10 years ago
Halloween of Horror Tie-In ***WALKTHROUGH***
Scream Depot Pt. 1
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Marge: Can we stop by the Kwik-E-Mart? I need to pick up a few things.
Homer: Do we have to? I want to get home to the TV.
Lisa: Look at the crowd to get in to the Kwik-E-Mart.
Homer: Crowd? I wanna get in. Me first!
Lisa: What are you going to buy?
Homer: I don't know. Me! Me! Me first!
Task: Make Homer Trample Customers
Time: 2h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Task: Make Customers Get Trampled
Time: 2h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Excluded Characters: Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, Apu
Apu: Stop this trampling!
Apu: Who knew people would physically attack each other to buy plastic jack-o-lanterns and glitter fake eye-lashes.
Apu: I love the idiocy of America!
Scream Depot Pt. 2
Apu starts
Manjula: Apu, this line is too long! Some people gave up and went home before they were properly gouged!
Manjula: This is too much work for one man.
Apu: I know but this country does not allow child labor. Even if you have eight of them!
Manjula: True. But you can still hire sullen teenagers.
Apu: Oh, goody.
Task: Make Apu Interview Applicants
Time: 4h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Apu: Now before we start this interview, I have to ask -- how familiar are you with the labor laws of this country?
Squeaky Voice Teen: You mean like minimum wage and stuff?
Apu: What are you, some kind of lawyer?! Get out! I know when I'm being set up!
Scream Depot Pt. 3
Apu starts
Apu: Manjula, the teenagers in this town insist on being paid the same as an actual person.
Apu: Maybe I should pay a living wage for a dependable, quality employee.
Manjula:
Apu: Just kidding!
Manjula: Oh, you scared me! I thought you were having a stroke!
Apu: I'll hire some sketchy transients for next to nothing.
Task: Make Apu Hire Sketchy Transients
Time: 3h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Manjula: Apu, the skuzzy weirdoes you hired are living in the alley behind the Kwik-E-Mart.
Apu: Perfect! They won't be late and they'll eat the rats.
Scream Depot Pt. 4
Homer starts
Homer: Apu, what is your clingiest brand of fake cobweb?
Apu: Ever-web -- it can never be completely taken down. You will be picking fake cobwebs out of your hedge for years to come.
Homer: I want to make sure I have enough. Do you have a hundred packages?
Apu: I can order you a hundred packages.
Homer: I need a hundred packages of a bunch of things. Us Springfielders always say, When it comes to Halloween More is more.
Apu: Are my eyes dollar-signs? I feel like my eyes just turned into dollar-signs
Task: Make Apu Order In Bulk from China
Time: 8h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Manjula: Apu! What are these giant boxes doing in the children's bedroom?
Manjula: And where are the children?
Apu: I needed a stockroom. I moved the Octuplets into the kitchen. It will build character to learn to live together in the space under the table.
Scream Depot Pt. 5
Apu starts
Manjula: Apu, your Halloween side-business has outgrown the Kwik-E-Mart.
Manjula: The Recliner Barn went out of business you could rent that space for a month and open a pop-up Halloween store.
Apu: What a brilliant idea! But it will be a lot of work running two stores
Manjula: You could watch the Octuplets and I could run the two stores. It would be a nice break for me!
Apu: No, no, I'll do it. My stores need their daddy.
Task: Build Official Halloween HQ
Time: 4h
Task: Make Apu Set Up the Halloween Display
Time: 8h
Location: Official Halloween HQ
System Message: Tune into this week's Simpsons to find out how things go for Apu and his temporary workers! Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!
Auto starts
Marge: Can we stop by the Kwik-E-Mart? I need to pick up a few things.
Homer: Do we have to? I want to get home to the TV.
Lisa: Look at the crowd to get in to the Kwik-E-Mart.
Homer: Crowd? I wanna get in. Me first!
Lisa: What are you going to buy?
Homer: I don't know. Me! Me! Me first!
Task: Make Homer Trample Customers
Time: 2h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Task: Make Customers Get Trampled
Time: 2h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Excluded Characters: Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, Apu
Apu: Stop this trampling!
Apu: Who knew people would physically attack each other to buy plastic jack-o-lanterns and glitter fake eye-lashes.
Apu: I love the idiocy of America!
Scream Depot Pt. 2
Apu starts
Manjula: Apu, this line is too long! Some people gave up and went home before they were properly gouged!
Manjula: This is too much work for one man.
Apu: I know but this country does not allow child labor. Even if you have eight of them!
Manjula: True. But you can still hire sullen teenagers.
Apu: Oh, goody.
Task: Make Apu Interview Applicants
Time: 4h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Apu: Now before we start this interview, I have to ask -- how familiar are you with the labor laws of this country?
Squeaky Voice Teen: You mean like minimum wage and stuff?
Apu: What are you, some kind of lawyer?! Get out! I know when I'm being set up!
Scream Depot Pt. 3
Apu starts
Apu: Manjula, the teenagers in this town insist on being paid the same as an actual person.
Apu: Maybe I should pay a living wage for a dependable, quality employee.
Manjula:
Apu: Just kidding!
Manjula: Oh, you scared me! I thought you were having a stroke!
Apu: I'll hire some sketchy transients for next to nothing.
Task: Make Apu Hire Sketchy Transients
Time: 3h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Manjula: Apu, the skuzzy weirdoes you hired are living in the alley behind the Kwik-E-Mart.
Apu: Perfect! They won't be late and they'll eat the rats.
Scream Depot Pt. 4
Homer starts
Homer: Apu, what is your clingiest brand of fake cobweb?
Apu: Ever-web -- it can never be completely taken down. You will be picking fake cobwebs out of your hedge for years to come.
Homer: I want to make sure I have enough. Do you have a hundred packages?
Apu: I can order you a hundred packages.
Homer: I need a hundred packages of a bunch of things. Us Springfielders always say, When it comes to Halloween More is more.
Apu: Are my eyes dollar-signs? I feel like my eyes just turned into dollar-signs
Task: Make Apu Order In Bulk from China
Time: 8h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Manjula: Apu! What are these giant boxes doing in the children's bedroom?
Manjula: And where are the children?
Apu: I needed a stockroom. I moved the Octuplets into the kitchen. It will build character to learn to live together in the space under the table.
Scream Depot Pt. 5
Apu starts
Manjula: Apu, your Halloween side-business has outgrown the Kwik-E-Mart.
Manjula: The Recliner Barn went out of business you could rent that space for a month and open a pop-up Halloween store.
Apu: What a brilliant idea! But it will be a lot of work running two stores
Manjula: You could watch the Octuplets and I could run the two stores. It would be a nice break for me!
Apu: No, no, I'll do it. My stores need their daddy.
Task: Build Official Halloween HQ
Time: 4h
Task: Make Apu Set Up the Halloween Display
Time: 8h
Location: Official Halloween HQ
System Message: Tune into this week's Simpsons to find out how things go for Apu and his temporary workers! Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!