Mentally Impaired Baboons Could Make A Better Game
This game is honestly the most pathetic excuse for a video game I have ever played in my life. If the AI that runs my teammates on manager career is supposed to be the AI that runs the world in a few years, we'll all be dead in a month.
This game is pathetic. I've played FIFA/EAFC on legendary difficulty for going on 10 years now, and I would like to think that I had at least gotten a little better over time. This game makes it seem like I am a pathetic schoolboy who just bought the game and loaded it up for the first time. The AI on the other team knows my every move, they know what skill move and what direction I am about to go to before I even do it. My AI teammates must also know exactly what I'm about to do, because they then proceed to run to the exact opposite area where they were originally running and where I send my perfectly timed pass. I can accept being scored on by the opponent AI if it is a genuinely good buildup goal, but what I can't tolerate is my CB passing it right to the feet of a striker who does a 180 turn and just swings his foot at the ball and watching it sail into the top of the net. Sure I play with Manchester United, and all of the players are like that in real life, but I still would like to think that the team would play at least a little better under my control. I was getting lapped by Harrogate Town 3-0 15 minutes into a game on my manager career. I mean c'mon.
Don't even get me started on this new tactics malarkey that they added into this pathetic excuse of a game. What we had was perfect, now I can't even make my own formation. If I have my fullbacks set on attacking wingback, that means they should probably be making overlapping and underlapping runs on the wings constantly. WRONG. My RB and LB barely even give a jog past the halfway line when I'm attacking.
I know I'm a sucker to Electronic Arts because I pay $70 every year for the same game just for new cosmetics and worse gameplay, but that's just who I am and I've accepted it. For years the community has been asking for things like being able to mix and match jerseys with different shorts like they do in real life, and having alternate gk kits. It can't be that hard. Honestly, you'd probably have to stow me away in a mental hospital to prevent me from buying the next game because that's how addicted I am to this game, but at least when people are addicted to other things they get SOME enjoyment out of the experience. This game brings me nothing but unescapable pain and suffering.
