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OldTreeCreeper
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500,600 Legend Tokens

Passed half a million legend tokens tonight. So bartender, a legend for all my friends please and thank you. 😃🥳
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  • OldTreeCreeper's avatar
    OldTreeCreeper
    5 years ago

    @ILostT0Loba @Cheese9Man I used to think bidet's were horizontal urinals, with a strange flushing system   😃  you only get them in hotels here! 

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Koochi-Q
5 years ago
@OldTreeCreeper Only quality item in life I need is toilet paper XD. Screw all the rest!
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hayhor
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5 years ago

@Koochi-Q28 ply gold crested I bet right richie rich!

  • Koochi-Q's avatar
    Koochi-Q
    5 years ago
    @OldTreeCreeper You sir get it. Total hygiene in the bum area. Even tho nobody’s getting close to it, it needs to be taken care off way more than any other part of the body! Good robust (and preferably soft but I can do with medium softness as long as it doesn’t wipe like sandpaper wipes on very dry wood) toiletpaper and some relaxing wet wipes (yea they’re wet wipes! I don’t call it moist toiletpaper! or cleansing wipes xD) is all you need... that and spending 20+ mins of relaxation on the toilet thinking of nothing, doing nothing and just sitting there more zen then the dali lama and any practitioner of yoga could hope for even tho you excreted the last bit after the 2nd minute xD.

    @GH0STEDbyME I only speak truth follower! My path to enlightenment is pure. Follow me. I’ll bring forth salvation.

    @hayhor, there’s your lifestyle that you try to cast onto me again making ppl think I’m richness! Only one indulging in those things can think of them. I could never of my own think of 24ply gold toilet paper! You probably even have a bidet in your toilet or a heated up toilet seat mr.I-have-a-yard! (asians can’t comment on the heated seat cause it’s normal in asia to have that or a bidet! xD)
  • OldTreeCreeper's avatar
    OldTreeCreeper
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    5 years ago

    @Koochi-Q I just knew that would set you off 😃

    Further to encourage you, why waste the time thinking of nothing while you could be doing Killer Sudoku? 🥳

  • Koochi-Q's avatar
    Koochi-Q
    5 years ago
    @OldTreeCreeper Sudoku?! You think I have the brain capacity for that!
  • OldTreeCreeper's avatar
    OldTreeCreeper
    Hero+
    5 years ago

    @Koochi-Q yes. Its just looking for repeating patterns. Once you get used to the simple ones it's not such a big step to the killer ones.

    You could ask Jan Compton for pointers, she has brains 😃

  • Cheese9Man's avatar
    Cheese9Man
    5 years ago

    You guys dont use the peak of human engineering? A bidet.

  • Koochi-Q's avatar
    Koochi-Q
    5 years ago
    @Cheese9Man Shut up you advanced civilization member!
  • ILostT0Loba's avatar
    ILostT0Loba
    5 years ago
    @Cheese9Man you tell em, cheese. 'Wet wipes' xD, all you need is wet water from a bidet 💩
  • Koochi-Q's avatar
    Koochi-Q
    5 years ago
    @ILostT0Loba ... ‘wet water’? ;0 You seen dry water ;0
  • OldTreeCreeper's avatar
    OldTreeCreeper
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    5 years ago

    @ILostT0Loba @Cheese9Man I used to think bidet's were horizontal urinals, with a strange flushing system   😃  you only get them in hotels here! 

  • MandatoryIDtag's avatar
    MandatoryIDtag
    5 years ago

    @OldTreeCreeper  they are mate, you have to balance on one hand holding yourself up horizontally whilst pee'ing to use them.

    Toilet gymnastics. 😉

    Edit: I might have just accidentally accepted your posts as a solution lol....my bad!

  • Koochi-Q's avatar
    Koochi-Q
    5 years ago
    @MandatoryIDtag You have not seen japanese toilets have yu xD.

    We mean the bidets that clean your sphincter!
  • MandatoryIDtag's avatar
    MandatoryIDtag
    5 years ago

    @Koochi-Q  I know, I'm just poking fun at old trees sideways toilets. XD

  • OldTreeCreeper's avatar
    OldTreeCreeper
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    5 years ago

    @MandatoryIDtag anyone reading the accepted solution after the op will think I've had yet another senior moment, and z bad one at that 😃

  • MandatoryIDtag's avatar
    MandatoryIDtag
    5 years ago

    @OldTreeCreeper  Don't worry I destroyed the evidence! You even get to keep the exp. Everyone's happy. XD

  • Koochi-Q's avatar
    Koochi-Q
    5 years ago
    @MandatoryIDtag Dangit... this time you got me since I could not even envision what you meant by horizontal thingies while peeing. Maybe it was something I’d never seen or heard from before which is also called bidet... cause I know 2 kinds at least...

    but I know you watch(ed) anime so I figured “hmmm this might be something else or he’s never watched any anime with peeing in it... xD”

    @OldTreeCreeper... YOU STOLE THE XP! I honestly thought ID did it just like last time xD
  • Koochi-Q's avatar
    Koochi-Q
    5 years ago
    @Cheese9Man I think he was trying to confuse us... but that would be a good option too as opposed to ketsu only xD
  • MandatoryIDtag's avatar
    MandatoryIDtag
    5 years ago

    @Koochi-Q  I'm just confused by the pair of you lmao.

    I thought ketsu meant narrow minded, but clearly its got a dual meaning lmao.

    As for the other bit.... no idea. XD

  • OldTreeCreeper's avatar
    OldTreeCreeper
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    5 years ago

    @MandatoryIDtag I didn't mind at all and thought it was funny, thus the smile in my post 😃 you're very sensitive. Is that why you use a bidet? 🥳

    I've reinstated it so it should appear as it was meant to be. I want no favoritism because of my age 😛

  • OldTreeCreeper's avatar
    OldTreeCreeper
    Hero+
    5 years ago

    @ILostT0Loba I think my Google translate is broken. It detects japanese and the converts it to the same words in English, but with an English ladies voice speaking them. I am none the wiser??? 

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