Courtois

This goalkeeper is an absolute joke.

Thibaut Courtois in this game is not a keeper, he’s a paid spectator. He doesn’t save shots, he watches them. Every ball goes in like the goal is allergic to him. I’ve never seen a goalkeeper so tall yet so useless at the same time.

This man has literally scored TWO OWN GOALS against his own team. TWO. As a goalkeeper. That’s not bad luck, that’s incompetence. At this point he’s playing against me, not for me. I’d get better saves from a traffic cone or a broken controller.

His reactions are slow, his positioning is terrible, and every shot on target feels like a guaranteed goal. Long shot? Goal. Weak shot? Goal. Shot straight at him? Somehow still a goal. It’s embarrassing. This is not “low performance”, this is sabotage.

I invested time, effort and resources into this account, and this is the level of goalkeeper I get? Completely unacceptable. Courtois is supposed to be elite, not a walking highlight reel for the opponent. Right now he’s the MVP of the other team every match.

This situation is NOT normal. Either fix this goalkeeper immediately, replace him, or compensate me, because this level of performance is a disgrace. My account deserves better than a keeper who can’t even protect his own goal from himself.