Valkyrie's quips are terrible. They're like dad jokes, but worse sometimes.

Even as a Valk main I can't disagree with you. Except for: "Jump pads, gravity lifts, geysers. Is everything you do half-assed?" Which makes me laugh every time. I played Pathfinder for the first fourteen seasons and everything he said was funny, but after a while you have to prioritize gameplay over humor. So out he went.