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- These are my go-to bad jokes.
#1
Q:How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A: A buck-an-ear!!
#2
Q:What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
A:Nothing they just waved!
#3
Q:What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A:Breath Idiot, Breath!
I could use all the help i can use all the help i can get, got a late start....
pmrob5000 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk5CXzFJ-c4
simbass7 wrote:
Ronrusso75 wrote:
Lol the repost fail made me laugh more..aaaah I'm a * lol- Tried 3 times :/
So how you do it again....? simbass7 wrote:
Tried 3 times :/
So how you do it again....?
It's not u it's the link. You need to change it to desktop versionRonrusso75 wrote:
- Why do squirrels swim on their backs??
To keep their nuts dry!
MMu Ronrusso75 wrote:
Check your PM You are winner #1 Funny joke I never heard before :)
Father buys a lie detecting robot that smacks you in the face when you lie. Father tries to test it out on his son during dinner.
"Son, where were you last night?". Son replies, "I was at the library studying". Robot smacks son.
Father asks, "where were you really?!?". Son replies, "I was at my friends house watching a movie.". Father asks, "what was the movie?". Son answers, "Toy Story". Robot smacks son.
Son is on the floor crying and says, "Okay, Okay, it was a porn!". Father is angry, "my goodness! When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was." Robot smacks father.
Mom laughs, "haha, he really is your son".
Robot smacks wife.
Edit, this is my third contribution to the thread. I really REALLY need eggs...clusterbombb wrote:
Winner #2 Check your PM loved the vid totally unexpected :mrgreen:
Brilliant :mrgreen:direwolf987 wrote:
Winner #3 Check your PM Hilarious :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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