My Brother's Keeper Pt. 1Bart starts
Marge: Bart, please bring dinner up to your evil twin brother, Hugo.
Bart: Mo-om! I'M the evil twin! He's the good one! Gawd! I never forget your thing!
Bart: Also, why can't Dad do it?
Homer: That USED to be my job, but you had to go drag the secret into the light.
Homer: Now stop arguing and feed your non-evil brother that we still keep locked in the attic for some reason.
Bart: Fine.
Bart: Hey, Hugo, here's your grub.
Hugo: Would you like to join me? I don't mind sharing.
Bart: Sure, what are we having?
Task: Make Hugo Eat Fish Heads
Time: 4h
Task: Make Bart Lose his Lunch
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
My Brother's Keeper Pt. 2Bart starts
Bart: Man, my life is terrible. Every single day, my parents make me bathe and brush my teeth.
Bart: And I gotta lug this gross bucket of fish goo upstairs.
Hugo: You do realize that the bucket of grossness is my only food.
Hugo: And your lugging it up here, my only human interaction?
Bart: What's your point?
Hugo: I think my life is far more difficult.
Bart: It's not a contest.
Bart: But if it was, I'd win.
Hugo: Wanna switch?
Bart: In a heartbeat.
Hugo: Wow. You are not smart.
Bart: I know you are, but what am I?
Task: Make Hugo Clean his Room
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Bart Sleep in Simpson Attic
Time: 24h
Location: Simpson House
Marge: Homer, did you notice that Hugo and Bart have switched lives?
Homer: Yeah, I figured they were doing one of those “Prince and the Pauper” dealios.
Marge: Should we let them? It's so cliché.
Homer: They'll grow tired of it or they'll permanently switch. The point is: I don't care.
My Brother's Keeper Pt. 3Hugo starts
Hugo: Today I'm going to walk in the sunshine and feel the breeze riffle my hair.
Bart: And I'm going to lurk in the shadows and thump on the walls.
Bart: Then after lunch I'll let my diseased mind come up with new ways to sin against nature by combining two species.
Hugo: ‘Kay. Have fun!
Task: Make Hugo Walk the Pigeon Rat
Time: 12h
Task: Make Bart Practice Stitching Things Together
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House
On job start:
Hugo: Oh, Pigeon-Rat? Can you believe we are finally free to scurry/fly where we please?
Pigeon Rat: *Please let go! We long for death and freedom from the smell of your horrible lunches.*
My Brother's Keeper Pt. 4Hugo starts
Hugo: How are you enjoying the attic?
Bart: Great! I sewed together Radioactive Man and Malibu Stacy.
Hugo: Nice workmanship. Soon you can move on to live subjects.
Bart: Hey, if you're not evil, how could you do that? It seems so cruel?
Hugo: No, they love it. My pigeon and my rat begged me to sew them together!
Pigeon Rat: *No we didn't, we begged him to stop! He doesn't understand pigeon or rat!*
Hugo: Well, I'm off to school! I'm going to try to make something called, “friends!”
Task: Make Hugo Eat Fish Heads
Time: 4h
Task: Make Youngsters Eat Lunch at their Desks
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Task: Make Bart Try to Eat Fish Heads
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
On job start:
Hugo: Why am I the only child eating his lunch in the cafeteria?
Nelson: We don't like your smelly lunch.
Milhouse: Also, we reject you because you are different.
Ralph: Principal Skinner said we're allowed to be so cruel!
Skinner: No, I said, "Children can be so cruel." I was making a statement, not giving permission!
Skinner: However, Hugo, your stinky lunch does make me think that you are gross and stinky.
My Brother's Keeper Pt. 5Hugo starts
Hugo: I had a terrible day.
Bart: I know what will fix it…
Hugo: Why is that box setup like an operating table?
Bart: We should never have been separated! We are the two things that must be sewn together!
Hugo: No, I don't want to be stitched to you! Mom! Dad! Lisa! Help!
Homer: Hey, keep it down. Don't make me go up there!
Task: Make Bart Try to Sew him and Hugo Together
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Requires: Hugo
Task: Make Homer Go Up There
Time: 2h
Location: Simpson House
On job start:
Homer: If you two can't be quiet I will have to separate you. So don't sew yourself to your brother!
My Brother's Keeper Pt. 6Bart starts
Bart: It's not fair. I'll never be a whole person because Hugo has all of my goodness.
Hugo: And you have all of my coolness! Life is hard for all of us.
Bart: Wait, I have all the coolness?
Hugo: What good is goodness when dealing with jerky kids? You're evil so you don't care if they like you which makes you cool. Which makes them like you.
Hugo: In my short time in the world I have learned.
Hugo: People are jerks.
Hugo: I'd like to go back to lurking in the shadows now.
Bart: Knock yourself out.
Task: Make Bart Realize it's Good to Be Bad
Time: 2h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Hugo Sleep in Simpson Attic
Time: 24h
Location: Simpson House
