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Re: Design Meeting at Respawn: Old LTM

@Koochi-Q not selecting a dummy color in Legend select would crash the server. Supposedly because when you don't select a color, it tries to select whatever color you chose previously, but if you hadn't played previously (or if you had and someone took said color) it'd crash the server.

Programming! It's like walking across a floor covered in caltrops. You sweep some caltrops out from your path in front, and realize you've shot yourself. 

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  • asukojo's avatar
    asukojo
    6 years ago

    ANOTHER Emergency meeting after 2nd LTM : Night at skull town

    CEO: I told you not to F*CK it up, why we keep having this fire drill every night ??  What is the issue now ?

    Dev  : Another Opss, I guess the new Dev program wrong keybind, he thought "SELECT" means selecting the mode, instead of starting the mode.

    CEO:  Oh My God,  new hire is so **** Who hire them ??? 

    Dev  : We did with your blessing. He's pure coder but never play the game.

    CEO:   Seems my fault again ???  ARrrrghhhh !!!

             

               (Take a deep breath ...drink some coolant....in hot summer night).

               

              I can see why he missed understood it, but How the QA missed again this obvious flaw ??

    QA   : Well, everything is exactly the same, so it should work like before so we didn't run any test.

              I never thought new "kid" can screw up such trivial thing,  so dumb !!!

    CEO : These LTM is total disaster. I got a lot of heat you know.

               Even my kid can find this bug. I can't explain why our QA can miss it.

                If the next LTM screw up again, I will fire somebody !

               ( Hang up the phone )....

  • Koochi-Q's avatar
    Koochi-Q
    6 years ago

    @pastaclownAhhh thx for the clearing up. So that’s why the mode was removed. Let’s see what kinda server crashing but they left for night time KC xD

    @asukojo  you’re on fire! Keep ‘em coming xD

  • asukojo's avatar
    asukojo
    6 years ago

    Another meeting after 3rd LTM : A&D.

    Dev and QA: Why another meeting, are we going to loose our job ??

    CEO  : Yes, you guys screw up again.

    QA     : WHAT ? It went smooth boss, no glitch this time.

    CEO  : It's A&D, only shotgun and sniper, but why there's VOLT in the bunker ??

    QA     : Opss, we forget about that, we barely went there, so we totally missed it, please don't fire us, please !

    Dev    :  You screw up this time, but no worry, Dev got your back, we can fix this quickly.

                 Go to computer, put // in front of volt loot.

                 Done.

    CEO  : QA, remember, Dev save your job this time, don't forget to pay them back.

                Ok, time to sleep, good night boys and girls.

  • @asukojoSeriously?! XD the volt is still there XD. At least only 1/2 clips worth of ammo tho...

    unless capacitors still work for ammo givings...

  • @Koochi-Q  Yup its there lol. Along with countless energy mags. Y'know for all those energy category shotguns and snipers we have. >.>