@EerieV Yeah..that blows...especially for the amount of time you put into the game.
If someone feels the need to create a smurf account every time they hit their "peak ability", they either have an addiction to stomping lower level players because of noticeably high testosterone levels or they're addicted and need to seek help immediately. I suggest two types of medication; estrogen and get a life...both in pill form of course.
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I reckon you took an estrogen pill or two too many.
but yeah lets just castrate every man while we are at it, right?
If someone doesn't feel the need to create a smurf account every time they hit their "peak ability", they either don't care about getting trashed every game (but thats fun tho isn't it?) because of noticeably high estrogen levels or they're addicted to losing and need to seek help immediately. I suggest two types of medication;
a testosterone needle to the butt and splitting wood with an axe in a lumberjack shirt for 2 hours everday.
PS: Thank you so much for your suggestion, we are going to consider it.
you should also include beating your chest after each and every fatal slash of your axe. At least the other logs will know who's boss.
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No, I think we should include painting nails and trying out dresses. As everyone knows that is how humanity got as far as it did, by women painting their nails while the men just sat around and created smurfs for apex legends.
You know, while we are at it, I think we should include posting man hating * on gaming forums instead of valid criticism amongst the list of your suggestions, yeah?
You know whats sad? When a game has obvious design issues and people talk about it and then some man hating goblin enters the room and rants against testosterone and people not wanting to get * on in a competetive online game repeatedly.
You know whats also sad? That normal queues are not enjoyable anymore whatsoever, particularly when you solo. On one hand, the lobby is full of tryharding high skill stacks, on the other hand half the lobby is dead by the 3 minute mark because they "hotdropped" and "just wanted to have fun".
And somehow it is supposed to be appropiate to autofill your team with bronze4 or sub lvl 50 players against said predator tryhard stacks.
Yeah, great times. So much fun to play this game if you don't bring your high skill teammates along. SBMM is trash and I will continue to smurf in ranked because it is the only enjoyment I can get out of the game right now as someone who plays solo most of the time.
What's sad is the thought that someone would take it seriously and as if their manhood was being somewhat threatened. I guess you win👍
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Pretty good summary.
But why shouldn't the game be enjoyable for solo players?
They need to fix autofill and they need to soften up this SBMM, otherwise the only way to enjoy solo queuing will be in custom game modes like Winter Express.
Like * me, not half the lobby need to be diamond players just because I have a 2+ kdr. It just isn't a fun experience.
Did you bother to read?
The only thing I said was estrogen, he replied, I replied. Easy. Because I said estrogen he figures I'm a woman and goes off.
~~> No, I think we should include painting nails and trying out dresses. As everyone knows that is how humanity got as far as it did, by women painting their nails while the men just sat around and created smurfs for apex legends.
So, before you feel the need to step in and defend your boyfriend, read into it a bit more.
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sbmm revived the game. Ranked is sh.. tho needs more segregation
anyways...gl stomping or getting stomped. Either way , nothing is changing other than the playerbase
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Yeah, shut the * up you noob. Maybe for bronze 4 players. For everyone else it didn't and we already said why.
It completely ruined solo-qeueing and it turned normal games into unfun shitshows.
Ranked right now is the only good thing about Apex and the only thing that improved over Season 2.
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Yes, take your estrogen pills boy.
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