Pride 2020: Prizes and Premium Walkthrough
Throwing Shade Pt. 1
Marge starts
Glamazon Marge: I’m starting to make some real money with this Tubberware.
Julio: I know you did, Miss Money-Bag.
Glamazon Marge: You kinda got that wrong but yes, I do know. And I feel good about myself. I’m doing what I’m supposed to be doing.
Julio: That’s right, what do they say? You know that thing? You eat it for breakfast. But you don’t eat it, but you feel it.
Glamazon Marge: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Julio: Ah! I got it. You feel an oat!
Glamazon Marge: Feel your oats? Yes, I’m feeling my oats.
Task: Make Marge "Feel Her Oats"
Time: 4h
Location: Draggle Rock or Brown House
Glamazon Marge: I feel like an incredibly powerful woman, like I could do anything.
Julio: Yes, you can. You have nerves of Styrofoam. Always say your voice and don’t let the cat eat your tongue.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Throwing Shade Pt. 2
Marge starts
Glamazon Marge: *speaking to herself* Should I get the bath soap? No, it’s too expensive, but why not? Girl will take care of herself. Snap! *giggles*
Helen Lovejoy: Good gracious, Marge?! Are you going to a costume party as a streetwalker or did you just forget your dress?
Glamazon Marge: Oh hello, Helen.
Helen Lovejoy: I just worry about your children.
Glamazon Marge: My children understand fashion. Although, it’s clear you are somewhat challenged in that area.
Helen Lovejoy: I’m tasteful and modest.
Glamazon Marge: Your tasteful and modest is everyone else’s drab and paunchy.
Helen Lovejoy: I was trying to be helpful. But you are hopeless.
Glamazon Marge: Oh yeah? Well take a good look at this.
Task: Make Marge Werk It
Time: 24h
Julio: Get a load of you, girl! She is going to bring the house down!
Helen Lovejoy: How did she do that?
Julio: Cuz she has ‘I’ ‘T’, girl. Plus, she made a lot of money selling that plastic crap.
Helen Lovejoy: Tubberware?
Julio: Yeah, she’s been raking it in. People love to put stuff in stuff, you know?
Helen Lovejoy: Hmmm, interesting... Tubberware. I could easily do that.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Throwing Shade Pt. 3
Marge starts
Marge: Bart, we’re almost at church so please promise me that you won’t throw, spit, shoot, belch, say loudly or softly anything during the service.
Bart: Hee hee, you forgot something.
Marge: Did I? Oh I did, thank you. Both physically and mentally.
Bart: Wow, Mom, you’re good.
Rev. Lovejoy: God wants us to be fruitful BUT, and this is a big ‘but’ for God, if we cut the fruit into pieces and can’t eat it all, he wants us to put away our leftovers and not be wasteful.
Rev. Lovejoy: He likes durable plastic and loves a perfect seal. So, go and be with God.
Rev. Lovejoy: Oh, and Helen’s got a great assortment of Tubberware set up in front of the church if you should happen to be interested in that type of thing.
Marge: It’s a disgrace to the pulpit, Helen, that you used your husband to help you sell Tubberware. Shame, shame.
Helen Lovejoy: The church will receive a donation from my sizable income. I’m making a fortune here.
Marge: You didn’t do anything. Your husband did. I’m the only self-made Tubberware queen up in this town and you know it!
Task: Make Marge Call a Meeting With Her Glamazons
Time: 8h
Location: Curl Up and Dye or Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Throwing Shade Pt. 4
Marge starts
Glamazon Marge: I did my best to remain fabulous under the circumstances, but she really did pretty much corner the whole market. It's over for me.
Julio: Well, with that attitude.
Glamazon Marge: What’s that supposed to mean?
Julio: It means get a grip! Now c’mon, show me how ferocious you can be!
Task: Make Marge Get a Grip
Time: 4h
Location: Curl Up and Dye or Brown House
Julio: Marge you get down on yourself too easily. It’s time to buck up, Brenda. Dust off your head and saddle your pony. Right partner?
Glamazon Marge: Oh, Julio, even you can’t cheer me up.
Julio: Marge this is the time for you to use the remote control and change the channel to you.
Julio: You gotta find your inner unicorn snot and blow it into the hankie of life. You need to rise up like Phoenix, Arizona.
Glamazon Marge: But how in the world will I ever do that?
Mysterious Waylon: I think I may have the answer to your little problem!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Throwing Shade Pt. 5
Marge starts
Mysterious Waylon: Okay then, Marge are you willing and able to believe at all times that you are supremely fabulous, capable and above all that you are above all?
Glamazon Marge: Yaaaaaasasafrass! Your majesty.
Task: Make Marge Fly!
Time: 4h
Location: Pageant Stage
Mysterious Waylon: Look at Marge go! She is so divine, so spectacular, that she has taken to the sky!
Mysterious Waylon: This queen of both large and small containers, their tops and their bottoms...
Mysterious Waylon: ...who is mesmerizingly skilled at merging the two with her dazzling array of Tubberware that can be purchased right here in this club.
Mysterious Waylon: Don’t miss out. Get this while you still can, ladies!
Glamazon Marge: That felt amazing! You’ve been so good to me. Practically the entire club is buying my Tubberware.
Mysterious Waylon: It truly is useful stuff for us girls. I mean we’ve got pins, powders, brushes, lipsticks, bra fillers, tuck tape. Where are we going to put all this stuff?
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Walk In the Park Pt. 1
Homer starts
Marge: Lisa’s been in her room since she got home from school and she’s not wanting to tell me what’s wrong. I’m worried about her, Homer. Homer!
Homer: What?
Marge: I think this is a ‘Daddy job’. Would you go in there and talk to her?
Homer: But Marge, can’t you see this is a high-speed live car chase?
Marge: Yes, that’s been going on for two hours.
Homer: What if I miss something?
Marge: I’ll monitor it and alert you if needed.
Homer: Huh?
Marge: I will sit here with a pencil and paper and write everything down. The things I do. Mmmmm.
Task: Make Homer Go Talk to Lisa
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Task: Make Marge Take Notes on Homer's TV Show
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Homer: *knocks on door* Honey, it’s me. Would you please open the door for Daddy? Lisa?
Lisa: *fighting tears* I’m fine, Dad. Really, I'm just tired.
Homer: Lisa, you’re not a very good liar. But you have a lot of other great qualities.
Lisa: Okay. Come in.
Homer: What happened sweetie?
Lisa: I’m just ugly, that’s all, and I’ll just have to live with that. I’ve accepted it.
Homer: Awwww, honey. You are the most beautiful little girl in the whole wide world.
Lisa: You really think so?
Homer: I know so.
Lisa: Because everyone makes fun of my hair. They call me “Pineapple”.
Homer: Lisa, I’ve been called everything in the book by pretty much everyone: slob, fat, gordito, lazy, drunk, cow, drunken cow, pig, hippo, dumb, thickheaded, gross, slimy, stinky, gelatinous-
Lisa: -Okay, okay.
Homer: Hmmm, I have an idea. Meet me downstairs in five minutes, okay?
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Walk In the Park Pt. 2
Homer starts
Pride Homer: I thought we might take a walk together.
Lisa: You're going outside in that dress?
Pride Homer: Why not? I love this dress! The freedom, no waistband and it’s easier to scratch an itch.
Lisa: Yuck!
Task: Make Homer Take a Walk With Lisa
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House
Task: Make Lisa Take a Walk With Homer
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House
Pride Homer: Oh no, that’s Mr. Burns, being pedaled on a tandem bicycle by Smithers, who reminds me of someone I’ve seen recently, but anyway, we’ve got to hide.
Lisa: Why?
Pride Homer: I like to keep myself out of his sight. Everytime he sees me he remembers to fire me for some reason.
Lisa: Behind that bush!
Pride Homer: In these heels?!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Walk In the Park Pt. 3
Homer starts
Pride Homer: Too late.
Smithers: Homer Simpson! Is that you?! You look fantastic.
Mr. Burns: Yes, very exotic, the make-up really highlights your cheekbones.
Lisa: I must say I’m pleasantly surprised that you are all so okay with my dad in a dress.
Smithers: Mr. Burns recently explored Mallorca and to my delight is feeling much more open-minded these days.
Mr. Burns: Ah, yes...live and let live.
Task: Make Homer Continue His Walk With Lisa
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House
Task: Make Lisa Continue Her Walk With Homer
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House
Pride Homer: See Lisa, this whole pride thing lets us all know that people can think of you however they choose because that is something you have no control over.
Pride Homer: The real question is what do I think of myself?
Lisa: Is it okay if I think I have a pretty great dad?
Pride Homer: Aww honey, I think I’m pretty great too.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Walk In the Park Pt. 4
Homer starts
Carl: Heya Homer, what’s with the getup?
Lisa: Hey, can I ask you guys a question? Um…do you ever like to wear dresses?
Lenny: I would but I don’t have the body for it, too flat in the back. I’m a ‘pantsuiter’ myself.
Lisa: Wow, this is so great. You guys are all okay with this?
Carl: I say let everybody be who they are. Wear what they want to wear. Who cares?
Pride Homer: Dresses are the best! My favorite part is how airy it feels everywhere.
Lisa: I wish I didn’t know that.
Task: Make Homer Continue His Walk With Lisa
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House
Task: Make Lisa Continue Her Walk With Homer
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House
Lisa: Dad, I’m honestly shocked at how accepting and loving everyone has been.
Pride Homer: You always need to be open to change and also be open to trying new things.
Lisa: I like that idea.
Pride Homer: In fact, I’m going to try something new right now. You thirsty?
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Walk In the Park Pt. 5
Homer starts
Moe: Oh hiya, Homer. Little Lisa. Gosh you're getting bigger every day. Now what can I get you twos?
Pride Homer: Moe, I was just teaching Lisa that you have to try new things. So for the first time ever I would like to order a milk.
Moe: Boy that sure is a huge change.
Pride Homer: No, I’ll take a beer. I’ll try something new tomorrow.
Lisa: Dad!
Pride Homer: Alright, alright. Two milks please.
Lisa: I love you, Dad.
Pride Homer: And I love you. Your mom and I love you more than anything on this earth; but as we’ve learned from all of the drag queens today, you have to love yourself Lisa, then all is possible.
Task: Make Homer Cheers His Milk With Lisa
Time: 1h
Location: Moe's Tavern or Brown House
Task: Make Lisa Cheers Her Milk With Homer
Time: 1h
Location: Moe's Tavern or Brown House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Marge starts
Glamazon Marge: I’m starting to make some real money with this Tubberware.
Julio: I know you did, Miss Money-Bag.
Glamazon Marge: You kinda got that wrong but yes, I do know. And I feel good about myself. I’m doing what I’m supposed to be doing.
Julio: That’s right, what do they say? You know that thing? You eat it for breakfast. But you don’t eat it, but you feel it.
Glamazon Marge: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Julio: Ah! I got it. You feel an oat!
Glamazon Marge: Feel your oats? Yes, I’m feeling my oats.
Task: Make Marge "Feel Her Oats"
Time: 4h
Location: Draggle Rock or Brown House
Glamazon Marge: I feel like an incredibly powerful woman, like I could do anything.
Julio: Yes, you can. You have nerves of Styrofoam. Always say your voice and don’t let the cat eat your tongue.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Throwing Shade Pt. 2
Marge starts
Glamazon Marge: *speaking to herself* Should I get the bath soap? No, it’s too expensive, but why not? Girl will take care of herself. Snap! *giggles*
Helen Lovejoy: Good gracious, Marge?! Are you going to a costume party as a streetwalker or did you just forget your dress?
Glamazon Marge: Oh hello, Helen.
Helen Lovejoy: I just worry about your children.
Glamazon Marge: My children understand fashion. Although, it’s clear you are somewhat challenged in that area.
Helen Lovejoy: I’m tasteful and modest.
Glamazon Marge: Your tasteful and modest is everyone else’s drab and paunchy.
Helen Lovejoy: I was trying to be helpful. But you are hopeless.
Glamazon Marge: Oh yeah? Well take a good look at this.
Task: Make Marge Werk It
Time: 24h
Julio: Get a load of you, girl! She is going to bring the house down!
Helen Lovejoy: How did she do that?
Julio: Cuz she has ‘I’ ‘T’, girl. Plus, she made a lot of money selling that plastic crap.
Helen Lovejoy: Tubberware?
Julio: Yeah, she’s been raking it in. People love to put stuff in stuff, you know?
Helen Lovejoy: Hmmm, interesting... Tubberware. I could easily do that.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Throwing Shade Pt. 3
Marge starts
Marge: Bart, we’re almost at church so please promise me that you won’t throw, spit, shoot, belch, say loudly or softly anything during the service.
Bart: Hee hee, you forgot something.
Marge: Did I? Oh I did, thank you. Both physically and mentally.
Bart: Wow, Mom, you’re good.
Rev. Lovejoy: God wants us to be fruitful BUT, and this is a big ‘but’ for God, if we cut the fruit into pieces and can’t eat it all, he wants us to put away our leftovers and not be wasteful.
Rev. Lovejoy: He likes durable plastic and loves a perfect seal. So, go and be with God.
Rev. Lovejoy: Oh, and Helen’s got a great assortment of Tubberware set up in front of the church if you should happen to be interested in that type of thing.
Marge: It’s a disgrace to the pulpit, Helen, that you used your husband to help you sell Tubberware. Shame, shame.
Helen Lovejoy: The church will receive a donation from my sizable income. I’m making a fortune here.
Marge: You didn’t do anything. Your husband did. I’m the only self-made Tubberware queen up in this town and you know it!
Task: Make Marge Call a Meeting With Her Glamazons
Time: 8h
Location: Curl Up and Dye or Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Throwing Shade Pt. 4
Marge starts
Glamazon Marge: I did my best to remain fabulous under the circumstances, but she really did pretty much corner the whole market. It's over for me.
Julio: Well, with that attitude.
Glamazon Marge: What’s that supposed to mean?
Julio: It means get a grip! Now c’mon, show me how ferocious you can be!
Task: Make Marge Get a Grip
Time: 4h
Location: Curl Up and Dye or Brown House
Julio: Marge you get down on yourself too easily. It’s time to buck up, Brenda. Dust off your head and saddle your pony. Right partner?
Glamazon Marge: Oh, Julio, even you can’t cheer me up.
Julio: Marge this is the time for you to use the remote control and change the channel to you.
Julio: You gotta find your inner unicorn snot and blow it into the hankie of life. You need to rise up like Phoenix, Arizona.
Glamazon Marge: But how in the world will I ever do that?
Mysterious Waylon: I think I may have the answer to your little problem!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Throwing Shade Pt. 5
Marge starts
Mysterious Waylon: Okay then, Marge are you willing and able to believe at all times that you are supremely fabulous, capable and above all that you are above all?
Glamazon Marge: Yaaaaaasasafrass! Your majesty.
Task: Make Marge Fly!
Time: 4h
Location: Pageant Stage
Mysterious Waylon: Look at Marge go! She is so divine, so spectacular, that she has taken to the sky!
Mysterious Waylon: This queen of both large and small containers, their tops and their bottoms...
Mysterious Waylon: ...who is mesmerizingly skilled at merging the two with her dazzling array of Tubberware that can be purchased right here in this club.
Mysterious Waylon: Don’t miss out. Get this while you still can, ladies!
Glamazon Marge: That felt amazing! You’ve been so good to me. Practically the entire club is buying my Tubberware.
Mysterious Waylon: It truly is useful stuff for us girls. I mean we’ve got pins, powders, brushes, lipsticks, bra fillers, tuck tape. Where are we going to put all this stuff?
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Walk In the Park Pt. 1
Homer starts
Marge: Lisa’s been in her room since she got home from school and she’s not wanting to tell me what’s wrong. I’m worried about her, Homer. Homer!
Homer: What?
Marge: I think this is a ‘Daddy job’. Would you go in there and talk to her?
Homer: But Marge, can’t you see this is a high-speed live car chase?
Marge: Yes, that’s been going on for two hours.
Homer: What if I miss something?
Marge: I’ll monitor it and alert you if needed.
Homer: Huh?
Marge: I will sit here with a pencil and paper and write everything down. The things I do. Mmmmm.
Task: Make Homer Go Talk to Lisa
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Task: Make Marge Take Notes on Homer's TV Show
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Homer: *knocks on door* Honey, it’s me. Would you please open the door for Daddy? Lisa?
Lisa: *fighting tears* I’m fine, Dad. Really, I'm just tired.
Homer: Lisa, you’re not a very good liar. But you have a lot of other great qualities.
Lisa: Okay. Come in.
Homer: What happened sweetie?
Lisa: I’m just ugly, that’s all, and I’ll just have to live with that. I’ve accepted it.
Homer: Awwww, honey. You are the most beautiful little girl in the whole wide world.
Lisa: You really think so?
Homer: I know so.
Lisa: Because everyone makes fun of my hair. They call me “Pineapple”.
Homer: Lisa, I’ve been called everything in the book by pretty much everyone: slob, fat, gordito, lazy, drunk, cow, drunken cow, pig, hippo, dumb, thickheaded, gross, slimy, stinky, gelatinous-
Lisa: -Okay, okay.
Homer: Hmmm, I have an idea. Meet me downstairs in five minutes, okay?
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Walk In the Park Pt. 2
Homer starts
Pride Homer: I thought we might take a walk together.
Lisa: You're going outside in that dress?
Pride Homer: Why not? I love this dress! The freedom, no waistband and it’s easier to scratch an itch.
Lisa: Yuck!
Task: Make Homer Take a Walk With Lisa
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House
Task: Make Lisa Take a Walk With Homer
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House
Pride Homer: Oh no, that’s Mr. Burns, being pedaled on a tandem bicycle by Smithers, who reminds me of someone I’ve seen recently, but anyway, we’ve got to hide.
Lisa: Why?
Pride Homer: I like to keep myself out of his sight. Everytime he sees me he remembers to fire me for some reason.
Lisa: Behind that bush!
Pride Homer: In these heels?!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Walk In the Park Pt. 3
Homer starts
Pride Homer: Too late.
Smithers: Homer Simpson! Is that you?! You look fantastic.
Mr. Burns: Yes, very exotic, the make-up really highlights your cheekbones.
Lisa: I must say I’m pleasantly surprised that you are all so okay with my dad in a dress.
Smithers: Mr. Burns recently explored Mallorca and to my delight is feeling much more open-minded these days.
Mr. Burns: Ah, yes...live and let live.
Task: Make Homer Continue His Walk With Lisa
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House
Task: Make Lisa Continue Her Walk With Homer
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House
Pride Homer: See Lisa, this whole pride thing lets us all know that people can think of you however they choose because that is something you have no control over.
Pride Homer: The real question is what do I think of myself?
Lisa: Is it okay if I think I have a pretty great dad?
Pride Homer: Aww honey, I think I’m pretty great too.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Walk In the Park Pt. 4
Homer starts
Carl: Heya Homer, what’s with the getup?
Lisa: Hey, can I ask you guys a question? Um…do you ever like to wear dresses?
Lenny: I would but I don’t have the body for it, too flat in the back. I’m a ‘pantsuiter’ myself.
Lisa: Wow, this is so great. You guys are all okay with this?
Carl: I say let everybody be who they are. Wear what they want to wear. Who cares?
Pride Homer: Dresses are the best! My favorite part is how airy it feels everywhere.
Lisa: I wish I didn’t know that.
Task: Make Homer Continue His Walk With Lisa
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House
Task: Make Lisa Continue Her Walk With Homer
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House
Lisa: Dad, I’m honestly shocked at how accepting and loving everyone has been.
Pride Homer: You always need to be open to change and also be open to trying new things.
Lisa: I like that idea.
Pride Homer: In fact, I’m going to try something new right now. You thirsty?
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Walk In the Park Pt. 5
Homer starts
Moe: Oh hiya, Homer. Little Lisa. Gosh you're getting bigger every day. Now what can I get you twos?
Pride Homer: Moe, I was just teaching Lisa that you have to try new things. So for the first time ever I would like to order a milk.
Moe: Boy that sure is a huge change.
Pride Homer: No, I’ll take a beer. I’ll try something new tomorrow.
Lisa: Dad!
Pride Homer: Alright, alright. Two milks please.
Lisa: I love you, Dad.
Pride Homer: And I love you. Your mom and I love you more than anything on this earth; but as we’ve learned from all of the drag queens today, you have to love yourself Lisa, then all is possible.
Task: Make Homer Cheers His Milk With Lisa
Time: 1h
Location: Moe's Tavern or Brown House
Task: Make Lisa Cheers Her Milk With Homer
Time: 1h
Location: Moe's Tavern or Brown House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
