If i have a pair of total noobs on my team

Define noobs, probably in your head it is anyone under about rank 80 with less than 4000 kills.

Maybe you should consider that everyone has to start somewhere and learn and, instead of pouring contempt on them - help out?

I have been playing games since 1982 - 37 years if that helps - and I am only rank 18 in this - am I a noob?  In other games I have never played I am rank 0.

Teach them what to do, explain the mechanics, lead them, even if that just means using ping.

So you have a shorter round and you don't win - and?

You hot drop with new players and then expect them to be able to 1337 uber-soldat pwnge?  Players who know what they are doing usually last less than 60 seconds in that scenario.

Maybe a solo BR is more your taste being as you object so much to your team mates?  Or do you need an audience to validate yourself?

I can see the problem here and you won't unless you can access a mirror.