immediately! Lift up these bags to strengthen your wedgie muscles... then carry them to my box.

    Task: Make Bully Boss Take Nelson Under His Wing
    Time: 8h
    Location: Springfield Elementary
    Task: Make Nelson Do Menial Chores
    Time: 8h
    Location: Springfield Elementary

    Nelson: What does cleaning the box you live in have to do with bullying?
    Bully Boss: It's to teach you discipline. Also I was manipulating you, which is a form of bullying.
    Nelson: Nice. Maybe I could learn from you. Can I call you Dad?
    Bully Boss: No.

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Running With the Bullies Pt. 2

    Nelson starts

    Nelson: It's almost lunch time. I usually accept "donations" from nerds around this time.
    Bully Boss: Getting lunches from kids is kids' stuff -- it's all baloney sandwiches. If you want to get the good stuff, like stew in a mug, you have to go after the teachers.
    Nelson: Who wants stew in a mug?
    Bully Boss: More stew in a mug for me!

    Task: Make Bully Boss Steal Teachers' Lunches
    Time: 1h
    Location: Springfield Elementary

    Skinner: You seem a little old to be attending elementary school.
    Bully Boss: The only one getting schooled is you. Gimme your lunch!
    Skinner: I will do no such thing.
    Bully Boss: *gives Skinner a wedgie*
    Skinner: Fine, take it. Mother never packs the chips I like anyway.

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Running With the Bullies Pt. 3

    Nelson starts

    Nelson: That was intense. I never thought of bullying the teachers.
    Bully Boss: No one is off limits. Bullying even works on old people.
    Hans Moleman: No, don't take my medicine! I need it to keep my face from unwrinkling.

    Task: Make Bully Boss Bully the Elderly
    Time: 4h
    Location: Springfield Retirement Castle

    Nelson: Bullying nerds is one thing. Even Principal Skinner I could get behind. But bullying old people just seems wrong.
    Bully Boss: We can bully them even after they get old. Let's get shovels and go bully some corpses!
    Nelson: What?!
    Bully Boss: I went too far there, didn't I? Yeah, let's not do that.

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Running With the Bullies Pt. 4

    Bully Boss starts

    Bully Boss: Every good bully needs to have minions.
    Nelson: I don't have minions but my friends Dolph, Kearney, and Jimbo help me terrorize the school.
    Bully Boss: Bullies don't have friends. Let me show you how to inspire them to be your followers.

    Task: Make Bully Boss Address the Crowd
    Time: 12h

    Nelson: You inspired them alright, but now they're YOUR followers, not mine.
    Bully Boss: Awesome! Tell them to get some shovels and meet me at the graveyard!
    Nelson: Forget it, weirdo. I'm out.

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Running With the Bullies Pt. 5

    Nelson starts

    Nelson: I appreciate you teaching me everything you know. And I hope I never have to see you again.
    Bully Boss: It was my pleasure. I guess in a way, you've become like a friend to me.
    Nelson: Bullies don't have friends, remember?

    Task: Make Bully Boss Backtrack On What He Said
    Time: 8h
    Location: Springfield Elementary

    Nelson: Fine, I'll let you call me your friend... if you promise to leave me alone from now on.
    Bully Boss: It's a deal, friend!
    Nelson: Now beat it, creep! Go walk around the town with the rest of the losers!
    Bully Boss: Such good bullying. My work here is done.

    Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

    Man of Yesteryear Pt. 1

    Virgil Simpson starts

    Virgil Simpson: What in the world? Where am I?
    Zia Simpson: It worked! Don't freak out, I'm your great-great-great-great-granddaughter, Zia.
    Virgil Simpson: My great-what-where-daughter, who-a?
    Zia Simpson: This is the year 2041. You’re almost two hundred years in the future.
    Virgil Simpson: Ahhhh!!! Send me back! I wanna see my family!
    Zia Simpson: Well, technically, you don’t have a family. You’re a clone with implanted memories of a past you never actually lived.
    Virgil Simpson: Ahhhhhh!!!!

    Task: Make Virgil Simpson Freak Out
    Time: 4h
    Location: Brown House
    Task: Make Zia Simpson Try to Calm Virgil Down With a Hot Chamomile Tea
    Time: 8h
    Location: Future Simpson's House, Frink's Lab or Brown House

    Virgil Simpson: The future? Dear God. What’s it like? Who won the Civil War?
    Zia Simpson: Which one? There’ve been five.
    Virgil Simpson: Does racism still exist?
    Zia Simpson: The human race has evolved beyond the pettiness of racial bigotry.
    Virgil Simpson: Whew. I’m finally free from persecution.
    Zia Simpson: Now they’re just racist against clones.
    Virgil Simpson: Ah, crap.

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Man of Yesteryear Pt. 2

    Virgil Simpson starts

    Virgil Simpson: Why the hell did you bring me here, little girl?
    Zia Simpson: To help me with my family tree presentation for school. After that, I can put you in the Clone Recycler and you’ll go back to your previous state of, uh, “not existing”.
    Virgil Simpson: Hm. “Not existing”. I see. Interesting. Pardon me a sec...
    Virgil Simpson: Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
    Zia Simpson: Great-great-great-great-great Grampa, come back! Wait, that was one too many “greats”. It’s four, not five.
    Zia Simpson: Great-great-great-great Grampa, come back!!! *counting* One-two-three-four. Perfect.

    Task: Make Virgil Simpson Outrun Zia
    Time: 4h
    Location: Brown House

    Virgil Simpson: The clown! I recognize you. My God! You haven’t aged a day!
    Old Krusty: I’m almost a hundred years old, pal. Flattery will get you nowhere. Unless you’re a foxy broad, which you do not appear to be.
    Virgil Simpson: It’s me, Virgil! You helped hide me at your circus.
    Old Krusty: I don’t have a circus, Mac. I had a TV show. Until “cancel culture” caught up with me. The network “cancelled” my show because it had no “culture”.
    Virgil Simpson: I don’t know what any of that means, but I need you to help me again.
    Old Krusty: Again? Were we in a cult together? Pyramid scheme? Buddy cop movie in the eighties? If you wanna make a sequel, all inquiries need to go through my agent, who died twenty years ago.
    Virgil Simpson: Argh! You’re no help at all!
    Old Krusty: Don’t call me until there’s a script attached!

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Man of Yesteryear Pt. 3

    Virgil Simpson starts

    Virgil Simpson: My God. The future is such a crazy place. Such tall buildings. So many horseless carriages. So many discarded scooters on the ground.
    Professor Frink: Excuse me, fine sir. I am a time traveller from the year 2020. Can you tell me what year it is?
    Virgil Simpson: You’re from the past? Me too!
    Professor Frink: Ah, it is indeed a small world, universe, and space time continuum. Glayvin.
    Virgil Simpson: You know, it really really is.

    Task: Make Virgil Simpson Tell Prof. Frink His Story and Ask Him What Glayvin Means
    Time: 4h
    Location: Brown House

    Professor Frink: Heavens. A clone with implanted memories who is being hunted by a killer. That’s quite a story.
    Professor Frink: I think I will go back in time, write a movie about it, and call it “The Runner, with the Blades, and the Hoivik, and Glayvinnn and the Running. So Much Running”.
    Virgil Simpson: It can’t fail with a title like that. I assume. What’s a screenplay?
    Professor Frink: A waste of time, unless you have a star attached.
    Virgil Simpson: Wow. In the future you have control of the stars?
    Professor Frink: Only agents and publicists do.
    Virgil Simpson: Wow. They must be gods amongst men.
    Professor Frink: They certainly think of themselves that way.

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Man of Yesteryear Pt. 4

    If the user has Zia Simpson: Zia Simpson starts
    If the user doesn't have Zia Simpson: Auto starts

    Zia Simpson: G-X-4 Grampa. I found you!
    Virgil Simpson: What did you call me?
    Zia Simpson: G-X-4 Grampa. It’s an abbreviation of great-great-great-great Grampa. It’s shorter.
    Virgil Simpson: By one syllable.
    Zia Simpson: Right. Think of all the time we’ll save.
    Professor Frink: The math checks out! Tell me, child. Why did you bring this man-clone here just to hunt him and kill him, with the hurting and the chasing?
    Zia Simpson: G-X-4 Grampa, I didn’t bring you here to kill you. I brought you here to find out more about the harsh realities of early African American history.
    Virgil Simpson: Really?
    Zia Simpson: It’s very important to document and pass down these stories. “Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it”. I believe the great Elon Musk said that. Or at least he claims he did.

    Task: Make Virgil Simpson Be Impressed
    Time: 4h
    Location: Brown House
    Task: Make Zia Simpson Use the Ultranet to Find Out Who Said That Quote
    Time: 4h
    Location: Brown House

    Professor Frink: You know, once your historic interview is done, I could send G-X-4 Grampa to an alternate dimension where racism does not exist. For humans, or clones.
    Virgil Simpson: Will my family be there?
    Professor Frink: Do you want them to be?
    Virgil Simpson: Of course.
    Professor Frink: I had to ask. You’d be surprised how many people do not like their relatives. Myself, included. *sighs*

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Man of Yesteryear Pt. 5

    Virgil Simpson starts

    Virgil Simpson: …And then I lived a long and happy life in Canada.
    Zia Simpson: Wow. What a tale. I’m glad I was able to record it. But I’m sorry I brought you here without really considering your feelings.
    Virgil Simpson: Yeah, that happens a lot a couple hundred years ago.
    Zia Simpson: I hope you can forgive me.
    Virgil Simpson: You’re family, kid. Of course I can.
    Zia Simpson: I’ll miss you, great-great-great-great Grampa.
    Virgil Simpson: I’ll miss you too. And I’m gonna tell my son, your great-great-great Grampa all about you.
    Professor Frink: I would advise against that, as the space time continuum could shatter if—
    Virgil Simpson: *disappears*
    Professor Frink: Oh well, fingers crossed.

    Task: Make Professor Frink Cross His Fingers
    Time: 4h
    Location: Brown House
    Task: Make Virgil Simpson See His Family Again
    Time: 4h
    Location: Brown House

    Zia Simpson: Thanks for all your help, Prof. Frink.
    Professor Frink: Think nothing of it.
    Zia Simpson: So what did you come to the future for?
    Professor Frink: Well, building my time machine was a very expensive endeavor, so I thought I’d pay it off by buying a Sports Almanac from said future, and wagering on the predetermined outcome of said games.
    Zia Simpson: Like in Back to the Future 2?
    Professor Frink: No, not like that at all. Now tell me, where can I find a Sports Almanac store?
    Zia Simpson: Sports don’t exist anymore. They were deemed too dangerous for humans to play.
    Professor Frink: *sigh* The mob is going to kill me.

    Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP