Why is Joe Quimby a criminal?

Because he's a politician.

Er, um corruption and er um embezzlement

You can never trust a politician. :joy:

It shouldn't surprise anyone....his mayoral seal says it all. :)

Because his mommy didn’t love him enough. ?

Besides accepting bribes, misappropriation of city funds, soliciting bribes, being in consort with known criminals, money laundering, and accepting gifts to sway his actions, I can’t think of any reason he would be classified as a criminal.

??? why does a politician a criminal?

Um…… because he’s a Criminal :D

I'm not corrupt. I will stay in this comments section, maintaining my innocence.

Hey you, get that steel drum out of the, er, mayor's office.

> @CookieManiac42 said:
> ??? why does a politician a criminal?

*is