What a trashy grind Toty is

As thrilling as it’s been opening pack after pack of 83+ prayers only to get the same recycled trash, I’m officially tapping out.

EA, you can have your TOTY promos, your fake pack animations, and your “maybe next one” slot-machine nonsense.

This game is trash in every possible category: gameplay, menus, servers, pack odds — pick a lane, you’re bad at all of them.

I’ve wasted coins, time, and brain cells grinding like a lunatic just to pack the digital equivalent of a soggy cardboard box.

Meanwhile, TOTY cards might as well be Bigfoot — everyone talks about them but practically no one actually sees one.

Every weekend league feels like a punishment.

Every patch somehow makes things worse.

And every pack opening is just EA whispering,

“Thanks for your money and time, here’s a 83-rated left back from a team you’ve never heard of.”

So congrats EA — If beeing trash at everything was a skill, u have truly mastered it.

Enjoy your cash farm.

Peace out. 🖐️