The Invasion Before Christmas: Act 2 Walkthrough
The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 3 (Act 2)
If it wasn't completed in Act 1
Kang starts
Kodos: Kang, your plan to use Santa and his workshop was a total disaster! Much like your last birthday present to me.
Kang: You said, “Surprise me”. And you were very surprised when I got you nothing.
Kang: If we cannot control Santa, we will just have to pretend to be Santa.
Kang: And hand out our Invado-Bots disguised as an adorable animatronic toy.
Kodos: Right. The humans will just accept something from an octopus just because it's wearing a red hat.
Kang: No, because it's free, and Earthlings are cheap.
Task: Make Kang Re-Program Funzos
Time: 6s
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Kids Feel Something Amiss
Time: 6s
Location: Brown House
Kang: Phase one of operation Rule Yule is complete. Time to take a break and have some fun.
Duffman: That's why you invited me! Because there's nothing more fun than partying with Duffman.
Kang: No, there's nothing more fun than vaporizing Duffmen. Zap!
Quest reward: 400 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 4 (Act 2)
If it wasn't completed in Act 1
Kang starts
Santa Kang: Ho, ho, ho, larval human, the holidays have come early. Please enjoy this toy, which is in no way a sinister plant.
Bart: Less yakkin' more unpackin', squid-breath.
Lisa: I don't trust this so-called “Santa”. Why is he handing out expensive devices for nothing? And why is his beard slick with drool?
Bart: What's not to trust? This is America, land of the free lunch.
Santa Kang: Yes, fear not, meddlesome hatchling! I am here in this joyous season to destroy your planet...with love.
Task: Make Lisa Attempt to Warn Bart
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson Home
Task: Make Bart Ignore Lisa's Concerns
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson Home
Task: Make Springfielders Get Their Robo-Funzos
Time: 6s
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 1
Kang starts
Santa Kang: As the Rigellian saying goes, if at first you don't succeed, abase yourself before the supreme Rigellian dictator and try again.
Santa Kang: Also, I still have a few billion Robo-Funzos to get rid of. So I've added an Unbrainulizer Ray that enhances the human tendency to stare brainlessly at their phones.
Santa Kang: They will be completely helpless before our invasion. Ha, ha!
Mrs. Kodos Claus: Excellent! I will continue to impersonate Santa's domestic partner. You know, this place could really use the patter of little feet.
Mrs. Kodos Claus: I think I'll import some elf-a-pillars from Rivendell IV.
Task: Make Santa Kang Prepare to Unbrainulize Earthlings
Time: 8h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Import Elf-a-Pillars
Time: 8h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 2
Kang starts
Santa Kang: I have initiated the Unbrainulizer Ray. The Robo-Funzos are turning the humans into defenseless prey.
Mrs. Kodos Claus: Did you have to make them float right over the humans to do it? I mean, it's a little obvious.
Santa Kang: Oh, so it's not enough that I invent a weapon to utterly defeat mankind. Now it has to have more than a one-meter range.
Mrs. Kodos Claus: What's the point of us being Earth-married if I can't make positive suggestions?
Santa Kang: Let's not fight. We have some hypnotized humans who'll do anything we want. Let's have some fun.
Task: Make Santa Kang Give Silly Orders
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Enjoy Humans Acting Foolish
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Springfielders Follow Orders
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House
Mrs. Kodos Claus: Oh, Kang, I love how you make my amusement bladder expramulate.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 3
Lisa starts
Lisa: The Robo-Funzos are back! They're floating over people, beaming into their brains.
Bart: Maybe it's one of those social media devices that corrects your posture and counts your steps.
Lisa: No! They're totally hypnotized by their phones. We have to use the Re-Gifting Machine to rid people of their robo-parasites!
Bart: Hypnotized, eh? Don't fire up that Re-Gifter until I make a four-fingered visit to the Kwik-E-Mart.
Task: Use the Re-Gifting Machine to Blast Robo-Funzos
Task: Make Lisa Battle Robo-Funzos
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Bart Shoplift
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Lisa: The Re-Gifting Machine didn't work. The people with parasitic Robo-Funzos are still hypnotized.
Bart: Dammit! If only I'd known; I could have raided the comic book store, too.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 4
Bart starts
Bart: All right, let's amp up the power on the Re-Gifting Machine and blow those No-Funzos away.
Professor Frink: Good glayvin, no! We have no idea what might happen to the victims if the Robo-Funzos' brain rays are interrupted.
Professor Frink: Their brains might be rewired to become mental vegetables. Or, alternately, mental geniuses. We just don't know!
Professor Frink: It's like climate change. Could be good, could be bad. Incidentally, I'm available as a paid consultant to the fossil fuel industry if anyone's interested.
Lisa: What do you recommend, then?
Professor Frink: Pray to whatever higher power you believe in.
Task: Make Lisa Meditate on the Divinity of Buddha
Time: 12h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Bart Tweet Krusty
Time: 12h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Krusty Ignore Tweets
Time: 12h
Location: Krusty Burger
Task: Unlock Gautama Buddha
Gautama Buddha: Out of nowhere, the mind comes forth.
Lisa: Buddha? You're real!
Gautama Buddha: As real as a butterfly that never flies, or a laugh that no one hears.
Lisa: You're real but you're like talking to Grampa.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 5
Lisa starts
Lisa: Lord Buddha, it's awesome you've come! Will you help us defeat the invasion of Robo-Funzos?
Gautama Buddha: Lisa, there are many deities. Or perhaps they are all aspects of one all-encompassing divinity. I know the answer, but I'm not telling. That's Buddhism for you.
Gautama Buddha: You must seek help from all systems of belief.
Bart: I get it. Sort of a Belief Systems Justice League.
Gautama Buddha: Or B.S. League for short!
Task: Make Buddha Contemplate His Navel
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Lisa Believe in B.S.
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Bart Believe in B.S.
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Use the Re-Gifting Machine to Blast Robo-Funzos
Lisa: No sign of the rest of the B.S. League.
Gautama Buddha: Have faith they will come, otherwise they won't come. That's B.S. for you.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 6
Kang starts
Lisa: Lord Buddha, who's behind this terrible Robo-Funzo invasion?
Gautama Buddha: The disciple asks for guidance. But the master says, “do not ask what you already know”.
Lisa: Hm. Big holiday…sneaky invasion…master, I am enlightened! It's Kang and Kodos!
Gautama Buddha: Really? Didn't see that coming.
Gautama Buddha: Just kidding, of course I did. And now, let's de-incarnate some alien ass.
Task: Make Buddha Invoke the B.S.
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Kang Battle the B.S. League
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Kodos Battle the B.S. League
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Santa Kang: You defeated us this time, but only because we weren't ready!
Mrs. Kodos Claus: Yes, I had ginger cookies in the oven, and now they're ruined.
Bart: Stupid victory. I could've had ginger cookies!
Quest reward: 200 Event Currency
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 7
Gautama Buddha starts
Lisa: We slowed the aliens, but we didn't defeat them. We need more members of the Belief Systems League.
Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: Did someone call for the Spirit of Kwanzaa?
Lisa: Fantastic! You're the first B.S. Leaguer here.
Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: I am? Dammit. I hate being the first to show up at a party. So uncool.
Lisa: That's okay, you can help put out the appetizers.
Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: Dammit!
Task: Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Help Set up
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Santa Kang Tend to Wounds
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Buddha Put Out the Call to Other B.S.ers
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 8
Gautama Buddha starts
Lisa: I wonder who'll be next to join our Belief Systems League party.
Shiva: You should be keeping a sharper lookout…oh, that's right you don't have a THIRD EYE.
Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: Shiva, you old Lord of the Universe. Where's your wife Parvati?
Shiva: Back home looking after the kids, Ganesha and Kartikeya. Don't tell her I'm here.
Shiva: She thinks I'm at work watching over the Universe. If she finds out I'm goofing off here, she'll turn into her aspect of Kali...Eight arms, every one holding a rolling pin.
Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens
Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 30 Wrapped Papers
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 9
Gautama Buddha starts
Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: Our battles against the alien invaders are going great. We're beating the living drool out of them.
Shiva: Let's grab some manna. Anyone know a good lunch place?
Rabbi Krustofsky: Hear the words of the Angel of Yahweh! There's a great deli on Second Avenue.
Rabbi Krustofsky: Kreplach to die for. And I should know, eating too much is how I died the first time.
Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens
Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 30 Magic 2x4's
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 10
Gautama Buddha starts
Gautama Buddha: A fool says, “The bowl is full”. The wise man says, “We still need Jesus”.
Shiva: I think J.C. is mad about something.
Jesus Christ: Darn right. You guys keep forgetting my birthday!
Shiva: To me, the past and future are all one. It's no wonder I forget birthdays and anniversaries.
Jesus Christ: How does your wife Parvati like that excuse?
Shiva: Not a lot.
Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens
Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League
Gautama Buddha: It looks like we're half-way there!
Shiva: Would you say we might be living on a prayer?
Gautama Buddha: The wise man sleeps when the fool quotes pop music.
Quest reward: 200 Event Currency
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 11
Gautama Buddha starts
Lisa: Wow, the Belief System League is amazing: representatives of Buddhism, Judaism, Christianity, Hinduism, and, of course, Nguzo Saba.
Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: So that's what I am! *chuckles*
Bart: Seems like you're skipping something obvious.
Rabbi Krustofsky: Can't think of anything.
Bart: Unless you're scared to make fun of it.
Jesus Christ: Sky Finger isn't afraid to laugh at anything!
Bart: I'm talking about atheism.
Shiva: Oh, thank Us.
Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens
Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League
Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: We couldn't find anyone in America willing to admit to being an atheist.
Shiva: So we hired the toughest mythical pixie we could find...Jack Frost.
Jack Frost: I will frost your windows! Hee, hee, hee!
Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and 30 Wrapped Papers
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 12
Gautama Buddha starts
Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: The alien invaders are really strong. All the power of our various faiths is not enough.
Lisa: You need the one being that everyone on Earth worships.
Bart: Santa Claus, bringer of free stuff. And the most potent pixie on the planet.
Jack Frost: I'm a pixie. I'm powerful.
Jesus Christ: Yeah, right. What are you going to do, frost up the windows on the aliens' flying saucer?
Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens
Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League
Lisa: Bart, Bart! I went to Santa's Castle, and they said they haven't seen him for weeks.
Lisa: His sleigh is parked by the alien base! They must've kidnapped him.
Bart: Then we're kidnapping him back. No one takes my Santa when he's a few days from handing out presents.
Quest reward: Santa Claus and 50 Event Currency
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 13
Gautama Buddha starts
Lisa: Well, we found Santa Claus. He wasn't kidnapped at all.
Bart: He was hanging out eating Mrs. Kodos Claus's sugar snaps.
Santa Claus: What? I like a good cookie. Besides, it's nice talking shop with someone else in the large-scale toy delivery business.
Jesus Christ: But you will help us defeat the aliens, right? Think of it as a birthday present to me.
Santa Claus: Again with the birthday guilt. Why couldn't Christmas be in June?
Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens
Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League
Task: Make Springfielders Put up With B.S.
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Quest reward: 400 Event Currency
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 14
Lisa starts
Lisa: Thank you, Belief Systems League! You destroyed the Rigellian ship!
Santa Kang: We would have won if Jack Frost hadn't iced up our windows.
Lisa: Lord Buddha, there're still a lot of Robo-Funzos around town? You'll get rid of them too, right?
Gautama Buddha: The most valuable thing in the world is the head of a dead Robo-Funzo, for no one can name its price.
Jesus Christ: I'm no Buddhist, but ten bucks says that means he ain't helping.
Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Celebrate Their Holidays
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Springfielders Clean up the B.S. Mess Count: 10x
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Lisa Puzzle Over Buddhist Koans
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 15
Kang starts
Santa Kang: I think the take-away message is clear: we should stick to Halloween updates.
Mrs. Kodos Claus: You don't think the message is: you're incompetent at any time of the year?
Kang: Yes, we were utterly defeated and humiliated at Christmas, but cheer up: it's Christmas!
Mrs. Kodos Claus: Well, I did make a ginger bread house. Care to join me in vaporizing it from space?
Kang: That's the holiday spirit!
Task: Make Kang Cast Off His Santa Costume
Time: 8h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Kodos Drink Eggnog
Time: 8h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Springfielders Continue to Clean up the Mess
Time: 8h
Location: Brown House
System Message: Keep playing to earn prizes by ridding Springfield of Robo-Funzos once and for all!
Quest reward: $500 and 50 XP
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Task: Collect Sacred Tomes
Quest reward: 1/2/3 Donuts, $100 and 10 XP
If it wasn't completed in Act 1
Kang starts
Kodos: Kang, your plan to use Santa and his workshop was a total disaster! Much like your last birthday present to me.
Kang: You said, “Surprise me”. And you were very surprised when I got you nothing.
Kang: If we cannot control Santa, we will just have to pretend to be Santa.
Kang: And hand out our Invado-Bots disguised as an adorable animatronic toy.
Kodos: Right. The humans will just accept something from an octopus just because it's wearing a red hat.
Kang: No, because it's free, and Earthlings are cheap.
Task: Make Kang Re-Program Funzos
Time: 6s
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Kids Feel Something Amiss
Time: 6s
Location: Brown House
Kang: Phase one of operation Rule Yule is complete. Time to take a break and have some fun.
Duffman: That's why you invited me! Because there's nothing more fun than partying with Duffman.
Kang: No, there's nothing more fun than vaporizing Duffmen. Zap!
Quest reward: 400 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 4 (Act 2)
If it wasn't completed in Act 1
Kang starts
Santa Kang: Ho, ho, ho, larval human, the holidays have come early. Please enjoy this toy, which is in no way a sinister plant.
Bart: Less yakkin' more unpackin', squid-breath.
Lisa: I don't trust this so-called “Santa”. Why is he handing out expensive devices for nothing? And why is his beard slick with drool?
Bart: What's not to trust? This is America, land of the free lunch.
Santa Kang: Yes, fear not, meddlesome hatchling! I am here in this joyous season to destroy your planet...with love.
Task: Make Lisa Attempt to Warn Bart
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson Home
Task: Make Bart Ignore Lisa's Concerns
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson Home
Task: Make Springfielders Get Their Robo-Funzos
Time: 6s
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 1
Kang starts
Santa Kang: As the Rigellian saying goes, if at first you don't succeed, abase yourself before the supreme Rigellian dictator and try again.
Santa Kang: Also, I still have a few billion Robo-Funzos to get rid of. So I've added an Unbrainulizer Ray that enhances the human tendency to stare brainlessly at their phones.
Santa Kang: They will be completely helpless before our invasion. Ha, ha!
Mrs. Kodos Claus: Excellent! I will continue to impersonate Santa's domestic partner. You know, this place could really use the patter of little feet.
Mrs. Kodos Claus: I think I'll import some elf-a-pillars from Rivendell IV.
Task: Make Santa Kang Prepare to Unbrainulize Earthlings
Time: 8h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Import Elf-a-Pillars
Time: 8h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 2
Kang starts
Santa Kang: I have initiated the Unbrainulizer Ray. The Robo-Funzos are turning the humans into defenseless prey.
Mrs. Kodos Claus: Did you have to make them float right over the humans to do it? I mean, it's a little obvious.
Santa Kang: Oh, so it's not enough that I invent a weapon to utterly defeat mankind. Now it has to have more than a one-meter range.
Mrs. Kodos Claus: What's the point of us being Earth-married if I can't make positive suggestions?
Santa Kang: Let's not fight. We have some hypnotized humans who'll do anything we want. Let's have some fun.
Task: Make Santa Kang Give Silly Orders
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Enjoy Humans Acting Foolish
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Springfielders Follow Orders
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House
Mrs. Kodos Claus: Oh, Kang, I love how you make my amusement bladder expramulate.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 3
Lisa starts
Lisa: The Robo-Funzos are back! They're floating over people, beaming into their brains.
Bart: Maybe it's one of those social media devices that corrects your posture and counts your steps.
Lisa: No! They're totally hypnotized by their phones. We have to use the Re-Gifting Machine to rid people of their robo-parasites!
Bart: Hypnotized, eh? Don't fire up that Re-Gifter until I make a four-fingered visit to the Kwik-E-Mart.
Task: Use the Re-Gifting Machine to Blast Robo-Funzos
Task: Make Lisa Battle Robo-Funzos
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Bart Shoplift
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Lisa: The Re-Gifting Machine didn't work. The people with parasitic Robo-Funzos are still hypnotized.
Bart: Dammit! If only I'd known; I could have raided the comic book store, too.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 4
Bart starts
Bart: All right, let's amp up the power on the Re-Gifting Machine and blow those No-Funzos away.
Professor Frink: Good glayvin, no! We have no idea what might happen to the victims if the Robo-Funzos' brain rays are interrupted.
Professor Frink: Their brains might be rewired to become mental vegetables. Or, alternately, mental geniuses. We just don't know!
Professor Frink: It's like climate change. Could be good, could be bad. Incidentally, I'm available as a paid consultant to the fossil fuel industry if anyone's interested.
Lisa: What do you recommend, then?
Professor Frink: Pray to whatever higher power you believe in.
Task: Make Lisa Meditate on the Divinity of Buddha
Time: 12h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Bart Tweet Krusty
Time: 12h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Krusty Ignore Tweets
Time: 12h
Location: Krusty Burger
Task: Unlock Gautama Buddha
Gautama Buddha: Out of nowhere, the mind comes forth.
Lisa: Buddha? You're real!
Gautama Buddha: As real as a butterfly that never flies, or a laugh that no one hears.
Lisa: You're real but you're like talking to Grampa.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 5
Lisa starts
Lisa: Lord Buddha, it's awesome you've come! Will you help us defeat the invasion of Robo-Funzos?
Gautama Buddha: Lisa, there are many deities. Or perhaps they are all aspects of one all-encompassing divinity. I know the answer, but I'm not telling. That's Buddhism for you.
Gautama Buddha: You must seek help from all systems of belief.
Bart: I get it. Sort of a Belief Systems Justice League.
Gautama Buddha: Or B.S. League for short!
Task: Make Buddha Contemplate His Navel
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Lisa Believe in B.S.
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Bart Believe in B.S.
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Use the Re-Gifting Machine to Blast Robo-Funzos
Lisa: No sign of the rest of the B.S. League.
Gautama Buddha: Have faith they will come, otherwise they won't come. That's B.S. for you.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 6
Kang starts
Lisa: Lord Buddha, who's behind this terrible Robo-Funzo invasion?
Gautama Buddha: The disciple asks for guidance. But the master says, “do not ask what you already know”.
Lisa: Hm. Big holiday…sneaky invasion…master, I am enlightened! It's Kang and Kodos!
Gautama Buddha: Really? Didn't see that coming.
Gautama Buddha: Just kidding, of course I did. And now, let's de-incarnate some alien ass.
Task: Make Buddha Invoke the B.S.
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Kang Battle the B.S. League
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Kodos Battle the B.S. League
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Santa Kang: You defeated us this time, but only because we weren't ready!
Mrs. Kodos Claus: Yes, I had ginger cookies in the oven, and now they're ruined.
Bart: Stupid victory. I could've had ginger cookies!
Quest reward: 200 Event Currency
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 7
Gautama Buddha starts
Lisa: We slowed the aliens, but we didn't defeat them. We need more members of the Belief Systems League.
Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: Did someone call for the Spirit of Kwanzaa?
Lisa: Fantastic! You're the first B.S. Leaguer here.
Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: I am? Dammit. I hate being the first to show up at a party. So uncool.
Lisa: That's okay, you can help put out the appetizers.
Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: Dammit!
Task: Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Help Set up
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Santa Kang Tend to Wounds
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Buddha Put Out the Call to Other B.S.ers
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 8
Gautama Buddha starts
Lisa: I wonder who'll be next to join our Belief Systems League party.
Shiva: You should be keeping a sharper lookout…oh, that's right you don't have a THIRD EYE.
Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: Shiva, you old Lord of the Universe. Where's your wife Parvati?
Shiva: Back home looking after the kids, Ganesha and Kartikeya. Don't tell her I'm here.
Shiva: She thinks I'm at work watching over the Universe. If she finds out I'm goofing off here, she'll turn into her aspect of Kali...Eight arms, every one holding a rolling pin.
Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens
Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 30 Wrapped Papers
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 9
Gautama Buddha starts
Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: Our battles against the alien invaders are going great. We're beating the living drool out of them.
Shiva: Let's grab some manna. Anyone know a good lunch place?
Rabbi Krustofsky: Hear the words of the Angel of Yahweh! There's a great deli on Second Avenue.
Rabbi Krustofsky: Kreplach to die for. And I should know, eating too much is how I died the first time.
Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens
Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 30 Magic 2x4's
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 10
Gautama Buddha starts
Gautama Buddha: A fool says, “The bowl is full”. The wise man says, “We still need Jesus”.
Shiva: I think J.C. is mad about something.
Jesus Christ: Darn right. You guys keep forgetting my birthday!
Shiva: To me, the past and future are all one. It's no wonder I forget birthdays and anniversaries.
Jesus Christ: How does your wife Parvati like that excuse?
Shiva: Not a lot.
Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens
Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League
Gautama Buddha: It looks like we're half-way there!
Shiva: Would you say we might be living on a prayer?
Gautama Buddha: The wise man sleeps when the fool quotes pop music.
Quest reward: 200 Event Currency
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 11
Gautama Buddha starts
Lisa: Wow, the Belief System League is amazing: representatives of Buddhism, Judaism, Christianity, Hinduism, and, of course, Nguzo Saba.
Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: So that's what I am! *chuckles*
Bart: Seems like you're skipping something obvious.
Rabbi Krustofsky: Can't think of anything.
Bart: Unless you're scared to make fun of it.
Jesus Christ: Sky Finger isn't afraid to laugh at anything!
Bart: I'm talking about atheism.
Shiva: Oh, thank Us.
Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens
Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League
Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: We couldn't find anyone in America willing to admit to being an atheist.
Shiva: So we hired the toughest mythical pixie we could find...Jack Frost.
Jack Frost: I will frost your windows! Hee, hee, hee!
Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and 30 Wrapped Papers
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 12
Gautama Buddha starts
Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: The alien invaders are really strong. All the power of our various faiths is not enough.
Lisa: You need the one being that everyone on Earth worships.
Bart: Santa Claus, bringer of free stuff. And the most potent pixie on the planet.
Jack Frost: I'm a pixie. I'm powerful.
Jesus Christ: Yeah, right. What are you going to do, frost up the windows on the aliens' flying saucer?
Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens
Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League
Lisa: Bart, Bart! I went to Santa's Castle, and they said they haven't seen him for weeks.
Lisa: His sleigh is parked by the alien base! They must've kidnapped him.
Bart: Then we're kidnapping him back. No one takes my Santa when he's a few days from handing out presents.
Quest reward: Santa Claus and 50 Event Currency
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 13
Gautama Buddha starts
Lisa: Well, we found Santa Claus. He wasn't kidnapped at all.
Bart: He was hanging out eating Mrs. Kodos Claus's sugar snaps.
Santa Claus: What? I like a good cookie. Besides, it's nice talking shop with someone else in the large-scale toy delivery business.
Jesus Christ: But you will help us defeat the aliens, right? Think of it as a birthday present to me.
Santa Claus: Again with the birthday guilt. Why couldn't Christmas be in June?
Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens
Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League
Task: Make Springfielders Put up With B.S.
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Quest reward: 400 Event Currency
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 14
Lisa starts
Lisa: Thank you, Belief Systems League! You destroyed the Rigellian ship!
Santa Kang: We would have won if Jack Frost hadn't iced up our windows.
Lisa: Lord Buddha, there're still a lot of Robo-Funzos around town? You'll get rid of them too, right?
Gautama Buddha: The most valuable thing in the world is the head of a dead Robo-Funzo, for no one can name its price.
Jesus Christ: I'm no Buddhist, but ten bucks says that means he ain't helping.
Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Celebrate Their Holidays
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Springfielders Clean up the B.S. Mess Count: 10x
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Lisa Puzzle Over Buddhist Koans
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 15
Kang starts
Santa Kang: I think the take-away message is clear: we should stick to Halloween updates.
Mrs. Kodos Claus: You don't think the message is: you're incompetent at any time of the year?
Kang: Yes, we were utterly defeated and humiliated at Christmas, but cheer up: it's Christmas!
Mrs. Kodos Claus: Well, I did make a ginger bread house. Care to join me in vaporizing it from space?
Kang: That's the holiday spirit!
Task: Make Kang Cast Off His Santa Costume
Time: 8h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Kodos Drink Eggnog
Time: 8h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Springfielders Continue to Clean up the Mess
Time: 8h
Location: Brown House
System Message: Keep playing to earn prizes by ridding Springfield of Robo-Funzos once and for all!
Quest reward: $500 and 50 XP
More B.S.
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Task: Collect Sacred Tomes
Quest reward: 1/2/3 Donuts, $100 and 10 XP
