Chicken Fingers? Seriously?

"smohqy;1520633" wrote:
Moe is substituting chicken fingers for human fingers. It ties into the Crossmas episode where the Gnome in Your Home nibbles your fingers.

Also, it's a game.

Based on a cartoon.

That is irreverent, silly, and at times absurdly surreal.

So yes, chicken fingers.

In other news, Starbucks holiday cups don't say merry Christmas on them.



People. :/

Each and every point.

"ahuramazdobbs;1520727" wrote:

"simp7fan;1520618" wrote:
Are they? Chicken strips are better.

The two are literally the same thing.

Actually, they are not the same thing. Chicken fingers are made from ground up chicken bits of questionable origins. Chicken strips are made from whole white meat. You can still see that it is chicken.

Fucking disgusting....

What I want are some chicken thumbs

"8compte;1520820" wrote:
Wait until you see star Maggie cutting off the head of a baby sheep. This game has lost its way with this evil ****.

There's nothing evil about this event mate

"smohqy;1520633" wrote:
Moe is substituting chicken fingers for human fingers. It ties into the Crossmas episode where the Gnome in Your Home nibbles your fingers.

Also, it's a game.

Based on a cartoon.

That is irreverent, silly, and at times absurdly surreal.

So yes, chicken fingers.

In other news, Starbucks holiday cups don't say merry Christmas on them.



People. :/

Thiiiiiis.

http://i.imgur.com/45WW0wy.gif

I can't wait for Valentine's Day where we have to collect pieces of dental floss.

"sideshowdan9;1520672" wrote:

"Johnny2bd;1520665" wrote:
Without the quest, it seems odd. With the quest, they totally make sense and it's totally a cromulent Simpsons joke.

they definitely embiggen the event.

Okay.

"smohqy;1520633" wrote:
Moe is substituting chicken fingers for human fingers. It ties into the Crossmas episode where the Gnome in Your Home nibbles your fingers.

I guess I'll have to reread the dialogue but I did think of the gnome biting fingers but didn't think that was official. I'd rather have gotten children's fingers.

"sky-horse401;1520699" wrote:
The gods want fingers. But they don't have any. So they take chicken fingers since the gods are too stupid to tell the difference.
Something like that was in the questline ;)

Right, that's what it was! Still, this would have worked better if it didn't rely on the dialogue to retain its connection.

"petehd14;1520881" wrote:
I can't wait for Valentine's Day where we have to collect pieces of dental floss.

Haha, yeah. And bandaids.

"ArmpitAttack;1520831" wrote:
Mmmmmmm, 25 days of complaint.

Mmmmm...complaints about complaints. ;)

It wasn't a complaint, though. Just didn't see the connection. Brought it to a discussion and now I know.

"ArmpitAttack;1520831" wrote:
Mmmmmmm, 25 days of complaint. You can feel the same complaint resonating with itself, all the former voicings of it converging into a chorus of Christmas snippy-ness that echoes through the halls that are decorated with images of the horned god. Yes. The horned god beckons to you. Enjoy Christmas with his blessing. Eventually, you'll cut yourself shaving, and that will satisfy the blood requirement of sacrifice that makes you...... one of us.

Also, with regard to chicken fingers, I like the KFC patato wedges in lieu of chicken these days.... they taste so much better.

*snicker*snort*hack* mmmm hair ball :D