Level 56 ***WALKTHROUGH***
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A Drop in the Bucket
Bart starts
Bart: Hey Lis, what do you think would happen if I built a huge, unsupervised swimming pool?
Lisa: I think a lot of people would get hurt trying to use it.
Bart: Yeah, that's what I was thinking! It would attract all kinds of cool daredevils!
Lisa: That's not what I said at all! Are you even listening to me?
Bart: No problem. I'll let you know when the first show starts!
Task: Build Danger Pool
Task: Make Bart Hand Out Flyers to Daredevils Count: 1x
Time: 4h
Location: Shops
Stunt Force Trauma Pt. 1
Lance Murdock starts
Lance Murdock: The flyer I used as a blanket last night says you folks have a daredevil-grade Danger Pool in this town.
Moe: We got daredevil-grade everythings around here. You ever fight off a bunch of acid-spewin' tentacles?
Lance Murdock: No, not really.
Moe: Then you'll probably wanna stay out of the can in my bar.
Lance Murdock: The Internet, has so many death-defying stunts at the click of a button. I guess an old-time daredevil like me is just background noise.
Lance Murdock: Maybe if I sit here long enough feeling sorry for myself, I'll inadvertently imagine a stunt so shocking it would win people back.
Moe: I hear ya.
Task: Make Lance Murdock Imagine a Shocking Stunt
Time: 4h
Location: White House
Stunt Force Trauma Pt. 2
Lance Murdock starts
Lance Murdock: I've been sitting here so long I missed the birth of two grandkids, but I still can't imagine a shocking enough stunt!
Lance Murdock: Maybe I need inspiration. I should visit some of the most dangerous places in Springfield!
Task: Make Lance Murdock Tour the Nuclear Plant
Time: 1h
Location: Control Building
Task: Make Lance Murdock Tour Springfield Penitentiary
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
Task: Make Lance Murdock Tour the Brown House
Time: 1h
Location: Brown House
Stunt Force Trauma Pt. 3
Lance Murdock starts
Lance Murdock: All those danger zones and still no ideas. I am one uninspired character.
Homer: Have you tried getting blackout drunk? Last time I did that I couldn't believe what I accomplished!
Lance Murdock: Did you write The Great American Novel or something?
Homer: No, I loaded the dishwasher! Except it was the clothes dryer. I'm still finding gravy boat chips in my underwear.
Lance Murdock: Hmm… I got married to three ex-wives and an ex-husband while blackout drunk. It sounds like a great idea!
Task: Make Lance Murdock Get Blackout Drunk
Time: 24h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Stunt Force Trauma Pt. 4
Lance Murdock starts
Lance Murdock: Ugh, my head! Why doesn't someone invent a cast for a broken brain?
Lance Murdock: Wait, I remember something… Yes, I had the most amazing idea for a new stunt!
Lance Murdock: But it's going to require a lot of "hard to find" items.
Moe: Welcome to Moe's black market! Tell your friends -- most of our business is referrals.
Lance Murdock: I've got a pretty long list, some of of it borderline illegal.
Moe: No worries. My business associates and I pride ourselves on tracking down anything, no matter which side of the legal borderline it's on.
Lance Murdock: Okay, first I'll need some aspirin. A lot of aspirin…
Moe: Aspirin? Where the hell am I supposed to find that?
System Message: Check out Truckasaurus for a limited time and learn the details of what happened when Lance Murdock blacked out!
Task: Make Moe Smuggle in Alligators
Time: 8h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Krusty Smuggle in Electric Eels
Time: 8h
Location: Krusty Burger
Task: Make Sea Captain Smuggle in Sharks
Time: 8h
Location: Houseboat
Task: Make Willie Wrestle Down a Lion
Time: 8h
Location: Willie's Shack
Stunt Force Trauma Pt. 5
Lance Murdock starts
Lance Murdock: Ladies and gentlemen! Prepare to be amazed by my most dangerous stunt ever!
Lance Murdock: In defiance of all common sense, I intend to jump over this pool, filled with nature's most dangerous animals!
Bart: I call B.S… Bad and Stupid! This is the exact same stunt you did in Springfield like, 25 years ago!
Lance Murdock: But this time, I'm broadcasting in real time over the internet… unmoderated, with comments enabled!
Bart: *gasps* Comments enabled? Are you mad?!
Task: Make Lance Murdock Perform a Dangerous Stunt
Time: 4h
Location: Danger Pool
Task: Make Springfielders Live-Stream Lance Murdock's Stunt
Time: 4h
Location: Java Server
Lance Murdock: Ouch... did it work? Did people like the stunt?
Bart: Most of them. A few got distracted by a particularly thrilling pop-up ad for home refinancing.
Lance Murdock: So It worked? I'm relevant again?
Bart: The parts of you that weren't bitten off, yes.
Bart: Successful daredevil stunts are old news, but everybody loves seeing some idiot get maimed online!
Lance Murdock: Thanks, son. This experience has reminded me of what's important in life.
Lance Murdock: And to think, I was THIS close to retiring from stunt work and going back to managing billion-dollar hedge funds.
System Message: You've been awarded Lance Murdock's "Perform a Dangerous Stunt" animated job!
Convention Retention
Skinner starts
Skinner: Now that Springfield finally has its own convention center, we won't need to open the doors of our school gym to weirdo fringe groups and costumed players.
Chalmers: It's “cosplayers”, you boob. And I assume you realize that the majority of the school's budget came from renting out the gym.
Skinner: No… I…did not.
Chalmers: Better get to work. It's going to take a lot of bake sales to make up the difference.
Task: Make Skinner Plan Two Hundred Bake Sales Count: 1x
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Bloodbath and Beyond
Auto starts
Cletus: Every American has the right to bear arms...
Cletus: ...and bear legs, and heads, and tails, and any other animal parts they can gun down!
Auto starts - Available till September 5th at 8am BST.
System Message: To thank you for your patience while we fixed this game, you've recieved 15 FREE DONUTS.
A Drop in the Bucket
Bart starts
Bart: Hey Lis, what do you think would happen if I built a huge, unsupervised swimming pool?
Lisa: I think a lot of people would get hurt trying to use it.
Bart: Yeah, that's what I was thinking! It would attract all kinds of cool daredevils!
Lisa: That's not what I said at all! Are you even listening to me?
Bart: No problem. I'll let you know when the first show starts!
Task: Build Danger Pool
Task: Make Bart Hand Out Flyers to Daredevils Count: 1x
Time: 4h
Location: Shops
Stunt Force Trauma Pt. 1
Lance Murdock starts
Lance Murdock: The flyer I used as a blanket last night says you folks have a daredevil-grade Danger Pool in this town.
Moe: We got daredevil-grade everythings around here. You ever fight off a bunch of acid-spewin' tentacles?
Lance Murdock: No, not really.
Moe: Then you'll probably wanna stay out of the can in my bar.
Lance Murdock: The Internet, has so many death-defying stunts at the click of a button. I guess an old-time daredevil like me is just background noise.
Lance Murdock: Maybe if I sit here long enough feeling sorry for myself, I'll inadvertently imagine a stunt so shocking it would win people back.
Moe: I hear ya.
Task: Make Lance Murdock Imagine a Shocking Stunt
Time: 4h
Location: White House
Stunt Force Trauma Pt. 2
Lance Murdock starts
Lance Murdock: I've been sitting here so long I missed the birth of two grandkids, but I still can't imagine a shocking enough stunt!
Lance Murdock: Maybe I need inspiration. I should visit some of the most dangerous places in Springfield!
Task: Make Lance Murdock Tour the Nuclear Plant
Time: 1h
Location: Control Building
Task: Make Lance Murdock Tour Springfield Penitentiary
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
Task: Make Lance Murdock Tour the Brown House
Time: 1h
Location: Brown House
Stunt Force Trauma Pt. 3
Lance Murdock starts
Lance Murdock: All those danger zones and still no ideas. I am one uninspired character.
Homer: Have you tried getting blackout drunk? Last time I did that I couldn't believe what I accomplished!
Lance Murdock: Did you write The Great American Novel or something?
Homer: No, I loaded the dishwasher! Except it was the clothes dryer. I'm still finding gravy boat chips in my underwear.
Lance Murdock: Hmm… I got married to three ex-wives and an ex-husband while blackout drunk. It sounds like a great idea!
Task: Make Lance Murdock Get Blackout Drunk
Time: 24h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Stunt Force Trauma Pt. 4
Lance Murdock starts
Lance Murdock: Ugh, my head! Why doesn't someone invent a cast for a broken brain?
Lance Murdock: Wait, I remember something… Yes, I had the most amazing idea for a new stunt!
Lance Murdock: But it's going to require a lot of "hard to find" items.
Moe: Welcome to Moe's black market! Tell your friends -- most of our business is referrals.
Lance Murdock: I've got a pretty long list, some of of it borderline illegal.
Moe: No worries. My business associates and I pride ourselves on tracking down anything, no matter which side of the legal borderline it's on.
Lance Murdock: Okay, first I'll need some aspirin. A lot of aspirin…
Moe: Aspirin? Where the hell am I supposed to find that?
System Message: Check out Truckasaurus for a limited time and learn the details of what happened when Lance Murdock blacked out!
Task: Make Moe Smuggle in Alligators
Time: 8h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Krusty Smuggle in Electric Eels
Time: 8h
Location: Krusty Burger
Task: Make Sea Captain Smuggle in Sharks
Time: 8h
Location: Houseboat
Task: Make Willie Wrestle Down a Lion
Time: 8h
Location: Willie's Shack
Stunt Force Trauma Pt. 5
Lance Murdock starts
Lance Murdock: Ladies and gentlemen! Prepare to be amazed by my most dangerous stunt ever!
Lance Murdock: In defiance of all common sense, I intend to jump over this pool, filled with nature's most dangerous animals!
Bart: I call B.S… Bad and Stupid! This is the exact same stunt you did in Springfield like, 25 years ago!
Lance Murdock: But this time, I'm broadcasting in real time over the internet… unmoderated, with comments enabled!
Bart: *gasps* Comments enabled? Are you mad?!
Task: Make Lance Murdock Perform a Dangerous Stunt
Time: 4h
Location: Danger Pool
Task: Make Springfielders Live-Stream Lance Murdock's Stunt
Time: 4h
Location: Java Server
Lance Murdock: Ouch... did it work? Did people like the stunt?
Bart: Most of them. A few got distracted by a particularly thrilling pop-up ad for home refinancing.
Lance Murdock: So It worked? I'm relevant again?
Bart: The parts of you that weren't bitten off, yes.
Bart: Successful daredevil stunts are old news, but everybody loves seeing some idiot get maimed online!
Lance Murdock: Thanks, son. This experience has reminded me of what's important in life.
Lance Murdock: And to think, I was THIS close to retiring from stunt work and going back to managing billion-dollar hedge funds.
System Message: You've been awarded Lance Murdock's "Perform a Dangerous Stunt" animated job!
Convention Retention
Skinner starts
Skinner: Now that Springfield finally has its own convention center, we won't need to open the doors of our school gym to weirdo fringe groups and costumed players.
Chalmers: It's “cosplayers”, you boob. And I assume you realize that the majority of the school's budget came from renting out the gym.
Skinner: No… I…did not.
Chalmers: Better get to work. It's going to take a lot of bake sales to make up the difference.
Task: Make Skinner Plan Two Hundred Bake Sales Count: 1x
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Bloodbath and Beyond
Auto starts
Cletus: Every American has the right to bear arms...
Cletus: ...and bear legs, and heads, and tails, and any other animal parts they can gun down!
