Missed Opportunity: Bear Patrol Tapping Device

Better yet, how about some bear traps that you can purchase and place on major intersections. I've noticed these Not Really There Bears tend to wander streets and alleyways, so they would be easy to trap. We already have a place that trades in fur, so why not trap a bear, turn it in for cash and have the fur shop turn a profit? Sheesh, my old game designing days are starting to bubble to the surface.