CEO: What is wrong guys ??? NOTHING WORKS ☹️Marketing: I thought we already invite many streamer to pretest Season-9 and everything seems went well.Dev: The server is crashing boss.CEO: DDOS by free-loaders ? We gave PS4 player pre-download to reduce network stress.Dev: Yeah, that help a little but we didn't expect this kind of load.CEO: What do you mean ? We know everybody want to try out ARENA. Have we LOAD TEST the server ??QA: We don't have the tool to simulate huge traffic boss, we only run small load test. CEO: Damn, so we don't think the server can handle Arena mode ?QA: Definetly will KAPUTT !CEO: Easy, disable arena for now.Marketing: I hear Valk flying around with so many missilles is causing huge load on the server.Dev: That bird is PITA (Pain In The *) !CEO: Disable her then, let people just play basic legend.Marketing: This's embarassing ☹️CEO: Oppss, I DID it AGAIN !

CEO: After we disable things, they can start login now. But why they're screaming their skin , heirloom, badges are gone ?Dev: Remember, we add ground emote, re-arrange badges ? CEO: Off course.Dev : We have issue with their profile migration boss , basically we modify our profile database structure in Season-9.CEO: Why we didn't see the issue when those streamers tested Season-9 ?Dev: Since they were using new account so there's no migration. CEO: Dang it, but we should already test this, right ? QA ? We can actually test by dumping current profile season-8 database then migrate to new Season-9 profile.QA: Agree.CEO: Why you guys didn't do that ?QA: There's so many changes boss, we were focusing on Valk, new Bow experience, new Arena, etc. We didn't test those migration, assuming it will work like magic.CEO: Damn it. What we should do now ?Dev: We can fix whatever issue show up but we need to properly test it before it run it.CEO: QA, NO SLEEP for you.QA : But Boss...... (Speechless)

CEO: Good morning guys ! QA, How was last night ?QA: Dev: QA did good job, let them sleep. Most profile got migrated last night, the only thing is player has to reselect them again.Marketing: No big deal, time for them reconsider their favorite again.CEO: Good to hear. Next step, let entice them to play Arena more so they don't leave the game.Marketing: Easy boss, we will have Arena event coming up next Tuesday. This's the reward.CEO: Not bad, not bad for syndicate dog ! But we lost some time for them to level up battle pass, we need to do something here.Dev: Easy boss, we will have Arena event, instead of giving them packs, we give the BP level up.CEO: Great idea, win-win for us.Dev : Let me do it now, typing, click,...click..click... DONE. Here you go boss.CEO: Perfect, you guys are so flexible and awesome, and always covered my back. Let's prepare our next collection event !

@ArchAngeL-PCX Koochi totally expecting this. I kind of expecting but didn't expect went this bad.I'm ready to pull a meeting in all kind of topics 🙂 In another word, I'M BORN READY !

@ArchAngeL-PCX If you paying attention, this meeting also provide insight what is coming.Next meeting will about the new collection event and heirloom. I can feel it we will have another fire drill, stay tune.

@Koochi-Q Make sure you don't miss it.

Season-9 Emergency Meeting - Ooppss-We DID it AGAIN !

21 Replies

asukojo
5 years ago
@ArchAngeL-PCX If you paying attention, this meeting also provide insight what is coming.
Next meeting will about the new collection event and heirloom. I can feel it we will have another fire drill, stay tune.
hayhor
Hero
5 years ago
@asukojo I didnt have to reselect my skins today but I never played yesterday. Did everyone else have to reselect?
asukojo
5 years ago
@hayhor I played yesterday and I've to reselect it. Not big deal, I just select random favorites for all legends.
JonStriker126
5 years ago
@hayhor

I didn't play on the day of release, I played a couple hours into the next day (Like 2:00 in the morning). Thankfully, I haven't had to reselect anything so far.

Which, is good. I was not looking forward to selecting badges, trackers, skins, holo sprays, quips, etc, for 16 Legends. Not to mention all the gun skins. All I can say there is thankfully I don't use charms.
hayhor
Hero
5 years ago
@asukojo That sucks. Maybe it worked out for me I couldn't play yesterday!
ArchAngeL-PCX
5 years ago
@hayhor All my skins were set fine. I didn't have to reselect.
ArchAngeL-PCX
5 years ago
@asukojo Walter Fuse Fitzroy, at yer bloody service!

lol Looking forward to the next meeting as always.
asukojo
5 years ago
@ArchAngeL-PCX Since you ask for one, here another one.
CEO: How was the GOLDEN SALES last week ?
Marketing: Very bad boss, everybody PISSED OFF. They HATE the re-color, on top of that, they hate our laziness and has no shame begging $20 for couple of click.
CEO: They're not stupid and they have a point, I don't like the color as well and we're kind lazy.
Marketing: Let's bring our big gun, let sell good skin, we need the revenue.
CEO: Design team, what do you got ?
Design team: We went to virtual safari and inspire by we saw so we design these skins.
CEO: That looks cool, very colorfull, love it.
Marketing: We need something for Caustic. Since we wrecked him so hard, they don't want to support our game anymore.
Design: We create one for him as well.
CEO: Very cool, he remind me of 7 element movie.
Design: Yeah, I was scared back then and can't get out of my head so I let out now.
Marketing : Good job guys, let's bundle them with banner, gun charm, etc so we can get big $$$$.

CEO: Agree, let's do it !
hayhor
Hero
5 years ago
@asukojo No caustic looks like predator.
Koochi-Q
5 years ago
@asukojo Path looks like he’s made out of playdoh rather than safari-inspired xD