End of School Promotion Items Walkthrough
Big Butt Skinner Balloon
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Skinner: This is the worst thing to return to Springfield since my mother.
All Sequels Aren't Equal
Homer starts
Homer: Sequel Stop?! A video game store? I thought they all went out of business years ago.
Lisa: They rebranded. Now they offer an "intimate atmosphere” to debate the merits of various sequels.
Lisa: They hire sad hipster art school drop-outs. If you can convince one of them you're right, you get an out-of-date video game for free.
Lisa: You can never convince them you're right.
Task: Make a Springfielder Argue About Sequels Count
Task: Make Homer Try to Score a Free Sequel Count
Time: 2h
Location: Sequel Stop
Bart: So, did you end up winning the argument and getting a game for free dad?
Homer: No.
Homer: Not only did I lose the argument about fifteen different franchises, but now I'm also seriously considering going back to school to study art.
Rebel Without A Pause Pt. 1
Jimbo starts
Jimbo: The New Yorker was right. School sucks.
Bart: Hey, at least it's almost lunchtime, right?
Jimbo: If I have to eat another serving of Mystery Meat Surprise, I'm gonna hurl.
Jimbo: And don't get me started on the lunch ladies and their policy of not dating students.
Task: Make Jimbo Complain about Cafeteria Food
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Rebel Without A Pause Pt. 2
Jimbo starts
Jimbo: Well I'm not going to eat this stuff... which leaves me only one other choice.
Jimbo: Heads up, one helping of Mystery Meat Surprise, with a side of hurl!
Lisa: Incoming!
Sherri and Terri: Why does it burn my skin?
Skinner: What's all this ruckus? Lunch is supposed to be a time for quiet reflection and eating.
Skinner: *gasp* Children covered in meat? Food not on plates? Forks pulled back, primed to launch? Why, this is a...
Skinner: Food fight!
Task: Make Jimbo Incite A Food Fight
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Skinner: This has Jimbo Jones written all over it. In mustard, no less!
Ralph: Principal Skinner, my lunch ended up on the outside and my homework on the inside.
Rebel Without A Pause Pt. 3
Jimbo starts
Jimbo: Cutting class on a day like this really makes you appreciate the little things - like cutting class.
Jimbo: Ah, the birds, the trees, the sun on my face, makes me want to become a better man... Hey look, a frog to kick!
Task: Make Jimbo Hacky Sack a Frog
Time: 12h
Rebel Without A Pause Pt. 4
Lisa starts
Lisa: Look, Jimbo's on one of his famous nature walks.
Lisa: Wait, that's not a thing Jimbo does. Oh no...
Lisa: ...he's kicking a defenseless frog!
Lisa: I'm going to go give him a piece of my mind. On the Internet. Anonymously.
Task: Make Lisa Blog About Amphibian Rights
Time: 24h
Location: Simpson Home
Rebel Without A Pause Pt. 5
Jimbo starts
Jimbo: Man, this frog is giving me nothing. No crying, no begging, very little lunch money and I think he likes swirlies.
Jimbo: I could really go for something to eat but I don't feel like spending any cash.
Jimbo: I guess this is why God gave us opposable thumbs and loose moral compasses.
Task: Make Jimbo Get a Four-Finger Discount
Time: 1h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Apu: Stop, thief! You have failed to pay for the items you have stored in your pants.
Apu: Come back here or I will call the police! I am calling them right now!
Apu: Yes, I'd like to report a robbery in progress.
Apu: They have me on hold, but I will wait patiently on the line until you are punished.
Rebel Without A Pause Pt. 6
Jimbo starts
Jimbo: This candy tastes even sweeter because it was stolen. But a little melted. Note to self – next time steal some napkins.
Skinner: Jimbo Jones, why are you enjoying yourself outside of school when you should be hating yourself inside of school?
Jimbo: Princial Skinner? What are you doing off school grounds? This is like seeing a polar bear in the desert.
Skinner: Don't get smart with me young man. Get smart with your teacher.
Skinner: See, that's the kind of cleaver word play you should be learning right now… in class!
Jimbo: I got you, but you're not going to get me. So long, Principal Sucker!
Jimbo: Ooh, he's pretty good with the wordplay already.
Task: Make Jimbo Skateboard
Time: 24h
Rebel Without A Pause Pt. 7
Jimbo starts
Jimbo: Theft, animal cruelty, avoiding authority – and my guidance counselor said I couldn't be productive.
Jimbo: A day this good, I should probably thank the big man upstairs.
Jimbo: Oh wait, he's out of town. Oh well, I'll thank God instead, just to cover my bases.
Task: Make Jimbo Sneak Into Church
Time: 4h
Location: First Church of Springfield
Lisa: Is that Jimbo coming out of church?
Lisa: Jimbo, you show no respect for authority except the biggest authority there is?
Jimbo: A life without faith is a hollow and empty life.
Jimbo: Plus I swiped these sweet organ pipes. I hear organs are worth a fortune on the black market.
A Victimless Crime
Kearney starts
Kearney: Hey, Simpson! Gimme your lunch money or I'll break every bone in your body!
Bart: Sorry, I spent all my cash on houses and decorations.
Kearney: But I'm hungry... and mean. Maybe you and your friend could steal me some food from the Kwik-E-Mart.
Milhouse: But... stealing is stealing!
Kearney: Like it says in the Bible: "it's only stealing if you get caught."
Task: Make Bart Shoplift from the Kwik-E-Mart
Task: Make Milhouse Shoplift from the Kwik-E-Mart
Time: 30m
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Bullies On Parade
Kearney starts
Kearney: Nelson! How come you're spending so much extra time at school? Have you gone soft?
Nelson: Sadly, even if I WANTED to go soft, I've forgotten how. It's the price of bully-dom.
Kearney: Good! Let's get down to business! Since you've already got detention into the next millenium, there's no point in me getting my hands dirty. I'll create a diversion while you beat some lunch money out of geeks!
Task: Make Kearney Dance a Jig
Time: 4h
Task: Make Nelson Shake Down Kids For Lunch Money
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Parental Priorities
Kearney starts
Kearney: Simpson, you're all right! You remind me of my son -- he's just about your age!?
Task: Make Kearney Take Son for the Night
Time: 24h
Location: Brown House
Breaking the Slaw
Kearney starts
Kearney: Hey Bart! I found a bunch of rancid coleslaw in the dumpster behind Krusty Burger. Let's go heave it at that dweeb Milhouse's house!
Bart: But Milhouse is my friend.
Kearney: So? We bullies trash each other's stuff all the time. Wait -- do nice people have a different understanding of friendship than us super-jerks?
Task: Make Kearney Dump Spoiled Coleslaw in Van Houten House
Time: 10m
Location: Van Houten House
Just How Old Are You
Kearney starts
Kearney: Bullying is no picnic. Some days, I almost wish I was a weakling. It'd be nice to let somebody else do the pummeling for a change, you know? Man, I need a drink.
Task: Make Kearney Drink at Moe's
Time: 8h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Lowering the Bar Pt. 1
After completing Ungrateful Dead Pt. 4
Marvin Monroe starts
Marvin Monroe: I thought that making the first session free would get people hooked, but no one is scheduling follow-up appointments.
Marvin Monroe: Apparently therapy is more like LSD than crack.
Marvin Monroe: If only there were another way for an overeducated man to make money.
Professor Frink: What about an NSF research grant? It's how I make ends meet.
Marvin Monroe: That would be a great idea, but psychology is not a real science.
Professor Frink: Neither is what I do, with the whatzitmatrons and combulators and robots built to love that always leave me for other robots.
Marvin Monroe: By God, you're right! If biologists can call themselves scientists, then so can I!
Task: Make Marvin Monroe Set Up a Research Study
Time: 8h
Location: Monroe Family Therapy Center
Lowering the Bar Pt. 2
Bart starts
Bart: Hey, Doctor Monroe is looking for kids to take some kind of crazy test for his clinic.
Kearney: Forget it, I got all the tests I need to ignore in school already.
Milhouse: He's paying cash for anyone who participates.
Kearney: My mom always said I would end up as a science experiment!
Task: Make Kids Take Monroe's Test
Task: Make Kearney Take Monroe's Test
Time: 4h
Location: Monroe Family Therapy Center
Marvin Monroe: Hmm, the results of these psychological tests are all pretty average.
Marvin Monroe: Except for this one from a Mr. Kearney.
Marvin Monroe: His scores place him at a high school level!
Lowering the Bar Pt. 3
Kearney starts
Kearney: All right nerd, I did your test. Now where's my money?
Marvin Monroe: This study is going to get me published and rock the psychiatric world!
Marvin Monroe: You're the most advanced ten-year-old I've ever worked with!
Kearney: That's because I'm in my twenties. Or forties. Oh, who knows -- sometimes I have grandkids.
Marvin Monroe: So you're an adult?
Marvin Monroe: Then you're not above average at all. Quite a bit below, in fact.
Kearney: Tell me something I don't know and haven't heard before many many times.
Task: Make Marvin Monroe Throw Out His Research
Time: 8h
Location: Monroe Family Therapy Center
Chasing Shauna Pt. 1
Shauna starts
Shauna: Gees, this place is boring. What do people do for fun around here?
Task: Have a River
Task: Make Shauna Tease the Ducks
Time: 8h
Location: River
Chasing Shauna Pt. 2
Shauna starts
Shauna: This brown house is a total dump. I guess if I'm going to squat here, I may as well redecorate.
Task: Make Shauna Paintball in the Brown House
Time: 2h
Location: Brown House
Chasing Shauna Pt. 3
Shauna starts
Shauna: Hey, where's that fun kid, Bart? Or is it Barf?
Task: Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Tree House
Task: Make Bart Paintball in the Brown House
Time: 2h
Location: Brown House
Chasing Shauna Pt. 4
Bart starts
Bart: Hey, Milhouse, our new web comic is getting hundreds of hits!
Milhouse: That means hundreds of nerds and geeks think we're cool!
Bart: What matters is that babies think we're cool. And this naughty hottie named Shauna is actually one of our fans.!
Bart: I added her on SpringFace and guess what? She accepted!
Milhouse: Cool. Though too much attention from girls makes me kind of nervous. My palms are already sweating.
Milhouse: And what if Lisa gets jealous? I can't handle this kind of fame.
Bart: Well, I'm off to impress Shauna with my mad skillz. That's right, I pronounced it with a "Z".
Task: Make Milhouse Hide Wet Bedsheets
Time: 45s
Location: Van Houten Home
Task: Make Bart Skateboard
Time: 4h
Shauna: Nice moves, little dude!
Bart: Oh, hey Shauna. Were you watching me? I had no idea you were even there.
Shauna: Yeah right. I'm surprised you could board looking over your shoulder that much.
Bart: We should hang sometime. You know, when I'm a little less busy with my super popular web comic.
Shauna: We'll see.
Chasing Shauna Pt. 5
Shauna starts
Shauna: That kid is so sweet -- I have got to play a prank on him.
Task: Make Shauna Send Make-Out Invites on SpringFace
Time: 12h
Chasing Shauna Pt. 6
Bart starts
Bart: I got a message from Shauna online. She is sooo hot for me.
Milhouse: Wow, a message? I've heard of people getting those.
Nelson: She sent the same message to every single dork on your comic book's SpringFace page.
Bart: So... she never even liked me? *sad sigh*
Milhouse: Now you know what it's like to be me.
Task: Make Bart Sulk in his Room
Time: 24h
Location: Simpson Home
Chasing Shauna Pt. 7
Bart starts
Bart: Hey, Shauna. That message you sent me on SpringFace, did you send the same message to everyone?
Shauna: Yeh! Funny huh?
Bart: Not really. I thought you liked me.
Shauna: Sorry, but you're just a kid. I only date guys with credit cards or fake I.D.'s. But we can still hang out.
Task: Make Shauna Paintball in the Brown House
Task: Make Bart Paintball in the Brown House
Time: 2h
Location: Brown House
Chasing Shauna Pt. 8
Shauna starts
Shauna: Awesome paint battle, kid. How about we go shopping?
Task: Make Shauna Shoplift from the Kwik-E-Mart
Task: Make Bart Shoplift from the Kwik-E-Mart
Time: 30m
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Milhouse: Hey Bart, we haven't updated Nerd Ninja this week. Where have you been?
Bart: On a hot date with an experienced woman.
Milhouse: With Shauna? Does that mean you got to second base?
Bart: No. I don't even know if she likes baseball.
Chasing Shauna Pt. 9
Bart starts
Bart: Hey Shauna, wanna watch me grind some rails?
Shauna: Hmmm... *yawn* no thanks, kid. Have you got an older brother? Or better still, a rich uncle?
Bart: Gee, older girls are high maintenance.
Shauna: And we're fickle too. You're real sweet, but I need the love that only an inappropriately older man can offer.
Task: Make Shauna Seek Inappropriate Love
Time: 24h
Location: Brown House
America's Former Pastime Pt. 1
Homer starts
Homer: Woohoo, Duff Stadium! Truly the House that Duff Built, with a lot of taxpayer money.
Homer: I can't wait to smell the grass... after I drink too much and fall over the railing onto it.
Task: Send Homer to Yell at the Umpire
Time: 24h
Location: Duff Stadium
This marks the end of the questline, unless the player has acquired Duffman; this next part of the questline requires him to be unlocked.
America's Former Pastime Pt. 2
Duffman starts
Duffman: Duffman's gotta make sure the fans in Duff Stadium have heard of Duff. Oh Yeah!
Task: Make Duffman Promote Duff at Stadium
Time: 2h
Location: Duff Stadium
Kamp Bart Prologue
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Marge: Bart drew magic marker tattoos on all of Lisa's Malibu Stacys.
Homer: Heh, heh, that's a good one.
Marge: Homer!
Homer: I mean, that's a good one to remember the next time we rat Bart out to his therapist.
Marge: It's summer and he's bored. We have to find him something to stimulate his mind and channel his energy.
Homer: I know the perfect place!
Task: Make Bart Hang Out at the Retirement Castle with Grampa
Time: 12h
Location: Retirement Castle
Requires: Grampa
On job start:
Grampa: I heard you're going to spend the day here so I thought I'd show you my extensive button collection. This shiny one came off the uniform of a Nazi general.
Bart: That's a nickel.
Grampa: Wha? So it is. Well, that's the whole collection.
Bart: Now what'll we do?
Grampa: I know! I'll show you my extensive button collection!
Bart: Ughn…
On job end:
Bart: Homer, I know that parenting isn't your “thing”, so I took the liberty of making summer arrangements for me and Lisa at Kamp Krusty. Here's the info.
Homer: My God, what a glossy brochure! I can't afford a camp that uses this kind of paper stock!
Bart: Relax, I convinced them that we were really poor so they gave me financial aid.
Homer: How'd you do that?
Bart: Showed ‘em your paycheck.
Bart: We'll be back in six weeks with sunburns, leather tooling skills and a slew of new curse words!
Kamp Bart Pt. 1
Bart starts
Milhouse: Hey Bart, looks like we're cabinmates!
Kamp Bart: More like condemned building-mates. I can't believe they expect us to sleep in this.
Lisa: There are no beds so stake out a spot on the floor. Hurry or you'll end up on a crack
Kamp Bart: What are you doing here? This is the boy's cabin.
Lisa: There's only one cabin and it's for boys and girls. And raccoons -- a mother and five kits. Sooo cute. But also super vicious.
Kamp Bart: They're in our cabin?
Lisa: In the bathroom. So if you have to go, go outside... where there are bears. Goodnight. Hope we make it to the morning.
Task: Make Kamp Bart Spend The Night At Kamp Krusty
Task: Make Lisa Spend The Night At Kamp Krusty
Task: Make Milhouse Spend The Night At Kamp Krusty
Time: 24h
Location: Kamp Krusty
Kamp Bart Pt. 2
Lisa starts
Lisa: “Dear Mom and Dad, We are staging a revolt against the oppressive counselors, staff and masked wild animals of Kamp Krusty. I never thought I would say this but Bart is our leader.
Lisa: Kamp Krusty is a labor camp. We are forced to make myPhone cases and are fed only gruel and off-brand cereal.
Lisa: Fortunately Bart had hidden a cache of cherry bombs and silly string somewhere on his body. I don't like to think where, but he has a lot of stuff. Like, a lot. Ew.
Lisa: Today we rise up. We stand behind our leader, Bart. And though we make rabbit ears behind his head, we shall follow him to the end. Pray that we prevail.
Lisa: Also, please send conditioner. The kind they use here makes my head itch. Love, Lisa”
Task: Make Kamp Bart Take over Kamp Krusty
Time: 1h
Location: Kamp Krusty
Kamp Bart Pt. 3
Milhouse starts
Milhouse: Sir, the last of our enemy has fallen! Well, actually he left in a cab. But on his way to the cab he fell, so…
Kamp Bart: There must be a shorter version of this.
Milhouse: Right. Sir, Kamp Krusty... is ours.
Kamp Bart: Yes! And it only took twenty minutes! That must be a revolution record! I can actually feel the power going to my head!
Kamp Bart: You can stop hiding in that duffle bag now, Martin.
Martin: Sorry I didn't join in the overthrow. It was partly because my mom would kill me, but mainly it was because I'm a coward.
Kamp Bart: Relax nerd, we need you to set up the internet.
Martin: You mean, there's a place in your Kamp for me? Even though I'm craven?
Kamp Bart: Whoa Dude -- didn't ask, don't tell.
Task: Make Martin Join Kamp Bart
Time: 1d 12h
Location: Kamp Krusty
Kamp Bart Pt. 4
Krusty starts
Krusty: What do you see, Chief? And you know, maybe next time bring enough binoculars for both of us.
Wiggum: I just see a bunch of kids milling around.
Krusty: They're sitting ducks! Quick! What are your carpet bombing capabilities?
Wiggum: Wait, they're bringing out a giant... doll, I think. It looks just like you...
Krusty: A Krusty doll? Aw, they're fans! All I have to do is sign a few autographs and they'll stop their whining. Gimme the binoculars, I wanna see them play with my doll.
Task: Make Kamp Bart Burn Krusty Effigy
Time: 8h
Location: Kamp Krusty
Krusty: Ay Karumba! They hate me!
Wiggum: Not all of them! Someone pulled the effigy down and he's stomping out the fire.
Krusty: Really?
Wiggum: Now everyone is stomping out the fire. Now they're spitting out the fire, tearing the fire to pieces…
Krusty: Just stop describing!
Kamp Bart Pt. 5
Bart starts
Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman LIVE outside Kamp Krusty, currently in hands of revolutionaries who have dubbed it... Kamp Bart. Apparently going with the first name they thought of.
Kent Brockman: The dissidents, mostly children, were armed with stink bombs, rocks and a dried up, dead toad with which they threatened to touch people with.
Kent Brockman: I asked their charismatic leader, Bart Simpson, for an interview. He replied, quote, bring a ton of pizzas and an R rated movie, unquote. I agreed to those terms.
Task: Make Kamp Bart Give an Interview
Time: 24h
Location: Kamp Krusty
On job start:
Kent Brockman: Hello Bart, would you like to do the interview in your cabin or do a walk and talk by the lake?
Kent Brockman: I‘ll need to know ahead of time so I can adjust my make-up.
Kamp Bart: I'm going for a swim, if you want to interview me you're gonna have to jump in the lake.
Kent Brockman: But... my hair... I didn't shelll out for waterproof! Fine. But keep the camera in close. And don't show my calves, I hate them.
On job end:
Kent Brockman: Bart, we've talked about videos games and what foods you think are gross, but I still don't know one thing: What is it that you and your followers want?
Kamp Bart: Hmmm, good question. Originally we just wanted blankets and to not work sixteen hours a day. We got that, so... I dunno. What do you have?
Kent Brockman: You have to want something. Otherwise you're rioting for the sake of rioting.
Kamp Bart: Rioting for the sake of rioting -- that sounds good. That's what we want. We want the right to riot! Thanks for the great idea, Kent.
Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman, once again, inadvertently affecting the story.
Kamp Bart Pt. 6
Bart starts
Kamp Bart: My fellow Kampers! We have stood up and let it be known that we have something say!
Kamp Bart: And now that all the eyes of the world are upon us, what shall we do?
Kamp Bart: Moon the world! Now chant with me…
Kamp Bart: Eat our shorts! Eat our shorts!
Task: Make Kamp Bart Go on an Rampage
Time: 4h
Quimby: Listen up, clown. This situation has become officially unignorable.
Quimby: Voters in this town do not like turning on the news and seeing the bare bottoms of a bunch of unruly kids.
Quimby: I don't care how you do it, but you better fix this! Fix it like all of my elections!
Kamp Bart Pt. 7
Krusty starts
Krusty: Hey hey, kids!
Kamp Bart: What are you doing here? This is Kamp Bart now. So why don't you sign my Krusty the Klown backpack and get the hell out!
Krusty: Look I understand why you kids are mad at me. This camp ruined your summer vacation, that's why I want to make it up to you.
Krusty: I'm taking all of you to Euro-Krustyland!
Lisa: Omigod! In Paris?!
Krusty: Uh... yeah, sure. BUT, Euro-Krustyland is so small and quaint and self-contained it almost seems like you're on a carefully dressed soundstage!
Kamp Bart: That sounds cool! Thank you, Krusty!
Krusty: Don't mention it. Now, everyone take a Krusty chewable “vitamin” that'll make you sleep through the plane ride. And when you wake up, Voila, you'll be there!
Task: Reach Level 23 and Build Channel 6
Task: Make Kamp Bart Go to 'Euro-Krustyland'
Task: Make Milhouse Go to 'Euro-Krustyland'
Task: Make Lisa Go to 'Euro-Krustyland'
Task: Make Martin Go to 'Euro-Krustyland'
Time: 12h
Location: Channel 6
Kamp Bart: Wow, Euro-Krusty was so... intense.
Lisa: The colors were so vivid.
Milhouse: The food was sooo delicious.
Krusty: Yeah, now everyone take another “vitamin” and we'll fly you home and you'll wake up in the parking lot of Channel 6 where you will once again be your parents' problem.
A Hard Knock Morning
Otto starts
Otto: Whoah, how'd I end up here? My head is pounding, I feel sick to my stomach, and I don't remember a thing! That all seems normal.
Task: Make Otto Sleep It Off
Time: 12h
Location: School Bus
Hail To The Bus Driver
Otto starts
Lisa: Hey, Otto! Welcome back to Springfield.
Otto: Thanks, Lisa. I was talking to Skinner, and I can't get my old job back because the school bus is wrecked.
Lisa: So you think you can fix it?
Otto: I don't know, but I can definitely try over and over again!
Task: Make Otto Work on the Bus
Time: 1h
Location: School Bus
Otto: Whoa, did money just pop out? Eh, I'm probably just seeing things.
Crash
Otto starts
Otto: Hey, little dude, think I could crash in your garage again? I can't seem to find my house.
Bart: I don't know. Last time, my dad got angry about the place smelling like a rock concert. Why don't you sleep in your bus?
Otto: What do I look like? Some kind of bus sleeping... guy? I need a crib.
Bart: Don't sweat it, Otto Mann, I got an idea.
Task: Make Otto Squat in the Brown House
Time: 24h
Location: Brown House
The Axe
Otto starts
Bart: Hey Otto Mann, what's going on?
Otto: Not a whole lot, little dude. I'm bored out of my skull! There's nothing to do in this town!
Bart: What about your guitar?
Otto: Oh yeah, I left it in the bus. Thanks, little dude.
Task: Make Otto Jam on the Guitar
Time: 4h
Location: School Bus
The Broken Axe
Otto starts
Otto: Oh no, I broke my strings. Maybe I can hallucinate money popping out again and buy some new ones.
Task: Make Otto Get Guitar Restrung
Time: 8h
Location: King Toot's
The Rockstar
Otto starts
Otto: Hey Bart dude!
Bart: Hey Otto, what have you been up to?
Otto: Check out these sweet new strings.
Task: Make Otto Jam on the Guitar
Time: 4h
Location: School Bus
Otto: I can lay around all day, play guitar, and still get money. I love this new Springfield!
The Magic Schoolbus
Uter starts
Uter: I cannot wait to see all my school friends again.
Uter: I am sure they will be happy to see me again, too.
Task: Make Uter Sit Alone on the Bus
Time: 4h
Location: School Bus
Otto: Whoa, little dude, I didn't even notice you sitting there.
Uter: You've been sitting on me for half an hour.
Otto: I thought you were a bean bag chair. I guess I solved the mystery of the screaming bean bag chair.
Uter: Oh wise bus driver, I feel so alone. My only friends are the ones I eat.
Otto: Whoa, dude, never eat your friends. If they're anything like Dave, they'll get super mad.
