Midgalaxy Crisis Pt. 1After completing A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 1
Kang starts
Kang: Guess what, Human Girl? We have a little surprise for you…
Lisa: The real reason you're here is to take over our planet.
Kang: Well, yes. How did you know?
Lisa: There's always a twist with you guys, and the twist is always that you're going to attempt world domination.
Kang: You make it sound like I'm becoming predictable!
Kodos: Sorry, I'm late, did I miss anything?
Kodos: Did Lisa guess your plan and make you worry that you're predictable?
Kodos: Like she always does?
Task: Make Kang Ponder His Character
Time: 6h
Location: Brown House
Kang: How did this happen? I'm still young.
Kang: I'm in the prime of my first pre-lives. I can still turn this around.
Midgalaxy Crisis Pt. 2Kang starts
Kang: Get ready world!
Kang: You're about to see Kang, the unpredictable, do something you've never seen before!
Task: Make Kang Crack the Whip
Time: 1h
Task: Make Homer Hide in the Brown House
Time: 24h
Location: Brown House
Midgalaxy Crisis Pt. 3Kang starts
Bart: Dad, instead of hiding you should fight back.
Bart: Bullies are just cowards. That's what you told me!
Homer: I know. I lied. Bullies are the bravest men around. And they love it when you stand up to them. So don't do that.
Lisa: You could reason with them. Outsmart them.
Homer: Wait, who are we talking about again?
Lisa: Never mind.
Bart: Possums aren't smart or brave, how do they survive?
Task: Make Homer Play Dead
Time: 4h
Kang: The humans have left us an offering.
Kodos: It has obviously been dead for a long time…
Homer: Stop tickling!
Kodos: It's alive?
Kang: Then why does it smell like that?
Midgalaxy Crisis Pt. 4Kang starts
Kang: I've got it!
Kang: Rather than change what I do, I will become the best at what I do.
Kodos: World Dominion?
Kang: And probing.
Task: Make Kang Activate the Beacon
Time: 1m
Homer: You guys are trying to set some kind of probing record.
Kang: Yes, you have eavesdropped that correctly.
Homer: Are we in space?
Kang: Not right now.
Homer: Good. I want someone to hear me scream.
Homer: Aaaaaaaaaaagh!
Where No Probe Has Gone Before Pt. 1After completing Midgalaxy Crisis Pt. 4
Kang starts
Kang: Ugh, my tentacle is killing me!
Kodos: It is your repetitive probing injury flaring up again.
Kodos: I have a new ergonomic probe. You can probe longer without numbness or pain.
Kodos: And it's dishwasher safe!
Task: Make Kodos Demonstrate Superior Technology
Time: 1h
Kodos: What do you think?!
Kang: I like it. But is it good for the environment?
Kodos: We breathe pure carbon, why should you care about this planet's atmosphere?
Kang: I don't. But I want to look like I do.
Where No Probe Has Gone Before Pt. 2Kodos starts
Kodos: I have not changed the design at all, but I added a sticker to the packaging that says “100% Natural”.
Kang: I actually feel healthier while holding it.
Kodos: Never underestimate the power of packaging stickers!
Task: Make Kodos Develop New Probe Technology
Time: 12h
Location: Brown House
Kang: Could it have more lights and beeps?
Kodos: Why?
Kang: To up the “coolness” factor.
Kodos: Why do I always forget the “coolness” factor?
Where No Probe Has Gone Before Pt. 3Kodos starts
Kodos: Okay, here is the new prototype. And look, it has a laser sight.
Kang: Isn't that a little gimmicky? True probe aficionados are not going to fall for that!
Kodos: I just thought it would be fun to see a red dot when you move the probe around, see?
Kodos: Kang? Where'd you go?
Task: Make Kang Chase Laser Dot
Time: 2h
Location: Brown House
Kodos: Kang, this is not a glorified cat toy! Remember the serious and vital purpose of this essential tool.
Kang: To probe human butts.
Kodos: Yes. For science.
Kang: Hahahahahahahaha!
Kodos: Hahahahahahahaha!
Where No Probe Has Gone Before Pt. 4Kodos starts
Kodos: I'm still refining the design. I added another feature…
Kodos: A selfie camera!
Kang: That will come in handy when I probe celebrities. I like the extendable selfie stick for group shots.
Kodos: That is actually the extra deep probe.
Kang: Ugh. I shouldn't have touched that. I'm going to wash my tentacle.
Task: Make Kodos Refine Probe Technology
Time: 24h
Location: Brown House
Where No Probe Has Gone Before Pt. 5Kodos starts
Kodos: At last, the maiden probing of my newly designed Ultra-Exploro 3000!
Kang: Time to go for the record!
Kodos: If you have any problems, let me know personally – don't leave negative feedback!
Task: Make Kang Probe Homer
Time: 36h
Requires: Homer
Task: Make Kodos 8 Hour Evil Laugh
Time: 8h
Kodos: Kang, have you finished probing the fat, bald human? We need to keep moving if you want to break the record!
Kang: No! NO! Homer's butt… it was… NOOOOOOO! I never want to probe again!!
