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The Sandwich Horror
Homer starts
Homer: Okay, yes, I have misplaced my pants but I was able to fashion a loin cloth from this feather boa someone dropped on the ground.
Marge: Homie, maybe everyone should come back to our house now. The street has become very wobbly.
Barney: Yeah, and it's covered in puke. Most of it mine.
Lisa: Dad?!
Homer: Run! It's my daughter. She 'thinks-I'm-perfect-I-don't-wanna-disappoint-her. Oops, dropped my boa.
Task: Make Adults Gather at the Simpsons House
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson Home
Characters: Homer, Marge, Grampa, Luann, Kirk, Holiday Homer, Witch Marge, Squirrel Luann, Acorn Kirk
Bart: Lisa! Did you find Mom and Dad?
Lisa: Yeah. I saw them
Bart: Were they okay? How'd they look?
Lisa: Don't ask me how they looked. Don't ever ask me how they looked.
Bart: That's it! We're going to find M'nthster and kick his scaly as_s!
Bart: I assume it's scaly, though he is a bit of mish-mash of body types. It could be feathered
Lisa: Let's just go!
Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples
The Blameless City Pt. 1
After completing The Sandwich Horror
Auto starts
Bart: Lisa, any ideas on how to beat an all-powerful trans-dimensional, but also alien, being?!
Lisa: We won't have to face him alone
Lisa: Skyfinger will fight with us.
Bart: You're right. Forget that puny Elder God - Skyfinger is our one true god!
Lisa: Good idea: butter 'em up.
Bart: That's how I do!
Bart: Skyfinger rules!
Task: Tap M'nthster to Knock Him Out of the Sky
Bart: Now, men and girl, victory is within reach! Who is with me?
Nelson: You have my punches!
Milhouse: And my slaps!
Ralph: And my peanut butter and butter sandwich!
Ralph: Oops, I already eated that.
Bart: To battle!
Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples
The Blameless City Pt. 2
After completing The Blameless City Pt. 1
Auto starts
Bart: So Lisa, I don't know if you heard me shouting about how we are going to defeat M'nthster.
Lisa: I did. It was very stirring.
Bart: Any ideas on how we might actually do that?
Lisa: Well, he's the god of Halloween, right? There's one thing that always gets rid of Halloween
Lisa: Christmas.
Task: Defeat M'nthster at the Campfire
On job start:
Lisa: He's losing strength! Throw more tinsel at him!
Bart: Sing the parts of Christmas Carols that we know!
Bart: Hark how the bells, la, la, la-bells, la, la, la, la, Christmas is here.
On job end:
M'nthster: What is wrong with my adult minions? Why aren't they rushing to my defense?
Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples
The Blameless City Pt. 3
After completing The Blameless City Pt. 2
Auto starts
Lisa: He's flown back to his temple. We've got him cornered.
Bart: C'mon, let's sink that horrible thing while we still have a chance.
Lisa: Really? Sink it? But it looks so cool
Bart: Lisa!
Lisa: Okay, okay, you're right. Sink it!
Task: Tap on the Sunken Temple
Lisa: Kang, Kodos, I'm sorry to tell you we have killed your cousin.
Kang: Oh don't be sorry, we hate that guy.
Kodos: Also, he is immortal. Did we not mention that?
Kang: He won't be back until the stars are in alignment once again.
Kodos: Until then, you won't have to worry about him. He's probably hiding in embarrassment.
Kang: He really is a wuss.
System Message: Check the Sunken Temple for M'nthster's return and be ready to battle again!
Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples
The Blameless City Pt. 4
Lisa starts
Lisa: I thought you said we wouldn't have to worry.
Kang: You do not have to worry about M'nthster. These are his star spawn. They can be nasty.
Kodos: Tap, tap while you still can!
Task: Tap Star Spawn
Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples
At this point you're qualified for recieving the Takedown on November 18th at 1am GMT.
The Blameless City Pt. 5
After the user logs in on November 17th at 1am GMT
Bart starts
Bart: Hold your ground, Children of Springfield!
Bart: There may come a day when evil squid-gods take control of our town!
Bart: But it is not this day!
Bart: A day when our scantily-clad parents prance about in an unending ballet of embarrassment!
Bart: But it is not this day!
Bart: By all that is normal and fun about Halloween
Bart: I bid you TAP children of Springfield!!
Task: Defeat M'nthster and Sink the Sunken Temple
Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples
Something Strange in the Neighborhood
After completing The Blameless City Pt. 2
Bart starts
Bart: Is that it? Did we do it? I don't see any more nightmares on the streets.
Lisa: I don't think so. It couldn't be that easy.
Martin: Look! They're hiding in the neighborhoods!
Bart: Thanks a lot, Lisa.
Lisa: Hey, just 'cause I was right doesn't mean I made it happen!
Task: Send Kids to Hunt Nightmares
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House
Lisa: We're making progress! Keep doing what you're doing.
Lisa: Except you, Ralph, stop eating them.
Ralph: The wiggly spaghetti is biting the inside of my tummy.
Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples
Prize Track Completed
After completing The Blameless City Pt. 4
After unlocking the Re-Neducation Center
Auto starts
Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples
Kang: Foolish human! You are rich in Rigellian Thanksgiving garbage.
Kodos: Amazing what you can do with your tiny, suckerless fingers!
Kang: All that's left is to trade it to us for these lightly used, but still great condition, interstellar gewgaws.
Kodos: GEWGAWS!!
Kang: Hahahahahaha!
Kodos: Hahahahahaha!
System Message: Halloween is almost over, hurry and craft your prizes while you can!
Event Ending Reminder
After completing The Blameless City Pt. 4
After the user logs in on November 14
Auto starts
Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples
Nelson: My punching arm is exhausted and I'm all out of noogies.
Milhouse: I've scratched and slapped myself ragged.
Lisa: Hang in there, the stars are almost out of alignment. One thing that will always be true
Lisa: An event cannot last forever
System Message: Only 3 more days until the event is over, hurry and grab your prizes while you can!
Event Takedown Reminder
After completing The Blameless City Pt. 4
After the user logs in on November 18
Auto starts
Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples
Homer: Ugh, my head
Lisa: Dad! You're okay!
Bart: Yeah, thanks to us. We saved you from that tentacle-faced loser-god.
Homer: You did what from the what now?
Lisa: We accidentally summoned an entity that took control of you and all the grown-ups.
Bart: That's why you guys were all acting so weird last night.
Lisa: But we beat it and now everything is back to normal.
Homer: Kids, we weren't being controlled. That's how we act every year.
Homer: Grown-ups have appropriated Halloween as our free pass night.
Bart: So you weren't under the influence of an ancient evil?
Homer: No! We only get one fun day in a whole boring year so we always go a little too crazy.
Homer: Now, Daddy needs a little nap.
Lisa: Maybe you should take off your make-up first.
Homer: Good tip. Wake me in time for the next event.
Homer starts
Homer: Okay, yes, I have misplaced my pants but I was able to fashion a loin cloth from this feather boa someone dropped on the ground.
Marge: Homie, maybe everyone should come back to our house now. The street has become very wobbly.
Barney: Yeah, and it's covered in puke. Most of it mine.
Lisa: Dad?!
Homer: Run! It's my daughter. She 'thinks-I'm-perfect-I-don't-wanna-disappoint-her. Oops, dropped my boa.
Task: Make Adults Gather at the Simpsons House
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson Home
Characters: Homer, Marge, Grampa, Luann, Kirk, Holiday Homer, Witch Marge, Squirrel Luann, Acorn Kirk
Bart: Lisa! Did you find Mom and Dad?
Lisa: Yeah. I saw them
Bart: Were they okay? How'd they look?
Lisa: Don't ask me how they looked. Don't ever ask me how they looked.
Bart: That's it! We're going to find M'nthster and kick his scaly as_s!
Bart: I assume it's scaly, though he is a bit of mish-mash of body types. It could be feathered
Lisa: Let's just go!
Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples
The Blameless City Pt. 1
After completing The Sandwich Horror
Auto starts
Bart: Lisa, any ideas on how to beat an all-powerful trans-dimensional, but also alien, being?!
Lisa: We won't have to face him alone
Lisa: Skyfinger will fight with us.
Bart: You're right. Forget that puny Elder God - Skyfinger is our one true god!
Lisa: Good idea: butter 'em up.
Bart: That's how I do!
Bart: Skyfinger rules!
Task: Tap M'nthster to Knock Him Out of the Sky
Bart: Now, men and girl, victory is within reach! Who is with me?
Nelson: You have my punches!
Milhouse: And my slaps!
Ralph: And my peanut butter and butter sandwich!
Ralph: Oops, I already eated that.
Bart: To battle!
Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples
The Blameless City Pt. 2
After completing The Blameless City Pt. 1
Auto starts
Bart: So Lisa, I don't know if you heard me shouting about how we are going to defeat M'nthster.
Lisa: I did. It was very stirring.
Bart: Any ideas on how we might actually do that?
Lisa: Well, he's the god of Halloween, right? There's one thing that always gets rid of Halloween
Lisa: Christmas.
Task: Defeat M'nthster at the Campfire
On job start:
Lisa: He's losing strength! Throw more tinsel at him!
Bart: Sing the parts of Christmas Carols that we know!
Bart: Hark how the bells, la, la, la-bells, la, la, la, la, Christmas is here.
On job end:
M'nthster: What is wrong with my adult minions? Why aren't they rushing to my defense?
Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples
The Blameless City Pt. 3
After completing The Blameless City Pt. 2
Auto starts
Lisa: He's flown back to his temple. We've got him cornered.
Bart: C'mon, let's sink that horrible thing while we still have a chance.
Lisa: Really? Sink it? But it looks so cool
Bart: Lisa!
Lisa: Okay, okay, you're right. Sink it!
Task: Tap on the Sunken Temple
Lisa: Kang, Kodos, I'm sorry to tell you we have killed your cousin.
Kang: Oh don't be sorry, we hate that guy.
Kodos: Also, he is immortal. Did we not mention that?
Kang: He won't be back until the stars are in alignment once again.
Kodos: Until then, you won't have to worry about him. He's probably hiding in embarrassment.
Kang: He really is a wuss.
System Message: Check the Sunken Temple for M'nthster's return and be ready to battle again!
Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples
The Blameless City Pt. 4
Lisa starts
Lisa: I thought you said we wouldn't have to worry.
Kang: You do not have to worry about M'nthster. These are his star spawn. They can be nasty.
Kodos: Tap, tap while you still can!
Task: Tap Star Spawn
Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples
At this point you're qualified for recieving the Takedown on November 18th at 1am GMT.
The Blameless City Pt. 5
After the user logs in on November 17th at 1am GMT
Bart starts
Bart: Hold your ground, Children of Springfield!
Bart: There may come a day when evil squid-gods take control of our town!
Bart: But it is not this day!
Bart: A day when our scantily-clad parents prance about in an unending ballet of embarrassment!
Bart: But it is not this day!
Bart: By all that is normal and fun about Halloween
Bart: I bid you TAP children of Springfield!!
Task: Defeat M'nthster and Sink the Sunken Temple
Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples
Something Strange in the Neighborhood
After completing The Blameless City Pt. 2
Bart starts
Bart: Is that it? Did we do it? I don't see any more nightmares on the streets.
Lisa: I don't think so. It couldn't be that easy.
Martin: Look! They're hiding in the neighborhoods!
Bart: Thanks a lot, Lisa.
Lisa: Hey, just 'cause I was right doesn't mean I made it happen!
Task: Send Kids to Hunt Nightmares
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House
Lisa: We're making progress! Keep doing what you're doing.
Lisa: Except you, Ralph, stop eating them.
Ralph: The wiggly spaghetti is biting the inside of my tummy.
Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples
Prize Track Completed
After completing The Blameless City Pt. 4
After unlocking the Re-Neducation Center
Auto starts
Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples
Kang: Foolish human! You are rich in Rigellian Thanksgiving garbage.
Kodos: Amazing what you can do with your tiny, suckerless fingers!
Kang: All that's left is to trade it to us for these lightly used, but still great condition, interstellar gewgaws.
Kodos: GEWGAWS!!
Kang: Hahahahahaha!
Kodos: Hahahahahaha!
System Message: Halloween is almost over, hurry and craft your prizes while you can!
Event Ending Reminder
After completing The Blameless City Pt. 4
After the user logs in on November 14
Auto starts
Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples
Nelson: My punching arm is exhausted and I'm all out of noogies.
Milhouse: I've scratched and slapped myself ragged.
Lisa: Hang in there, the stars are almost out of alignment. One thing that will always be true
Lisa: An event cannot last forever
System Message: Only 3 more days until the event is over, hurry and grab your prizes while you can!
Event Takedown Reminder
After completing The Blameless City Pt. 4
After the user logs in on November 18
Auto starts
Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples
Homer: Ugh, my head
Lisa: Dad! You're okay!
Bart: Yeah, thanks to us. We saved you from that tentacle-faced loser-god.
Homer: You did what from the what now?
Lisa: We accidentally summoned an entity that took control of you and all the grown-ups.
Bart: That's why you guys were all acting so weird last night.
Lisa: But we beat it and now everything is back to normal.
Homer: Kids, we weren't being controlled. That's how we act every year.
Homer: Grown-ups have appropriated Halloween as our free pass night.
Bart: So you weren't under the influence of an ancient evil?
Homer: No! We only get one fun day in a whole boring year so we always go a little too crazy.
Homer: Now, Daddy needs a little nap.
Lisa: Maybe you should take off your make-up first.
Homer: Good tip. Wake me in time for the next event.
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