Re: Design Meeting at Respawn: Old LTM

ANOTHER Emergency meeting after 2nd LTM : Night at skull town

CEO: I told you not to F*CK it up, why we keep having this fire drill every night ??  What is the issue now ?

Dev  : Another Opss, I guess the new Dev program wrong keybind, he thought "SELECT" means selecting the mode, instead of starting the mode.

CEO:  Oh My God,  new hire is so **** Who hire them ??? 

Dev  : We did with your blessing. He's pure coder but never play the game.

CEO:   Seems my fault again ???  ARrrrghhhh !!!

           (Take a deep breath ...drink some coolant....in hot summer night).

          I can see why he missed understood it, but How the QA missed again this obvious flaw ??

QA   : Well, everything is exactly the same, so it should work like before so we didn't run any test.

          I never thought new "kid" can screw up such trivial thing,  so dumb !!!

CEO : These LTM is total disaster. I got a lot of heat you know.

           Even my kid can find this bug. I can't explain why our QA can miss it.

            If the next LTM screw up again, I will fire somebody !

           ( Hang up the phone )....