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Fit For a Queen Pt. 1
Smithers starts
Julio: Okay queens, could I get everybody's attention please? This is big, so just stop what you’re doing and look at me.
Julio: Draggle Rock's drag show needs a queen, and you queens look like you need a competition to give those claws something to dig into.
Mysterious Waylon: I’ve been waiting for this very moment in time since seven thirty.
Glamazon Marge: I did secretly want to be prom queen an awful lot.
Julio: Okay ladies, strut it.
Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Go From Drab to Fab
Time: 4h
Location: Draggle Rock
Julio: Nice dress Marge, not couture, yet simple design, elegant.
Glamazon Marge: Thank you!
Mysterious Waylon: If you ask me, it’s too, “Look at me, don’t look at me”.
Julio: You have a point there.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Fit For a Queen Pt. 2
Smithers starts
Julio: This Queen must reign with style supreme. She must carry herself with poise and sensibility. Her focus on being fabulous must never ever waiver.
Drag Sideshow Mel: I am not but one, but all of these things!
Glamazon Marge: Oh, brother.
Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Analyze the Competition
Time: 4h
Location: Draggle Rock
Mysterious Waylon: Poor thing. You know for pre-show confidence I would give her high ratings.
Glamazon Marge: A-plus for effort!
Julio: I don’t know what they put in you girls’ cups of Cool Maid drinks cuz that was pathetic.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Fit For a Queen Pt. 3
Smithers starts
Julio: Who’s next? Who is the next victim?
Mysterious Waylon: Please, go on dear.
Glamazon Marge: No, you just want to watch me go, so you can analyze my style.
Mysterious Waylon: Oh, honey, your style? I could never.
Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Work the Runway
Time: 8h
Location: Draggle Rock
If the user has Glamazon Marge: Task: Make Glamazon Marge Work the Runway
Time: 8h
Location: Draggle Rock
Julio: Maybe we should have multiple Queens, let’s call it polyqueenary.
Glamazon Marge: No, there’s only one queen. That’s in every fairytale.
Drag Sideshow Mel: Only one, one only!
Julio: Alright! Don’t get your panties in a wad! Let’s move forward.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Fit For a Queen Pt. 4
Smithers starts
Julio: Now ladies, as a Queen, you never know when you might be photographed. Will you be ready?
Drag Sideshow Mel: I’ve got a ‘selfie pole’!
Mysterious Waylon: Born ready and stay ready.
Glamazon Marge: I seem to be pretty constant with my look for some reason.
Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Strike a Pose
Time: 12h
If the user has Glamazon Marge: Task: Make Glamazon Marge Strike a Pose
Time: 12h
Location: Draggle Rock
If the user has Sideshow Mel: Task: Make Sideshow Mel Take Ugly Selfies
Time: 12h
Location: Draggle Rock
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Fit For a Queen Pt. 5
Smithers starts
Julio: Silence, everyone! I’ve made my decision.
Drag Sideshow Mel: I can’t hardly stand it. The suspense, the painful suspense!
Glamazon Marge: Well I for one just want to say that I think everyone was very good.
Mysterious Waylon: Accepted.
Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Await Results
Time: 4h
Location: Draggle Rock
Julio: Okay, here goes, so you might think that I am being a clich.
Mysterious Waylon: What is a clich?
Julio: That thing when you heard it a gazillion times and it’s real nice but also a lie.
Mysterious Waylon: A cliché?
Julio: Oh yeah! Uh huh that. But anyway, what I was going to say, was that every one of you is a winner, which is a lie.
Julio: But I like this idea that you all win because in our little polyqueenorious Zeitgeist, you are all winners.
Glamazon Marge: *near tears* I want you all to know that I am so grateful and moved to call you all my friends.
Drag Sideshow Mel: Crocodile tears!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Smithers starts
Julio: Okay queens, could I get everybody's attention please? This is big, so just stop what you’re doing and look at me.
Julio: Draggle Rock's drag show needs a queen, and you queens look like you need a competition to give those claws something to dig into.
Mysterious Waylon: I’ve been waiting for this very moment in time since seven thirty.
Glamazon Marge: I did secretly want to be prom queen an awful lot.
Julio: Okay ladies, strut it.
Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Go From Drab to Fab
Time: 4h
Location: Draggle Rock
Julio: Nice dress Marge, not couture, yet simple design, elegant.
Glamazon Marge: Thank you!
Mysterious Waylon: If you ask me, it’s too, “Look at me, don’t look at me”.
Julio: You have a point there.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Fit For a Queen Pt. 2
Smithers starts
Julio: This Queen must reign with style supreme. She must carry herself with poise and sensibility. Her focus on being fabulous must never ever waiver.
Drag Sideshow Mel: I am not but one, but all of these things!
Glamazon Marge: Oh, brother.
Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Analyze the Competition
Time: 4h
Location: Draggle Rock
Mysterious Waylon: Poor thing. You know for pre-show confidence I would give her high ratings.
Glamazon Marge: A-plus for effort!
Julio: I don’t know what they put in you girls’ cups of Cool Maid drinks cuz that was pathetic.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Fit For a Queen Pt. 3
Smithers starts
Julio: Who’s next? Who is the next victim?
Mysterious Waylon: Please, go on dear.
Glamazon Marge: No, you just want to watch me go, so you can analyze my style.
Mysterious Waylon: Oh, honey, your style? I could never.
Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Work the Runway
Time: 8h
Location: Draggle Rock
If the user has Glamazon Marge: Task: Make Glamazon Marge Work the Runway
Time: 8h
Location: Draggle Rock
Julio: Maybe we should have multiple Queens, let’s call it polyqueenary.
Glamazon Marge: No, there’s only one queen. That’s in every fairytale.
Drag Sideshow Mel: Only one, one only!
Julio: Alright! Don’t get your panties in a wad! Let’s move forward.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Fit For a Queen Pt. 4
Smithers starts
Julio: Now ladies, as a Queen, you never know when you might be photographed. Will you be ready?
Drag Sideshow Mel: I’ve got a ‘selfie pole’!
Mysterious Waylon: Born ready and stay ready.
Glamazon Marge: I seem to be pretty constant with my look for some reason.
Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Strike a Pose
Time: 12h
If the user has Glamazon Marge: Task: Make Glamazon Marge Strike a Pose
Time: 12h
Location: Draggle Rock
If the user has Sideshow Mel: Task: Make Sideshow Mel Take Ugly Selfies
Time: 12h
Location: Draggle Rock
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Fit For a Queen Pt. 5
Smithers starts
Julio: Silence, everyone! I’ve made my decision.
Drag Sideshow Mel: I can’t hardly stand it. The suspense, the painful suspense!
Glamazon Marge: Well I for one just want to say that I think everyone was very good.
Mysterious Waylon: Accepted.
Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Await Results
Time: 4h
Location: Draggle Rock
Julio: Okay, here goes, so you might think that I am being a clich.
Mysterious Waylon: What is a clich?
Julio: That thing when you heard it a gazillion times and it’s real nice but also a lie.
Mysterious Waylon: A cliché?
Julio: Oh yeah! Uh huh that. But anyway, what I was going to say, was that every one of you is a winner, which is a lie.
Julio: But I like this idea that you all win because in our little polyqueenorious Zeitgeist, you are all winners.
Glamazon Marge: *near tears* I want you all to know that I am so grateful and moved to call you all my friends.
Drag Sideshow Mel: Crocodile tears!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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