No Bucks Given: Walkthrough
No Bucks Given Intro
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Kent Brockman: Welcome to Isotopes Stadium for the opening day of baseball!
Lisa: I hope this is the year the Isotopes finally win a World Series!
Homer: With Buck Mitchell in the lineup, we won’t lose a single game!
Kent Brockman: Sadly the Isotopes will be without star slugger, Buck Mitchell, who is facing the proverbial “changeup” of marriage: divorce.
Homer: Buck and pop superstar Tabitha Vixx are divorcing?!
Marge: How could our unlicensed marriage counseling not keep them together?
Homer: I’m going straight to the opening day of divorce court!
Squeaky Voice Attendant: Hot dogs! Ten-dollar hot dogs!
Homer: And you and your hot dogs are coming with me!
Task: Make Homer Rush to Divorce Court
Time: 6s
Location: Court House, Town Hall or Brown House
Task: Make Marge Try to Stop Homer
Time: 6s
Location: Court House, Town Hall or Brown House
Marge: Bart, you and Lisa wait here so I can stop your father from stopping that divorce!
Kent Brockman: Smack on that lip balm because it’s time for the “KISS CAM”!
Bart: Moe and Lunchlady Dora?! The Van Houtens?! Skinner and his mom?! Oh no...
Bart and Lisa: Us!
Lisa: Ew! Ew! Mom, wait! We’re coming with you!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Bucks Given Pt. 1
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Blue-Haired Lawyer: And that’s why my client wants to split everything down the middle, equally.
Judge Snyder: Sounds good to me. Well, if anyone objects to this divorce let them speak now or forever hold their peace.
Homer: I, Homer Simpson, OBJECT!
Tabitha Vixx: Here to offer more sage marital advice, Homer?
Homer: I also OBJECT to your sarcastic tone! You two belong together. True love and the Isotopes' season depend on it!
Buck Mitchell: Homer, getting divorced doesn’t stop me from playing baseball.
Homer: *chewing noise*
Buck Mitchell: Are you eating a hot dog?
Judge Snyder: Ooh, I’ll take one. No relish.
Task: Collect Mini-Baseball Helmets
Task: Make Homer Object Again to Buck and Tabitha’s Divorce
Time: 4h
Location: Court House, Town Hall or Brown House
If the user has Judge Snyder: Task: Make Judge Snyder Postpone Buck and Tabitha’s Divorce
Time: 4h
Location: Court House, Town Hall or Brown House
Judge Snyder: I’m putting an immediate thirty day hold on your divorce! You are hereby... still married!
Buck Mitchell: All 'cause some mustard-covered jerk said “I object”?
Judge Snyder: Springfield law is clear: “If a shout causes doubt, you must hear them out”.
Tabitha Vixx: This is crazy! Mr. Lawyer Guy, aren’t you going to do anything?!
Blue-Haired Lawyer: Judge’s orders. We’ll just have to reconvene next month.
Tabitha Vixx: But how can I re-learn all my song lyrics before Homerpalooza if Buck is filling my head with boring baseball words?
Buck Mitchell: As if your songs are so complex?
Tabitha Vixx: I wrote “Trouble-istic” and it went platinum faster than you can swing a bat!
Homer: Hmm, can I "un-object" to this divorce?
Buck Mitchell and Tabitha Vixx: Shut up, Homer!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Bucks Given Pt. 2
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Buck Mitchell: Look, you guys helped us rediscover our love, but since then we’ve been more miserable than your average Mets fan.
Tabitha Vixx: Buck and I love each other, it’s true. But maybe love isn’t everything.
Marge: Take that back! I know Homer and I weren’t the best unlicensed marriage counselors in the world--
Buck Mitchell: All Homer did was put on glasses, nod, and pretend to write things down in that notebook.
Homer: I was playing tic-tac-toe against myself.
Marge: And sure, it was wrong that Homer legally objected to your divorce.
Marge: But now the court is giving you one more marital at-bat. Who knows, maybe you’ll hit a home run this time?
Tabitha Vixx: Seems unlikely.
Homer: Wait! I know the perfect place for you to overcome all the obstacles of marriage. The Springfield Ninja Conqueror Course!
Task: Collect Mini-Baseball Helmets
Task: Make Homer Attempt Obstacle Course
Time: 4h
Location: Isotope Stadium
Task: Make Marge Attempt Obstacle Course
Time: 4h
Location: Isotope Stadium
If the user has Tabitha Vixx: Task: Make Tabitha Vixx Attempt Obstacle Course
Time: 4h
Location: Isotope Stadium
Kent Brockman: Welcome to Springfield Ninja Conqueror: #ConqueringLoveEdition.
Kent Brockman: Here’s our first Ninja, Homer Simpson. All he has to do is leap from each floating heart and cross to the other side...
Kent Brockman: Oh no! Homer’s weight has submerged the step, which is now spring-loaded! He’s just launched himself over the course and straight into a parked car!
Marge: My station wagon!
Kent Brockman: Next up, popstar sensation Tabitha Vixx on the Salmon Ladder.
Buck Mitchell: Tabitha, you’re supposed to climb with the pole, not dance on the pole!
Kent Brockman: And the judges give it a perfect ten. Tabitha Vixx is the Ninja Conqueror... and five hundred thousand dollar GRAND PRIZE winner!
Buck Mitchell: Half of that is mine!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Bucks Given Pt. 3
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Judge Snyder: Since you both agreed to split that extra five hundred thousand dollars in prize money, you’re hereby officially divorced!
Buck Mitchell: Because of you, Homer, we’re happily divorced and even richer than we were before!
Tabitha Vixx: I invested my grand prize money in concert teleprompter technology. Now that I know my own lyrics, my tour’s sold out worldwide!
Homer: So everybody’s happy. Tic, tac, toe -- I win!
Marge: I’m not happy! You spend so much time trying to fix other people's marriages that you’ve neglected your own.
Homer: But we counseled them together -- we were a team!
Blue-Haired Lawyer: My client will only accept further communication in writing.
Homer: Your client?
Marge: If Buck and Tabitha are happier divorced, maybe we would be too. I’m moving out!
Homer: Not if I move out first!
Marge: Fine, you move out.
Homer: D'oh!
Task: Collect Mini-Baseball Helmets
Task: Make Bart Appeal to Buck and Tabitha for Help
Time: 4h
Location: Isotope Stadium
Task: Make Lisa Appeal to Buck and Tabitha for Help
Time: 4h
Location: Isotope Stadium
Bart: Dad? I thought Mom kicked you out?!
Homer: She did, but I’m taking the fridge. Most of the stuff in there is mine anyway.
Buck Mitchell: Hey, Homer. Need a hand with that fridge?
Homer: Buzz off, you steroid hall-of-fame asterisk!
Buck Mitchell: Whoa, what’s with your dad?
Bart: When he tried to save your marriage, it destroyed his. He probably blames you or something.
Buck Mitchell: That’s awful! I’m sure if I talk to him, I can get him to win your mom back.
Tabitha Vixx: And I’ll talk to Marge. Just because Buck and I are happily divorced doesn’t mean it’s something everyone should do.
Kirk: Luann and I are getting divorced, so I wanted to see if Homer’d go splitsies with me on a bachelor pad.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Bucks Given Pt. 4
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Buck Mitchell: Okay Homer, to win Marge back I’m gonna teach you the most important skill in baseball: reading pitches.
Buck Mitchell: Now, you’re the batter. If you know what the next pitch is going to be, then you’ll know where to swing.
Homer: Isn't that how the Astros and Red Sox cheated to win the World Series?
Buck Mitchell: Yes, but I’m teaching you how to read pitches the old-fashioned way: with your eyes.
Homer: I just don’t get how this makes Marge like me again.
Buck Mitchell: Homer, if you’re better at reading and understanding what Marge wants, then maybe you’ll figure out how you can save your marriage.
Homer: Oh, I get it! It’s like a metaphor!
Task: Collect Mini-Baseball Helmets
Task: Make Homer Attempt Impressive Baseball Feats
Time: 4h
Location: Isotope Stadium
Task: Make Marge Attempt Suggestive Dance Moves
Time: 4h
Location: Isotope Stadium
If the user has Tabitha Vixx: Task: Make Tabitha Vixx Coach Marge
Time: 4h
Location: Isotope Stadium
Marge: Homer, our marriage is on the brink and you’re playing a game of catch?!
Homer: Buck said learning to read pitches will make me a better listener or something? Is that what you said--?
Tabitha Vixx: Really, Buck? Baseball is your answer to everything. You should diversify!
Buck Mitchell: Well, sexy dancing is your answer to everything! Maybe you should practice singing instead of just Auto-Tuning everything!
Tabitha Vixx: I’m so relieved I’m not married to you anymore!
Buck Mitchell: Me too! I’d rather play for the Marlins than see your sexy dancing ever again!
Homer: Are you guys flirting or something?
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Bucks Given Pt. 5
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Tabitha Vixx: I still have feelings for you Buck. Maybe we rushed our divorce?
Buck Mitchell: I agree. Let’s get remarried!
Tabitha Vixx: This is like déjà vu all over again… I'm in! *making out noises*
Homer: Aw, divorces not lasting are so romantic.
Marge: You know, Homie, maybe we should also get back together.
Homer: Maybe if we renewed our vows, I could express my love for you better.
Marge: Oh, Homie, that’s all I ever wanted.
Task: Collect Mini-Baseball Helmets
Task: Make Homer Renew His Vows
Time: 4h
Location: Court House, Town Hall or Brown House
Task: Make Marge Renew Her Vows
Time: 4h
Location: Court House, Town Hall or Brown House
Homer: I’m sorry. I got so caught up in Tabitha and Buck’s divorce that I neglected our own marriage.
Marge: Oh Homie, renewing our vows was such a wonderful idea!
Homer: So now can I move back into the house?
Marge: Of course, Homie.
Homer: Hey Kirk! I’m canceling my deposit on the bachelor pad!
Kirk: Man, I just bought us matching cigar jackets.
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
No Bucks Given Outro
Auto starts
Homer: Ugh, it’s you guys again…
Tabitha Vixx: We’d just like to thank you and Marge for helping us realize we’re better off married.
Buck Mitchell: Yeah, you’ve taught us that no matter how crazy you make each other feel, it’s always less crazy than the prospect of going it alone.
Homer: That’s sort of depressing.
Tabitha Vixx: Are you saying you’re just with me because you’re scared to be alone...
Homer: Marge, quick! Shut the door before they get divorced again!
Tabitha Vixx: Wait, Buck’s right. Maybe the secret to marriage is accepting that you’ll never do better.
Marge: Duh! Everyone knows that. *shuts door*
Task: Make Buck Mitchell Get Remarried to Tabitha Vixx
Time: 4h
Location: Court House, Town Hall or Brown House
If the user has Tabitha Vixx: Task: Make Tabitha Vixx Get Remarried to Buck Mitchell
Time: 4h
Location: Court House, Town Hall or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Attend Buck and Tabitha's Second Wedding
Time: 4h
Location: Court House, Town Hall or Brown House
Task: Make Marge Attend Buck and Tabitha's Second Wedding
Time: 4h
Location: Court House, Town Hall or Brown House
Lisa: You really scared me, Mom. I thought you were divorcing Dad for good.
Marge: No, your father and I are stronger than ever!
Bart: Then why is the fatso crying?
Homer: Because now that Tabitha and Buck are back together, Buck’s lost his baseball mojo!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Auto starts
Kent Brockman: Welcome to Isotopes Stadium for the opening day of baseball!
Lisa: I hope this is the year the Isotopes finally win a World Series!
Homer: With Buck Mitchell in the lineup, we won’t lose a single game!
Kent Brockman: Sadly the Isotopes will be without star slugger, Buck Mitchell, who is facing the proverbial “changeup” of marriage: divorce.
Homer: Buck and pop superstar Tabitha Vixx are divorcing?!
Marge: How could our unlicensed marriage counseling not keep them together?
Homer: I’m going straight to the opening day of divorce court!
Squeaky Voice Attendant: Hot dogs! Ten-dollar hot dogs!
Homer: And you and your hot dogs are coming with me!
Task: Make Homer Rush to Divorce Court
Time: 6s
Location: Court House, Town Hall or Brown House
Task: Make Marge Try to Stop Homer
Time: 6s
Location: Court House, Town Hall or Brown House
Marge: Bart, you and Lisa wait here so I can stop your father from stopping that divorce!
Kent Brockman: Smack on that lip balm because it’s time for the “KISS CAM”!
Bart: Moe and Lunchlady Dora?! The Van Houtens?! Skinner and his mom?! Oh no...
Bart and Lisa: Us!
Lisa: Ew! Ew! Mom, wait! We’re coming with you!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Bucks Given Pt. 1
Auto starts
Blue-Haired Lawyer: And that’s why my client wants to split everything down the middle, equally.
Judge Snyder: Sounds good to me. Well, if anyone objects to this divorce let them speak now or forever hold their peace.
Homer: I, Homer Simpson, OBJECT!
Tabitha Vixx: Here to offer more sage marital advice, Homer?
Homer: I also OBJECT to your sarcastic tone! You two belong together. True love and the Isotopes' season depend on it!
Buck Mitchell: Homer, getting divorced doesn’t stop me from playing baseball.
Homer: *chewing noise*
Buck Mitchell: Are you eating a hot dog?
Judge Snyder: Ooh, I’ll take one. No relish.
Task: Collect Mini-Baseball Helmets
Task: Make Homer Object Again to Buck and Tabitha’s Divorce
Time: 4h
Location: Court House, Town Hall or Brown House
If the user has Judge Snyder: Task: Make Judge Snyder Postpone Buck and Tabitha’s Divorce
Time: 4h
Location: Court House, Town Hall or Brown House
Judge Snyder: I’m putting an immediate thirty day hold on your divorce! You are hereby... still married!
Buck Mitchell: All 'cause some mustard-covered jerk said “I object”?
Judge Snyder: Springfield law is clear: “If a shout causes doubt, you must hear them out”.
Tabitha Vixx: This is crazy! Mr. Lawyer Guy, aren’t you going to do anything?!
Blue-Haired Lawyer: Judge’s orders. We’ll just have to reconvene next month.
Tabitha Vixx: But how can I re-learn all my song lyrics before Homerpalooza if Buck is filling my head with boring baseball words?
Buck Mitchell: As if your songs are so complex?
Tabitha Vixx: I wrote “Trouble-istic” and it went platinum faster than you can swing a bat!
Homer: Hmm, can I "un-object" to this divorce?
Buck Mitchell and Tabitha Vixx: Shut up, Homer!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Bucks Given Pt. 2
Auto starts
Buck Mitchell: Look, you guys helped us rediscover our love, but since then we’ve been more miserable than your average Mets fan.
Tabitha Vixx: Buck and I love each other, it’s true. But maybe love isn’t everything.
Marge: Take that back! I know Homer and I weren’t the best unlicensed marriage counselors in the world--
Buck Mitchell: All Homer did was put on glasses, nod, and pretend to write things down in that notebook.
Homer: I was playing tic-tac-toe against myself.
Marge: And sure, it was wrong that Homer legally objected to your divorce.
Marge: But now the court is giving you one more marital at-bat. Who knows, maybe you’ll hit a home run this time?
Tabitha Vixx: Seems unlikely.
Homer: Wait! I know the perfect place for you to overcome all the obstacles of marriage. The Springfield Ninja Conqueror Course!
Task: Collect Mini-Baseball Helmets
Task: Make Homer Attempt Obstacle Course
Time: 4h
Location: Isotope Stadium
Task: Make Marge Attempt Obstacle Course
Time: 4h
Location: Isotope Stadium
If the user has Tabitha Vixx: Task: Make Tabitha Vixx Attempt Obstacle Course
Time: 4h
Location: Isotope Stadium
Kent Brockman: Welcome to Springfield Ninja Conqueror: #ConqueringLoveEdition.
Kent Brockman: Here’s our first Ninja, Homer Simpson. All he has to do is leap from each floating heart and cross to the other side...
Kent Brockman: Oh no! Homer’s weight has submerged the step, which is now spring-loaded! He’s just launched himself over the course and straight into a parked car!
Marge: My station wagon!
Kent Brockman: Next up, popstar sensation Tabitha Vixx on the Salmon Ladder.
Buck Mitchell: Tabitha, you’re supposed to climb with the pole, not dance on the pole!
Kent Brockman: And the judges give it a perfect ten. Tabitha Vixx is the Ninja Conqueror... and five hundred thousand dollar GRAND PRIZE winner!
Buck Mitchell: Half of that is mine!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Bucks Given Pt. 3
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Judge Snyder: Since you both agreed to split that extra five hundred thousand dollars in prize money, you’re hereby officially divorced!
Buck Mitchell: Because of you, Homer, we’re happily divorced and even richer than we were before!
Tabitha Vixx: I invested my grand prize money in concert teleprompter technology. Now that I know my own lyrics, my tour’s sold out worldwide!
Homer: So everybody’s happy. Tic, tac, toe -- I win!
Marge: I’m not happy! You spend so much time trying to fix other people's marriages that you’ve neglected your own.
Homer: But we counseled them together -- we were a team!
Blue-Haired Lawyer: My client will only accept further communication in writing.
Homer: Your client?
Marge: If Buck and Tabitha are happier divorced, maybe we would be too. I’m moving out!
Homer: Not if I move out first!
Marge: Fine, you move out.
Homer: D'oh!
Task: Collect Mini-Baseball Helmets
Task: Make Bart Appeal to Buck and Tabitha for Help
Time: 4h
Location: Isotope Stadium
Task: Make Lisa Appeal to Buck and Tabitha for Help
Time: 4h
Location: Isotope Stadium
Bart: Dad? I thought Mom kicked you out?!
Homer: She did, but I’m taking the fridge. Most of the stuff in there is mine anyway.
Buck Mitchell: Hey, Homer. Need a hand with that fridge?
Homer: Buzz off, you steroid hall-of-fame asterisk!
Buck Mitchell: Whoa, what’s with your dad?
Bart: When he tried to save your marriage, it destroyed his. He probably blames you or something.
Buck Mitchell: That’s awful! I’m sure if I talk to him, I can get him to win your mom back.
Tabitha Vixx: And I’ll talk to Marge. Just because Buck and I are happily divorced doesn’t mean it’s something everyone should do.
Kirk: Luann and I are getting divorced, so I wanted to see if Homer’d go splitsies with me on a bachelor pad.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Bucks Given Pt. 4
Auto starts
Buck Mitchell: Okay Homer, to win Marge back I’m gonna teach you the most important skill in baseball: reading pitches.
Buck Mitchell: Now, you’re the batter. If you know what the next pitch is going to be, then you’ll know where to swing.
Homer: Isn't that how the Astros and Red Sox cheated to win the World Series?
Buck Mitchell: Yes, but I’m teaching you how to read pitches the old-fashioned way: with your eyes.
Homer: I just don’t get how this makes Marge like me again.
Buck Mitchell: Homer, if you’re better at reading and understanding what Marge wants, then maybe you’ll figure out how you can save your marriage.
Homer: Oh, I get it! It’s like a metaphor!
Task: Collect Mini-Baseball Helmets
Task: Make Homer Attempt Impressive Baseball Feats
Time: 4h
Location: Isotope Stadium
Task: Make Marge Attempt Suggestive Dance Moves
Time: 4h
Location: Isotope Stadium
If the user has Tabitha Vixx: Task: Make Tabitha Vixx Coach Marge
Time: 4h
Location: Isotope Stadium
Marge: Homer, our marriage is on the brink and you’re playing a game of catch?!
Homer: Buck said learning to read pitches will make me a better listener or something? Is that what you said--?
Tabitha Vixx: Really, Buck? Baseball is your answer to everything. You should diversify!
Buck Mitchell: Well, sexy dancing is your answer to everything! Maybe you should practice singing instead of just Auto-Tuning everything!
Tabitha Vixx: I’m so relieved I’m not married to you anymore!
Buck Mitchell: Me too! I’d rather play for the Marlins than see your sexy dancing ever again!
Homer: Are you guys flirting or something?
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Bucks Given Pt. 5
Auto starts
Tabitha Vixx: I still have feelings for you Buck. Maybe we rushed our divorce?
Buck Mitchell: I agree. Let’s get remarried!
Tabitha Vixx: This is like déjà vu all over again… I'm in! *making out noises*
Homer: Aw, divorces not lasting are so romantic.
Marge: You know, Homie, maybe we should also get back together.
Homer: Maybe if we renewed our vows, I could express my love for you better.
Marge: Oh, Homie, that’s all I ever wanted.
Task: Collect Mini-Baseball Helmets
Task: Make Homer Renew His Vows
Time: 4h
Location: Court House, Town Hall or Brown House
Task: Make Marge Renew Her Vows
Time: 4h
Location: Court House, Town Hall or Brown House
Homer: I’m sorry. I got so caught up in Tabitha and Buck’s divorce that I neglected our own marriage.
Marge: Oh Homie, renewing our vows was such a wonderful idea!
Homer: So now can I move back into the house?
Marge: Of course, Homie.
Homer: Hey Kirk! I’m canceling my deposit on the bachelor pad!
Kirk: Man, I just bought us matching cigar jackets.
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
No Bucks Given Outro
Auto starts
Homer: Ugh, it’s you guys again…
Tabitha Vixx: We’d just like to thank you and Marge for helping us realize we’re better off married.
Buck Mitchell: Yeah, you’ve taught us that no matter how crazy you make each other feel, it’s always less crazy than the prospect of going it alone.
Homer: That’s sort of depressing.
Tabitha Vixx: Are you saying you’re just with me because you’re scared to be alone...
Homer: Marge, quick! Shut the door before they get divorced again!
Tabitha Vixx: Wait, Buck’s right. Maybe the secret to marriage is accepting that you’ll never do better.
Marge: Duh! Everyone knows that. *shuts door*
Task: Make Buck Mitchell Get Remarried to Tabitha Vixx
Time: 4h
Location: Court House, Town Hall or Brown House
If the user has Tabitha Vixx: Task: Make Tabitha Vixx Get Remarried to Buck Mitchell
Time: 4h
Location: Court House, Town Hall or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Attend Buck and Tabitha's Second Wedding
Time: 4h
Location: Court House, Town Hall or Brown House
Task: Make Marge Attend Buck and Tabitha's Second Wedding
Time: 4h
Location: Court House, Town Hall or Brown House
Lisa: You really scared me, Mom. I thought you were divorcing Dad for good.
Marge: No, your father and I are stronger than ever!
Bart: Then why is the fatso crying?
Homer: Because now that Tabitha and Buck are back together, Buck’s lost his baseball mojo!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
