Are all teammates bots??

@DarthValtrexLolz you seem to be in a rather positive mood...

95% of the time it’s someone’s fault. Out of that 95%, 95% it’s not me XD. This is probs what most are thinking, yet it only rings true for some. 

So I just did 5 ranked matches because bleeding edge servers were down and didn’t want to shut off my xbox...

1st match... can’t remember

2nd match. Water treatment. 2 other teams land there. Everyone kills everyone, both teammates go down by the same person. One of which was at 10hp max and I kept pinging a medkit, yet he goes to shoot an enemy. I kill last 2 thinking ‘phew finally a breather’ with like 30hp left. Just revived one, a new team rolls up and kills me and the just revived teammate. So I kinda sit & think that that 10hp droneboy was stupid for not taking the medkit. 

I see stats... me 400 dmg, other teammate 100 dmg... droneboy 0 dmg. This is after 2 minutes of 3 squads being in one place. 

3rd match, win, nothing special. Good teamwork & good players overall. Wraith 6 kills 800 dmg, me Revenant 7 kills 1500 dmg, Octane 5 kills 1900 dmg. 

4th match, haha ohh boy. Drop trajectory starts at skulltown... octane wants to go there and drops right in even after I say no and later on gibby says no. So we go to Octane’s event. Team there, while teammate octane is in skull shooting but I never hear the quip that he’s hitting something. Meanwhile gibby gets flanked and I down one while his teammate comes and strikes me down within an inch of her life. Fortunately octane revved gibby so they go. My down gets revived, gibby comes and shoots, knocking my down down again. Afterwards he goes down by that teammate who was at the inch of her life, she revives again and octane kills both. 

We go to airbase... loot up... they randomly go to supply ship... they get in a fight (they have blue armor and I just picked up an evo). I flank, gibby goes down. I down one... 90% another when the third teammate shoots at me so I’m shielding up, I down the 90%er and octane goes down. Meanwhile I go down as well but have gold rez so I rez, yet get instantly shot when I’m up. Suddenly I hear the Octane saying in a French accent “are you kidding me?! (Something) noobs”. I unmute mic to say something... look at summary and burst into laughter (not planned but I was shocked). 

I see me 0 kills 800 dmg, gibby 1 or 0 kills 800 dmg. Octane (the ”noob” exclsimer), 2 kills 98 dmg XD in my head I was like, ‘you only did the 30 dmg from that first downed team and max 30 by that lifeline who got me from that first team and less than 40 on these 3 guys and you call others noobs’ xD. 

5th match, I’ll spare you the part where the Wattson was fully auto trying to shoot ppl at Caves while she was at the top of Cage. Let that sink in. Fully. Auto. She missed all shots and wasted 2 clips. 

Well I got the heck away from her and went towards the artillery side through the gap in the rocks. She took the left side. She sees a team and marks them. I dont see them but she decides to throw all ordnances and shoots while I still see nobody. Finally I see 1 wraith who was in my deadzone. But suddenly I see 2 more in the back. 

So what do I do? I try to flank them through that house outpost with that basement thingy where you can drop in near the forest section. 

This wattson gets shot and what does she do? Instead of going back through the gap where she came from, she sprints towards me and the house -_- giving my position away... so I obviously ran from there and she got killed. 

What was the other teammate doing you’re wandering? Still sniping ppl from The Cage 😅😂