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10 years ago
Rolling in It
Requires Level 25 and Executive Lackey Pt. 8 complete.
Mr. Burns starts
Smithers: What's wrong, sir? You've hardly touched your Dodo egg. And instead of saying Excellent, you keep muttering Above Average.
Mr. Burns: Have I? I'm sorry -- I've just felt so bored lately.
Mr. Burns: It's been so long since I've had a real challenge, or even a worthy nemesis. A Roosevelt or a Carnegie or any of the Temples. Shirley or Grandin.
Smithers: I can't stand to see you this way, sir. I know what might cheer you up -- we could give away scholarships to orphans for made-up colleges.
Mr. Burns: We did that last week, and it backfired. Who knew there was a Bard College?
Smithers: We could unfreeze Walt Disney and show him the state of animation now.
Mr. Burns: No, he turned to goo when the power went out last week.
Smithers: Maybe you'd like to fire an employee for no reason? That always seems to cheer you up.
Mr. Burns: You there! Do you work for me? Say yes and I'll fire you. Say no and I'll have security throw you off the premises.
Homer: Woohoo half-day!
Mr. Burns: That wasn't satisfying at all!
Mr. Burns: Perhaps I can get some ideas from my fellow 1% of the 1%...
Task: Make Homer Enjoy His "Day Off"
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson Home
Task: Make Mr. Burns Peruse the Latest Issue of 'Snobby Hobbies'
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building
Mr. Burns: Private jets? Super PACs? Ski chalets? Blood diamonds?
Mr. Burns: Bah! I'd rather throw my money away than waste it on such frivolities.
Mr. Burns: That's it!
Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 1
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Lisa: Mr. Burns, I believe I've got the perfect project to spend your money on.
Mr. Burns: Oh, too late, little girl I've already found a project of my own.
Mr. Burns: Do you know those science fair projects where children build a paper-mache volcano?
Lisa: You're investing in children's science fairs?
Mr. Burns: Let me start again. You know that song that goes "Ain't No Mountain High Enough...?
Lisa: Environmental activism? A center for the performing arts?
Mr. Burns: I'm building a mountain out of money. Maybe I should have just come out and said it from the start.
Lisa: So instead of using your vast wealth to improve society or invest in our future, you're just going to pile it?
Mr. Burns: Now you've got it! And I was worried you wouldn't understand.
Task: Make Lisa Sulk
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson Home
Task: Build Money Mountain
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Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 2
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Mr. Burns: Hmm, this is a little disappointing. Truth be told, my mountain looks more like a mole hill.
Smithers: Excellent wordplay, sir.
Mr. Burns: Don't be a yes man, Smithers. I don't need another yes man on the payroll. Do you understand?
Smithers: no?
Mr. Burns: Imbecile! I need to figure out what my mountain of money is missing.
Mr. Burns: Ah, of course. The money!
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 10,000 Money
Location: Money Mountain
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Jobs to Spend Money on the Money Mountain
Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 3
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Mr. Burns: Bah! Look at that pitiful piling! Calling that a mountain is like calling any music made after 1790 music.
Smithers: Well, the manual indicates that there are eleven levels of upgrades available for your money mountain.
Smithers: Coming in at a staggering-to-most-but-not-to-you-sir total cost of $5,500,000.
Lisa: $5,500,000?! Just think of all the poor people you could feed with that money!
Mr. Burns: Little girl, you could have a career in comedy. Assuming you grow up to be a man and Jewish.
Mr. Burns: Also, I'm one of the richest men in the world. Why is a little girl always in my office?
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 15,000 Money
Location: Money Mountain
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Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 4
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Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman, reporting live from what many have dubbed Mount Money, others Mt. Money.
Kent Brockman: Which I'm now being told is an abbreviation for the word mountain. More on that at 11.
Mr. Burns: Are we actually live?
Kent Brockman: No, that's just something reporters say. Although I wouldn't take my word for it. I'm a pretty shoddy reporter.
Kent Brockman: I've just been told that we are indeed live. So, Mr. Burns, why pile money?
Mr. Burns: Why not?
Kent Brockman: Asked and answered. Did you ever consider doing something else with your money, like investing in real estate?
Mr. Burns: I figured I would cut out the middleman. Why use money to buy real estate when money can be real estate?
Kent Brockman: Makes sense to this reporter.
Mr. Burns: If you'll excuse me, it's time to contribute the contents of my piggy bank to this noble endeavor.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 25,000 Money
Location: Money Mountain
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Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 5
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Wolfcastle: Mr. Burns, I vould like to secure ze film rights to your money mountain.
Mr. Burns: Intriguing. I've never been one to trust the followers of Edison but I hear moving pictures are an up and coming industry.
Mr. Burns: What would this talkie be called?
Wolfcastle: This Mountain Is Made of Money and I Have a Gun.
Wolfcastle: It's a prequel to This Ocean Is Made of Quarters and I Have a Harpoon Gun.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 50,000 Money
Location: Money Mountain
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Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 6
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Quimby: Mr. Burns, I just learned of your, er, unique construction project. And I'm here to collect the city's landmark fee.
Mr. Burns: My money mountain is its own jurisdiction. It even has its own zip code -- $$$$$.
Quimby: In that case, there is an out-of-jurisdiction landmark fee. To be paid to the nearest jurisdiction that has no legal authority to collect fees from your landmark.
Mr. Burns: How do you sleep at night?
Quimby: Same way you do, on a pile of money.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 100,000 Money
Location: Money Mountain
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Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 7
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Homer: I'm sorry to bother you Mr. Burns, but I can't but help notice all the money you've added to the money mountain.
Mr. Burns: It's starting to look quite majestic, isn't it?
Homer: Yes, but the thing is... it's been quite a while since I got a raise. Three years ago to be exact.
Homer: I know because it was the day before that giant meltdown I caused. I mean did not prevent.
Homer: Well, I ... er... was hoping maybe I could maybe have one now?
Mr. Burns: Do I look like I'm made of money?!
Homer: No. But that money mountain of yours is. Maybe I could just take a few spare bills from the money eagle's nest?
Mr. Burns: If I let you do that, where would I point to when making a joke about nest eggs?
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 300,000 Money
Location: Money Mountain
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Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 8
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Rev. Lovejoy: Mr. Burns, I've come here to humbly request you tear down this false idol before you invoke the wrath of an angry, righteous God.
Mr. Burns: Not even your puny God can stop me! This mountain will block out the sun!
Mr. Burns: That sounds strangely familiar.
Rev. Lovejoy: I know a story of another soaring tribute to man's hubris. One that God tore asunder.
Rev. Lovejoy: The Shelbyville Aquarium. Mankind was never meant to walk below water.
Rev. Lovejoy: Just walk through it while parted, and maybe walk on it.
Mr. Burns: Well I have something every aquarium in this nation lacks -- MONEY!
Rev. Lovejoy: Perhaps you could donate just a little of it to the church. It'd be nice to replace those hymnals with something a little less pro-apartheid.
Mr. Burns: I think instead I'll just build a church of my own on top of Mt. Money. A wealthier church that worships at the altar of Monty Burns!
Rev. Lovejoy: In that case... are you looking for a minister? I come with or without a family.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 500,000 Money
Location: Money Mountain
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Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 9
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Mr. Burns: Smithers, hand me another sack with a dollar sign on it. This mountain's still not tall enough.
Smithers: Sir, we're running dangerously low. On both sacks and the money within them.
Mr. Burns: I suppose I can launder the sacks, but the money is a more serious problem.
Smithers: Mt. Money has pushed you into the red.
Smithers: The power plant is in shambles, and the employees haven't been paid in weeks!
Mr. Burns: We were paying them?!
Smithers: Rolling blackouts are affecting the whole town. Your hoarding of currency has sent the stock market into a tailspin.
Smithers: And no one's been home to feed your chinchilla for weeks!
Mr. Burns: We were feeding him?!
Smithers: Sir, you're becoming obsessed.
Mr. Burns: Was Howard Hughes obsessed? Was Ahab obsessed? Was John Hinckley obsessed?
Smithers: yes?
Mr. Burns: What did I tell you about being a yes man? Get out of my sight!
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 750,000 Money
Location: Money Mountain
Task: Make Smithers Wander Aimlessly
Time: 24h
Location: Control Building
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Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 10
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Lisa: Mr. Burns, you've got to stop. Not just for the town, but for yourself.
Mr. Burns: How can I stop when I'm so close!?!
Lisa: Have you heard the story of Icarus?
Mr. Burns: No, but I'll pay you 20 bucks to not tell it to me.
Lisa: Deal.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 1,250,000 Money
Location: Money Mountain
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Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 11
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Krusty: Hey hey! This mountain has more dead presidents on it than Mt. Rushmore!
Krusty: What you need is a living celebrity's face on it to make it stand out. May I humbly suggest my own?
Snake: I'm conducting a neighborhood survey. What hours of the night would you say you sleep the heaviest?
Hans Moleman: This doesn't look like the hospital. Can you fix my blood?
Mr. Burns: Stop, stop, all of you stop! I refuse to be distracted when I'm so close! One last dump truck of money is all I need!
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 2,500,000 Money
Location: Money Mountain
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Mr. Moneybags Pt. 1
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Ah, my mountain is finally finished. Take that, Crazy Horse Memorial!
Mr. Burns: Smithers, did you come back to grovel?
Smithers: Absolutely, sir. Would you prefer on my knees or on my belly?
Mr. Burns: Is there any option that's even lower?
Smithers: I could dig a hole and grovel in IT?
Mr. Burns: Excellent!
Smithers: Now that you've finished Mt. Money, would you like me to invite the town so they can bask in its glory, and you can bask in their jealousy?
Mr. Burns: No, Smithers. All these people bothering me on my mountain...
Mr. Burns: Please don't build it. Please give me money. Please stop throwing rocks at my son. I'm sick of them.
Mr. Burns: Instead Monty Moneybags wishes to explore his mountain alone.
Mr. Burns: I'm Monty Moneybags, in case you didn't follow.
Smithers: Perhaps I should come with you, sir. If you find yourself in distress, you can eat me.
System Message: You'll find the Monty Moneybags outfit in your inventory!
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Task: Make Monty Moneybags Mount the Money Mountain
Time: 24h
Location: Money Mountain
Mr. Moneybags Pt. 2
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: A glorious hike! It's even more majestic than I imagined.
Smithers: Sir, this drinking water you brought has left me a little woozy.
Mr. Burns: Drinking water? What kind of third world peasant do you mistake me for?
Mr. Burns: That's 100 proof Russian vodka distilled by Putin himself.
Smithers: But I've drunk *hic* nearly the entire bottle!
Mr. Burns: You simpleton! How could you not realize it was vodka?
Smithers: You made me plug my *hic* nose so I wouldn't smell the air of wealth.
Mr. Burns: Well I can't have you drunkenly embarrassing me in front of my mountain. Go walk it off!
Mr. Burns: And leave the bottle.
Task: Make Monty Moneybags Celebrate Atop the Mountain
Time: 4h
Location: Money Mountain
Task: Make Smithers Become a Hideous Drunken Wreck
Time: 12h
Location: Homes
Mr. Moneybags Pt. 3
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: This is truly a monument fit for a king. Or our American equivalent of a king: a ridiculously rich businessman.
Mr. Burns: Now to frolic in these piles of money like the villainous Von Trapp family...
Mr. Burns: ...before they ran out on a much-anticipated concert that some of us spent weeks camping out for tickets to.
Task: Make Monty Moneybags Frolic in Currency
Time: 12h
Location: Money Mountain
Mr. Burns: If it wasn't for my crippling joint pain, worldly cynicism, and titanium hip, I'd feel like a kid again.
Mr. Moneybags Pt. 4
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: There's an entrance to the Caverns of Cash!
Mr. Burns: I nearly forgot I put that here.
Mr. Burns: I wonder if there's anything valuable inside. Other than, obviously, the walls and floors and ceiling of cash.
Task: Make Monty Moneybags Explore the Caverns of Cash
Time: 1h
Location: Money Mountain
Requires Level 25 and Executive Lackey Pt. 8 complete.
Mr. Burns starts
Smithers: What's wrong, sir? You've hardly touched your Dodo egg. And instead of saying Excellent, you keep muttering Above Average.
Mr. Burns: Have I? I'm sorry -- I've just felt so bored lately.
Mr. Burns: It's been so long since I've had a real challenge, or even a worthy nemesis. A Roosevelt or a Carnegie or any of the Temples. Shirley or Grandin.
Smithers: I can't stand to see you this way, sir. I know what might cheer you up -- we could give away scholarships to orphans for made-up colleges.
Mr. Burns: We did that last week, and it backfired. Who knew there was a Bard College?
Smithers: We could unfreeze Walt Disney and show him the state of animation now.
Mr. Burns: No, he turned to goo when the power went out last week.
Smithers: Maybe you'd like to fire an employee for no reason? That always seems to cheer you up.
Mr. Burns: You there! Do you work for me? Say yes and I'll fire you. Say no and I'll have security throw you off the premises.
Homer: Woohoo half-day!
Mr. Burns: That wasn't satisfying at all!
Mr. Burns: Perhaps I can get some ideas from my fellow 1% of the 1%...
Task: Make Homer Enjoy His "Day Off"
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson Home
Task: Make Mr. Burns Peruse the Latest Issue of 'Snobby Hobbies'
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building
Mr. Burns: Private jets? Super PACs? Ski chalets? Blood diamonds?
Mr. Burns: Bah! I'd rather throw my money away than waste it on such frivolities.
Mr. Burns: That's it!
Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 1
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Lisa: Mr. Burns, I believe I've got the perfect project to spend your money on.
Mr. Burns: Oh, too late, little girl I've already found a project of my own.
Mr. Burns: Do you know those science fair projects where children build a paper-mache volcano?
Lisa: You're investing in children's science fairs?
Mr. Burns: Let me start again. You know that song that goes "Ain't No Mountain High Enough...?
Lisa: Environmental activism? A center for the performing arts?
Mr. Burns: I'm building a mountain out of money. Maybe I should have just come out and said it from the start.
Lisa: So instead of using your vast wealth to improve society or invest in our future, you're just going to pile it?
Mr. Burns: Now you've got it! And I was worried you wouldn't understand.
Task: Make Lisa Sulk
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson Home
Task: Build Money Mountain
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Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 2
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Mr. Burns: Hmm, this is a little disappointing. Truth be told, my mountain looks more like a mole hill.
Smithers: Excellent wordplay, sir.
Mr. Burns: Don't be a yes man, Smithers. I don't need another yes man on the payroll. Do you understand?
Smithers: no?
Mr. Burns: Imbecile! I need to figure out what my mountain of money is missing.
Mr. Burns: Ah, of course. The money!
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 10,000 Money
Location: Money Mountain
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Jobs to Spend Money on the Money Mountain
Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 3
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Mr. Burns: Bah! Look at that pitiful piling! Calling that a mountain is like calling any music made after 1790 music.
Smithers: Well, the manual indicates that there are eleven levels of upgrades available for your money mountain.
Smithers: Coming in at a staggering-to-most-but-not-to-you-sir total cost of $5,500,000.
Lisa: $5,500,000?! Just think of all the poor people you could feed with that money!
Mr. Burns: Little girl, you could have a career in comedy. Assuming you grow up to be a man and Jewish.
Mr. Burns: Also, I'm one of the richest men in the world. Why is a little girl always in my office?
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 15,000 Money
Location: Money Mountain
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Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 4
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Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman, reporting live from what many have dubbed Mount Money, others Mt. Money.
Kent Brockman: Which I'm now being told is an abbreviation for the word mountain. More on that at 11.
Mr. Burns: Are we actually live?
Kent Brockman: No, that's just something reporters say. Although I wouldn't take my word for it. I'm a pretty shoddy reporter.
Kent Brockman: I've just been told that we are indeed live. So, Mr. Burns, why pile money?
Mr. Burns: Why not?
Kent Brockman: Asked and answered. Did you ever consider doing something else with your money, like investing in real estate?
Mr. Burns: I figured I would cut out the middleman. Why use money to buy real estate when money can be real estate?
Kent Brockman: Makes sense to this reporter.
Mr. Burns: If you'll excuse me, it's time to contribute the contents of my piggy bank to this noble endeavor.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 25,000 Money
Location: Money Mountain
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Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 5
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Wolfcastle: Mr. Burns, I vould like to secure ze film rights to your money mountain.
Mr. Burns: Intriguing. I've never been one to trust the followers of Edison but I hear moving pictures are an up and coming industry.
Mr. Burns: What would this talkie be called?
Wolfcastle: This Mountain Is Made of Money and I Have a Gun.
Wolfcastle: It's a prequel to This Ocean Is Made of Quarters and I Have a Harpoon Gun.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 50,000 Money
Location: Money Mountain
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Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 6
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Quimby: Mr. Burns, I just learned of your, er, unique construction project. And I'm here to collect the city's landmark fee.
Mr. Burns: My money mountain is its own jurisdiction. It even has its own zip code -- $$$$$.
Quimby: In that case, there is an out-of-jurisdiction landmark fee. To be paid to the nearest jurisdiction that has no legal authority to collect fees from your landmark.
Mr. Burns: How do you sleep at night?
Quimby: Same way you do, on a pile of money.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 100,000 Money
Location: Money Mountain
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Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 7
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Homer: I'm sorry to bother you Mr. Burns, but I can't but help notice all the money you've added to the money mountain.
Mr. Burns: It's starting to look quite majestic, isn't it?
Homer: Yes, but the thing is... it's been quite a while since I got a raise. Three years ago to be exact.
Homer: I know because it was the day before that giant meltdown I caused. I mean did not prevent.
Homer: Well, I ... er... was hoping maybe I could maybe have one now?
Mr. Burns: Do I look like I'm made of money?!
Homer: No. But that money mountain of yours is. Maybe I could just take a few spare bills from the money eagle's nest?
Mr. Burns: If I let you do that, where would I point to when making a joke about nest eggs?
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 300,000 Money
Location: Money Mountain
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Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 8
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Rev. Lovejoy: Mr. Burns, I've come here to humbly request you tear down this false idol before you invoke the wrath of an angry, righteous God.
Mr. Burns: Not even your puny God can stop me! This mountain will block out the sun!
Mr. Burns: That sounds strangely familiar.
Rev. Lovejoy: I know a story of another soaring tribute to man's hubris. One that God tore asunder.
Rev. Lovejoy: The Shelbyville Aquarium. Mankind was never meant to walk below water.
Rev. Lovejoy: Just walk through it while parted, and maybe walk on it.
Mr. Burns: Well I have something every aquarium in this nation lacks -- MONEY!
Rev. Lovejoy: Perhaps you could donate just a little of it to the church. It'd be nice to replace those hymnals with something a little less pro-apartheid.
Mr. Burns: I think instead I'll just build a church of my own on top of Mt. Money. A wealthier church that worships at the altar of Monty Burns!
Rev. Lovejoy: In that case... are you looking for a minister? I come with or without a family.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 500,000 Money
Location: Money Mountain
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Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 9
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Mr. Burns: Smithers, hand me another sack with a dollar sign on it. This mountain's still not tall enough.
Smithers: Sir, we're running dangerously low. On both sacks and the money within them.
Mr. Burns: I suppose I can launder the sacks, but the money is a more serious problem.
Smithers: Mt. Money has pushed you into the red.
Smithers: The power plant is in shambles, and the employees haven't been paid in weeks!
Mr. Burns: We were paying them?!
Smithers: Rolling blackouts are affecting the whole town. Your hoarding of currency has sent the stock market into a tailspin.
Smithers: And no one's been home to feed your chinchilla for weeks!
Mr. Burns: We were feeding him?!
Smithers: Sir, you're becoming obsessed.
Mr. Burns: Was Howard Hughes obsessed? Was Ahab obsessed? Was John Hinckley obsessed?
Smithers: yes?
Mr. Burns: What did I tell you about being a yes man? Get out of my sight!
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 750,000 Money
Location: Money Mountain
Task: Make Smithers Wander Aimlessly
Time: 24h
Location: Control Building
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Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 10
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Lisa: Mr. Burns, you've got to stop. Not just for the town, but for yourself.
Mr. Burns: How can I stop when I'm so close!?!
Lisa: Have you heard the story of Icarus?
Mr. Burns: No, but I'll pay you 20 bucks to not tell it to me.
Lisa: Deal.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 1,250,000 Money
Location: Money Mountain
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Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 11
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Krusty: Hey hey! This mountain has more dead presidents on it than Mt. Rushmore!
Krusty: What you need is a living celebrity's face on it to make it stand out. May I humbly suggest my own?
Snake: I'm conducting a neighborhood survey. What hours of the night would you say you sleep the heaviest?
Hans Moleman: This doesn't look like the hospital. Can you fix my blood?
Mr. Burns: Stop, stop, all of you stop! I refuse to be distracted when I'm so close! One last dump truck of money is all I need!
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 2,500,000 Money
Location: Money Mountain
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Mr. Moneybags Pt. 1
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Ah, my mountain is finally finished. Take that, Crazy Horse Memorial!
Mr. Burns: Smithers, did you come back to grovel?
Smithers: Absolutely, sir. Would you prefer on my knees or on my belly?
Mr. Burns: Is there any option that's even lower?
Smithers: I could dig a hole and grovel in IT?
Mr. Burns: Excellent!
Smithers: Now that you've finished Mt. Money, would you like me to invite the town so they can bask in its glory, and you can bask in their jealousy?
Mr. Burns: No, Smithers. All these people bothering me on my mountain...
Mr. Burns: Please don't build it. Please give me money. Please stop throwing rocks at my son. I'm sick of them.
Mr. Burns: Instead Monty Moneybags wishes to explore his mountain alone.
Mr. Burns: I'm Monty Moneybags, in case you didn't follow.
Smithers: Perhaps I should come with you, sir. If you find yourself in distress, you can eat me.
System Message: You'll find the Monty Moneybags outfit in your inventory!
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Task: Make Monty Moneybags Mount the Money Mountain
Time: 24h
Location: Money Mountain
Mr. Moneybags Pt. 2
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: A glorious hike! It's even more majestic than I imagined.
Smithers: Sir, this drinking water you brought has left me a little woozy.
Mr. Burns: Drinking water? What kind of third world peasant do you mistake me for?
Mr. Burns: That's 100 proof Russian vodka distilled by Putin himself.
Smithers: But I've drunk *hic* nearly the entire bottle!
Mr. Burns: You simpleton! How could you not realize it was vodka?
Smithers: You made me plug my *hic* nose so I wouldn't smell the air of wealth.
Mr. Burns: Well I can't have you drunkenly embarrassing me in front of my mountain. Go walk it off!
Mr. Burns: And leave the bottle.
Task: Make Monty Moneybags Celebrate Atop the Mountain
Time: 4h
Location: Money Mountain
Task: Make Smithers Become a Hideous Drunken Wreck
Time: 12h
Location: Homes
Mr. Moneybags Pt. 3
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: This is truly a monument fit for a king. Or our American equivalent of a king: a ridiculously rich businessman.
Mr. Burns: Now to frolic in these piles of money like the villainous Von Trapp family...
Mr. Burns: ...before they ran out on a much-anticipated concert that some of us spent weeks camping out for tickets to.
Task: Make Monty Moneybags Frolic in Currency
Time: 12h
Location: Money Mountain
Mr. Burns: If it wasn't for my crippling joint pain, worldly cynicism, and titanium hip, I'd feel like a kid again.
Mr. Moneybags Pt. 4
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: There's an entrance to the Caverns of Cash!
Mr. Burns: I nearly forgot I put that here.
Mr. Burns: I wonder if there's anything valuable inside. Other than, obviously, the walls and floors and ceiling of cash.
Task: Make Monty Moneybags Explore the Caverns of Cash
Time: 1h
Location: Money Mountain
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