Love, Springfieldian Style: Lisa Live Walkthrough
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A Dance With Detention Pt. 1
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Bart: Why do I have to set up for the Valentine Dance as part of detention? Whatever happened to clapping erasers?
Marge: There aren’t chalkboards anymore. Everything’s on myPads.
Bart: Then can’t I clap myPads?
Marge: That’s what got you detention in the first place!
Lisa: But why do I have to go to the dance three hours early too? I didn't do anything.
Marge: It’s because Mommy doesn't want to take two trips.
Task: Make Lisa Show Up Unfashionably Early
Time: 6s
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Make Marge Drop Off Kids
Time: 6s
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Make Bart Serve Detention
Time: 6s
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Skinner: Bart, put these sealed Valentine cards on that table.
Bart: *groans*
Skinner: Usually an accountant from Price, Waterhouse, Cupid does it, but I fired him after he botched the La La Labor Day cards.
Snake: Is this detention drop-off? Jeremy said he needed to set up for a generic mid-February dance?
Skinner: He can start by sifting through the heart candies and throwing away all the lewd ones.
Snake: Heart candies? Lewdness? Is this a Valentine's dance?!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Dance With Detention Pt. 2
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Snake: I HATE Valentine's Day! It makes me so angry!
Bart: Why are you taking it so personally -- it’s just a fake holiday made up by card companies.
Snake: Exactly! They make promises they can’t keep!
Skinner: Oh no, he's going for the Valentine Cards!
Snake: No one come near me or the cards get it!
Snake: I’ve got child-safe scissors, and, being a grown-up, I’m not afraid to use them!
Task: Make Lisa Defuse the Situation
Time: 6s
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Lisa: Mr. Snake, what if we told some stories about love? And then maybe you could let the cards go?
Snake: Get real, little girl. A couple of stories aren’t going to change my mind.
Lisa: Okay. It was worth a shot.
Snake: ...well, I mean, you can still try. I’m not THAT cold-hearted!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Lisa Live Pt. 1
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Lisa: There once was a girl with high IQ...
Miss Hoover: Okay, students, today’s assignment is about geography.
Lisa: Yes!
Miss Hoover: ...which you’ll have to present in front of the class.
Lisa: Nooo!
Lisa: ...unfortunately, she was incredibly shy.
Lisa: The only place she felt comfortable sharing her feelings was online. Like, too comfortable.
Task: Make Lisa Overshare About the Project Online
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Make Youngsters Give Oral Reports
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Collect Poems
Miss Hoover: Everyone did such a great job on their oral assignments.
Miss Hoover: Except you, Lisa. You need to learn to open up more.
Lisa: But... but... I know all the information.
Miss Hoover: Too bad you didn’t say it in front of the class.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Lisa Live Pt. 2
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Lisa: I can’t believe I got the worst grade in the class. Even Ralph did better than me.
Lisa: Kinda weird, he pretty much said all the stuff I said in the livestream I put online.
Lisa: Wait a minute, every kid said things in their presentations that I said in my livestream...
Lisa: They’re all cheating off me! I should’ve realized it when Janey ended her report by saying she was “logging off”!
Task: Make Lisa Livestream Fake Facts
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Youngsters Give Presentations
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Collect Poems
Skinner: Lisa, you gave out a bunch of fake facts in your livestream and all the kids failed.
Lisa: Exactly! It proves kids were cheating off me.
Skinner: Perhaps. But it also proves that if you get your facts right, our students will do better on standardized tests.
Skinner: The school is getting you tutors!
Lisa: Uh... okay.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Lisa Live Pt. 3
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Lisa: I have some complaints about the tutoring here. My math lesson was just balancing the teacher’s checkbook.
Mr. Bergstrom: That doesn’t sound so bad.
Lisa: We spent most of the session trying to figure out what a “check” was. And then she made me forge her signature on a bunch.
Mr. Bergstrom: Hmm... sounds like you've learned a lot. I think you're ready to go back to school.
Task: Make Lisa Talk About Her Day Online
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Collect Poems
Skinner: So Lisa, are you feeling all caught up with math?
Lisa: I guess. We were running out of math lessons because the teacher ran out of money in her checking account.
Skinner: Great. Now off you go to your field trip at the planetarium.
Skinner: And don’t forget your cell phone!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Lisa Live Pt. 4
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Lisa: Why would Skinner want me to take my cellphone to the planetarium?
Lisa: Wait a minute! My vlogs are on the school’s website!
Lisa: Principal Skinner has been selling my videos as online educational tutorials?
Skinner: Well you can’t expect the teachers to teach this stuff. You saw how much they make!
Task: Make Lisa Boycott Making Videos
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Make Youngsters' Grades Suffer
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Collect Poems
Lisa: Skinner was using me!
Mr. Bergstrom: But you were TEACHING, Lisa! Listen to Ralph.
Ralph: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
Mr. Bergstrom: He was supposed to be learning history, and the math is all wrong... but still!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Lisa Live Pt. 5
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Lisa: You can't leave. You're the only teacher who inspires me.
Mr. Bergstrom: Let the knowledge inspire you, Lisa.
Lisa: That’s not very inspirational.
Mr. Bergstrom: Yeah, you’re right. How about a bunch of money?
Lisa: What?
Mr. Bergstrom: I blackmailed Skinner into giving you the profits from your videos.
Mr. Bergstrom: I caught him passing bad checks around town.
Task: Make Lisa Donate Her Profits to the Library
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Library, Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Make Youngsters Watch Lisa's Livestreams
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Collect Poems
Mr. Bergstrom: How’s the vlogging going, Lisa?
Lisa: Great! The videos are doing really well. The only bad part is the teachers keep asking me for loans.
Lisa: Anyway, what did you want to talk to me about, Mr. Bergstrom?
Mr. Bergstrom: *eyes darting* Uhhh, nothing...
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Lisa Live Outro
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Snake: Ah, that was, pretty lame.
Lisa: What are you talking about? That was all about the platonic love of education. It's like a meta-Valentine tale!
Skinner: No, Snake's right. That was pretty bad.
Task: Make Lisa Try to Explain Her Story
Time: 6s
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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A Dance With Detention Pt. 1
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Bart: Why do I have to set up for the Valentine Dance as part of detention? Whatever happened to clapping erasers?
Marge: There aren’t chalkboards anymore. Everything’s on myPads.
Bart: Then can’t I clap myPads?
Marge: That’s what got you detention in the first place!
Lisa: But why do I have to go to the dance three hours early too? I didn't do anything.
Marge: It’s because Mommy doesn't want to take two trips.
Task: Make Lisa Show Up Unfashionably Early
Time: 6s
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Make Marge Drop Off Kids
Time: 6s
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Make Bart Serve Detention
Time: 6s
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Skinner: Bart, put these sealed Valentine cards on that table.
Bart: *groans*
Skinner: Usually an accountant from Price, Waterhouse, Cupid does it, but I fired him after he botched the La La Labor Day cards.
Snake: Is this detention drop-off? Jeremy said he needed to set up for a generic mid-February dance?
Skinner: He can start by sifting through the heart candies and throwing away all the lewd ones.
Snake: Heart candies? Lewdness? Is this a Valentine's dance?!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Dance With Detention Pt. 2
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Snake: I HATE Valentine's Day! It makes me so angry!
Bart: Why are you taking it so personally -- it’s just a fake holiday made up by card companies.
Snake: Exactly! They make promises they can’t keep!
Skinner: Oh no, he's going for the Valentine Cards!
Snake: No one come near me or the cards get it!
Snake: I’ve got child-safe scissors, and, being a grown-up, I’m not afraid to use them!
Task: Make Lisa Defuse the Situation
Time: 6s
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Lisa: Mr. Snake, what if we told some stories about love? And then maybe you could let the cards go?
Snake: Get real, little girl. A couple of stories aren’t going to change my mind.
Lisa: Okay. It was worth a shot.
Snake: ...well, I mean, you can still try. I’m not THAT cold-hearted!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Lisa Live Pt. 1
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Lisa: There once was a girl with high IQ...
Miss Hoover: Okay, students, today’s assignment is about geography.
Lisa: Yes!
Miss Hoover: ...which you’ll have to present in front of the class.
Lisa: Nooo!
Lisa: ...unfortunately, she was incredibly shy.
Lisa: The only place she felt comfortable sharing her feelings was online. Like, too comfortable.
Task: Make Lisa Overshare About the Project Online
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Make Youngsters Give Oral Reports
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Collect Poems
Miss Hoover: Everyone did such a great job on their oral assignments.
Miss Hoover: Except you, Lisa. You need to learn to open up more.
Lisa: But... but... I know all the information.
Miss Hoover: Too bad you didn’t say it in front of the class.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Lisa Live Pt. 2
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Lisa: I can’t believe I got the worst grade in the class. Even Ralph did better than me.
Lisa: Kinda weird, he pretty much said all the stuff I said in the livestream I put online.
Lisa: Wait a minute, every kid said things in their presentations that I said in my livestream...
Lisa: They’re all cheating off me! I should’ve realized it when Janey ended her report by saying she was “logging off”!
Task: Make Lisa Livestream Fake Facts
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Youngsters Give Presentations
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Collect Poems
Skinner: Lisa, you gave out a bunch of fake facts in your livestream and all the kids failed.
Lisa: Exactly! It proves kids were cheating off me.
Skinner: Perhaps. But it also proves that if you get your facts right, our students will do better on standardized tests.
Skinner: The school is getting you tutors!
Lisa: Uh... okay.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Lisa Live Pt. 3
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Lisa: I have some complaints about the tutoring here. My math lesson was just balancing the teacher’s checkbook.
Mr. Bergstrom: That doesn’t sound so bad.
Lisa: We spent most of the session trying to figure out what a “check” was. And then she made me forge her signature on a bunch.
Mr. Bergstrom: Hmm... sounds like you've learned a lot. I think you're ready to go back to school.
Task: Make Lisa Talk About Her Day Online
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Collect Poems
Skinner: So Lisa, are you feeling all caught up with math?
Lisa: I guess. We were running out of math lessons because the teacher ran out of money in her checking account.
Skinner: Great. Now off you go to your field trip at the planetarium.
Skinner: And don’t forget your cell phone!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Lisa Live Pt. 4
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Lisa: Why would Skinner want me to take my cellphone to the planetarium?
Lisa: Wait a minute! My vlogs are on the school’s website!
Lisa: Principal Skinner has been selling my videos as online educational tutorials?
Skinner: Well you can’t expect the teachers to teach this stuff. You saw how much they make!
Task: Make Lisa Boycott Making Videos
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Make Youngsters' Grades Suffer
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Collect Poems
Lisa: Skinner was using me!
Mr. Bergstrom: But you were TEACHING, Lisa! Listen to Ralph.
Ralph: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
Mr. Bergstrom: He was supposed to be learning history, and the math is all wrong... but still!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Lisa Live Pt. 5
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Lisa: You can't leave. You're the only teacher who inspires me.
Mr. Bergstrom: Let the knowledge inspire you, Lisa.
Lisa: That’s not very inspirational.
Mr. Bergstrom: Yeah, you’re right. How about a bunch of money?
Lisa: What?
Mr. Bergstrom: I blackmailed Skinner into giving you the profits from your videos.
Mr. Bergstrom: I caught him passing bad checks around town.
Task: Make Lisa Donate Her Profits to the Library
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Library, Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Make Youngsters Watch Lisa's Livestreams
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Collect Poems
Mr. Bergstrom: How’s the vlogging going, Lisa?
Lisa: Great! The videos are doing really well. The only bad part is the teachers keep asking me for loans.
Lisa: Anyway, what did you want to talk to me about, Mr. Bergstrom?
Mr. Bergstrom: *eyes darting* Uhhh, nothing...
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Lisa Live Outro
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Snake: Ah, that was, pretty lame.
Lisa: What are you talking about? That was all about the platonic love of education. It's like a meta-Valentine tale!
Skinner: No, Snake's right. That was pretty bad.
Task: Make Lisa Try to Explain Her Story
Time: 6s
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
